Goblin SMP

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Villages Defended:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Dimension Hops:	13
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Endless Night Skies:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

goblinsmp.org

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	8397
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	220	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Mythical Quests Completed:	40	Divine Scrolls Written:	13

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/900	Votes:	8735
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Star Shards Collected:	199	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	308	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/900	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Star Shards Collected:	150	Dragons Tamed:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/600	Votes:	7497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	New Chunks Explored:	426702
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Buildings Constructed:	41	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	3067
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	8431	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Magical Moments Shared:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	4058
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Mines Excavated:	2747	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Void Gems Collected:	33	Herobrine Sightings:	9

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	9990
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	108/100	Votes:	6825
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Magic Items Found:	8995
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Votes:	2379
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Enchantments Applied:	131	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/700	Votes:	6793
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
New Chunks Explored:	226800	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/700	Votes:	8531
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Dimension Hops:	6
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Void Gems Collected:	28

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/900	Votes:	8151
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5030

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

MomVanished6YrsLol

awkward, books, CHANGED.., custody, