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Moonbat Minecraft

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	4734
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8

Moonbat Minecraft Server

Server Information
Host: Max8abug
Server Features: Creative server, no-griefing survival SMP, griefing allowed SMP
Server Maps: SMP maps won’t reset
Updates: Server is actively updated and maintained
Events: Player events with survival rewards
Minigames: Spleef
IP: moonbat.ddns.net
Version: 1.21.4

FAQ

Q: How can I join the server?

A: You can join the server by connecting to the IP: moonbat.ddns.net

Q: Are the SMP maps reset?

A: No, the SMP maps won’t reset so your progress will be safe

Q: What type of events are run on the server?

A: Player events with survival rewards are occasionally run on the server

Q: What minigames are available on the server?

A: Minigames such as spleef have recently been added

Infernal Sanctuary 1.21

Afterlife, Astinos, boiling water, damnation, Dining, Eternal Damnation, eternal suffering, fiery torment, Fire, greek mythology, Hades, Hell, INFERNAL, Inferno, punishment, punishment for sinners, punishment for wrongdoers, punishment in hell, Sanctuary, Torment, toxic cloud, underworld

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	701
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Animals Bred:	62	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Legendary Titles Earned:	1

Yo, bro, forget about hell and come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got all the food you could ever want, none of that fire and toxic cloud nonsense. Plus, we’ve got epic builds and crazy adventures waiting for you. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let’s conquer the virtual world together!

Toy Wrecker Minecraft Server

anger, bad day, Boundaries, Communication, dog behavior, dog owner, dog park, dog park etiquette, dog toys, dog training, Exercise, fetch, Frustration, Minecraft, overreacting, pet etiquette, pet ownership, RESPONSIBILITY, Server, socialization, Toy, toy destruction, wrecker..

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4060
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	98	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9
Star Shards Collected:	209	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can unleash your fury in a virtual world instead of chasing after a dog in the snow!

Join us and let off steam by building epic structures, battling mobs, and exploring endless possibilities. No need to worry about losing your ball here – unless a creeper blows it up, that is!

Our community is full of responsible pet owners who will never let their dogs destroy your precious items. And if they do, just ask for a new one and they’ll gladly oblige – in Minecraft, of course!

So come on, leave the real world drama behind and join our server for some epic adventures and laughs. Who knows, you might even find a virtual ball to play fetch with!

SpoiledCraft: BIL Edition

bil, communication breakdown, confrontation avoidance, disrespectful attitude, disrespectful behavior., Edition, emotional drain, emotional exhaustion, entitled, family dynamic, family tension, financial responsibility, financial strain, household chores, household conflict, lack of support, living arrangements, living situation, long term houseguest, personal boundaries, SpoiledCraft, strained relationships

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	3317
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Emeralds Found:	1039
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Our server is like living with your BIL who just won’t move out, except with creepers and zombies instead of dirty laundry.

Join our server and experience the thrill of constantly being ignored by your fellow players, just like how BIL ignores your requests to keep the bathroom window open. Watch as your virtual houseguests take advantage of your hospitality and refuse to clean up after themselves, just like BIL and his dirty clothes.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers the ultimate challenge of dealing with entitled and arrogant players who think they can just mooch off of you forever. Experience the tension and strain of living with someone who just won’t leave, all while trying to maintain your sanity in a world filled with chaos.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices and test your patience to the max, join us now! Who needs therapy when you can play on our server and experience the ultimate emotional rollercoaster?

RageQuitMinecraftSMP

annoyances, auditory, Frustration, Gaming, gaming annoyances, Gaming Community, gaming culture, gaming frustrations, gaming noises, gaming sounds, gaming triggers, irritating sounds, Pet Peeves, RAGE, RageQuitMinecraftSMP, SOUNDS, triggers, video game irritations, video game triggers, video games

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	1096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously. It’s like, the most epic server ever, like everrrr. The admins are like, super cool and give out diamonds like candy, I swear. And the spawn area is like, a giant disco party with villagers breakdancing and creepers doing the macarena, it’s lit af.

But wait, there’s more. The PvP arena is actually a giant hot dog eating contest, and the winner gets a pet dragon that farts rainbows. And don’t even get me started on the shopping district, it’s like a mall but with llamas as security guards and parrots as cashiers. And the best part? The nether is actually a tropical beach with pigmen in hula skirts serving you drinks with little umbrellas in them.

So yeah, if you wanna join the most insane, wacky, and totally bonkers Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up for the IP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s like, a rollercoaster of chaos and fun and memes and just pure awesomeness. See you there, my fellow blockheads!

BlockLifeChanger

big impact, BlockLifeChanger, butterfly effect, Decision making, impactful decisions, life changing, life changing moments, life-altering choices, minor choices, momentous decision, personal growth, pivotal choice, ripple effect, significant choices, small actions, small choices, small decision, transformative actions, turning point, unexpected outcomes

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7903
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5052	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	16	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Join our Minecraft server and make the small decision to dig one block in a certain direction, and who knows what crazy adventures await you! One player dug down and found a hidden underground city filled with diamond blocks and enchanted gear. Another player accidentally punched a pig and it turned into a flying pig that now follows them around as a loyal companion. The possibilities are endless on our server, where even the smallest decisions can lead to life-changing moments! So come join us and see where your next block break will take you!

CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

Allies, Canada, CraftyCanuck, Diplomacy, economic impact, export, foreign relations, Import, international trade, market access, Minecraft, NAFTA, negotiations, North America, Politics, protectionism, red states, RETALIATION, Server, Tariffs, trade war, Trump allies, united states

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5405
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	191
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Chimeras Created:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

so like, u know how canada is all polite and stuff? well, they got a secret plan to start a trade war with red states and trump’s buddies. it’s gonna be like a battle royale but with trade deals and stuff.

join our minecraft server and be part of the action! build your own trade empire and take down your enemies with tariffs and sanctions. it’s gonna be epic, eh?

plus, we got a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the fallout of the trade war. trust us, you’re gonna need it when things get crazy.

so come on, eh? join our server and let’s show those red states and trump allies who’s boss in the world of trade wars. it’s gonna be a boot stompin’ good time, eh?

SudzhaNursingHomeRaid – TrappedUnderRubble

95 people, Attack, CASUALTIES, Conflict, crisis management., eastern europe, emergency response, Humanitarian Aid, international news, military commandant’s office, nursing home, rescue operation, rubble, russians, strike, Sudzha, SudzhaNursingHomeRaid, Tragedy, TrappedUnderRubble, Trapping, UKRAINIAN, War

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2686
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	1121	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Farms Harvested:	288

join our minecraft server because we have russians striking nursing homes in sudzha but don’t worry, we’ll save you with our epic building skills and magical powers. 95 people trapped under rubble? no problem, we’ll just mine our way to victory and save them all. who needs the ukrainian military when you have us? come join the chaos and madness, where anything is possible and nothing makes sense. build, mine, and survive with us as we take on the craziest adventures and conquer the most absurd challenges. join now and be part of the most wacky and wild minecraft server ever created!

Booze Blues Busted | Tipsy Town

addiction, alcohol, alcoholism, BELIEF, Blues, booze, BUSTED, Buzz, coping mechanism, coping strategies, depression, emotional well being, heavy drinking, mental health, mental health research., mental health stigma, Mental Health Treatment, mental illness, mood, Pleasure, self-medication, study, substance abuse, tipsy, TOWN

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5170
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	83

so, like, u ever feelin down and just wanna get drunk to forget ur problems? well, guess what, this server is perfect for u! we got a study that says heavy drinkers with depression feel just as good as those without depression when they drink! so come on over and drown ur sorrows in our virtual bar, where the drinks are always flowin and the fun never stops! join us now for a wild ride of debauchery and questionable life choices!

The Crafty Table

Blazeandcave’s Advancements, Chat feelings, Community, Crafty, Creative World, Democracy, Discord, Dynmap, GSit, Hard reset, Lands, minecraft server, Multiverse, MVP vote, Planet MC, Plugins, Semi Vanilla, Shop, Survival, Table, unclaimed land, Worldguard

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7888
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Buildings Constructed:	24
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dragons Tamed:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Blood Moons Survived:	2

About TCT
IP: thecraftytable.com

Welcome to The Crafty Table! We are a small scale, semi-vanilla, survival server with our own creative world. Our community will welcome you with open arms.

We recently did a hard reset of our server for 1.21.1! Meaning there is plenty of unclaimed land to explore.

Our plugins:

Lands
Shop
Worldguard
Multiverse
Chat feelings
Gsit
Dynmap
BlazeandCaves Advancements

What makes us unique?

One of our biggest unique features is our democracy on the server. We allow our players a lot of influence over our world, from plugin suggestions and rules to expansions and our staffing team, if you have an opinion on what you would like to see change on the server our ears are open.

We host proposals through our Discord where you can put forward such changes which are then discussed and voted on by our community in our meetings at 8pm GMT on Saturdays.

We also host a monthly MVP vote for your chance to highlight outstanding players of TCT.

Key links:

Discord: https://discord.gg/mezpHTMq64
Dynmap: http://map.thecraftytable.com:25572/
Planet MC: https://www.planetminecraft.com/server/the-crafty-table-5086328/

TCT News: This weekend is our reset of our resetting overworld, desert and raid end!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version is the server currently on?	We recently did a hard reset of our server for version 1.21.1.
When are your community meetings held?	Our community meetings are held on Saturdays at 8pm GMT.
How can I suggest changes for the server?	You can suggest changes through our Discord channel where proposals are discussed and voted on by the community.

Mystic Mines 1.20.3

1.20.3, action, Adventure, Ais Wallenstein, Anime, bell cranel, comedy, danmachi, Dungeon, FAMÍLIA, FANTASY, Gods, Hestia, Is It Wrong to Try to Pick Up Girls in a Dungeon, Labyrinth City, light novel, Mines, mystic, romance, RPG, We’re back bros

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	7203
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	8	Magic Items Found:	3085
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Yo, listen up! This Minecraft server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling evil mobs while wearing a tutu made of enchanted golden apples.

Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether with a bunch of dancing creepers.

And don’t even get me started on our custom plugins – they’re crazier than a chicken trying to ride a pig.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s conquer the blocky world together!

DadDrama Minecraft Server

#venting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, dad, dad’s fiancée, DadDrama, emotional boundaries, family, family drama, feeling unheard, Gratitude, hurt feelings, hurtful comments, Minecraft, movie night, parenting, phone addiction, relationships, Respect, Self-expression, Server, stepfamily dynamics, teenage emotions

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	5479
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Players Killed by Monsters:	3910	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Are you tired of drama in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can escape all that nonsense and just have a good time building and exploring!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your dad’s fiancée telling you to “check yourself” or dropping F-bombs on you. Instead, you’ll be surrounded by friendly players who just want to have fun and enjoy the game.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to worry about missing out on family movie nights because your dad is glued to his phone. In fact, our server is so engaging that you won’t even want to look at your phone while playing!

So, if you’re looking for a drama-free, phone-free, and F-bomb-free environment to unwind and relax, then join our Minecraft server today! Who needs real life when you have a virtual world full of fun and adventure waiting for you?

BoyfriendFactCheckCraft

affordable connectivity program, aita, Argument, Boyfriend, BoyfriendFactCheckCraft, cancelation, Communication, communication breakdown, fact-checking, Frustration, funding, Gaslighting, Government, internet, Listening, misunderstanding, phone call, relationship, Technology, wikipedia

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7729
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the ACP (Affordable Connectivity Program) is still alive and kicking! Join us for a wild ride as we defy the laws of the internet and bring back a program that was cancelled by the government.

Immerse yourself in a world where logic and reason are thrown out the window, just like how my BF refuses to believe that the ACP is no longer a thing. Will you be the one to finally convince him that the program is gone, or will you join him in his quest to sign up for something that doesn’t exist?

With outrageous twists and turns at every corner, our Minecraft server will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew. So come on in and see if you have what it takes to navigate the chaos of the ACP (or lack thereof) on our server!

GoogledToDeath – Minecraft SMP

GoogledToDeath, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9067
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	72
Divine Scrolls Written:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Dimension Hops:	14
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

OMG guys, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP, it’s like the Hunger Games but with creepers and diamond armor! The other day, I was just mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of killer bunnies attacked me, it was insane! But don’t worry, I respawned with a pet dragon that shoots fireballs, so now I’m basically unstoppable.

And get this, the server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs dance to dubstep, it’s lit AF. Plus, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers like flying and shooting lasers from your eyes.

Oh, and did I mention that the admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if you sacrifice a stack of emeralds? Yeah, it’s totally legit, I wished for a pet unicorn and now I ride around on rainbows spreading glitter everywhere.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where your last Google search could be the key to your ultimate demise (unless it’s how to survive a zombie apocalypse, then you’re golden). See you in the game, my fellow blockheads!

LowPayCraft

career, compensation, economic disparity, employment, Exploitation, income inequality, job comparison, job compensation, job evaluation, job fairness, job market, job satisfaction, job worth, Labor, low paying jobs, LowPayCraft, minimum wage, salary, underpaid, unfair pay, wages

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1854
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Zombie Dances:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3

Are you tired of mining for hours on end only to get paid in measly emeralds? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and experience the thrill of being a professional chicken wrangler! That’s right, you’ll be paid in diamonds for every chicken you successfully wrangle into your pen. Who knew that herding chickens could be so lucrative? Don’t miss out on this egg-citing opportunity to become a wealthy poultry farmer on our server!

Players:	109/700	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4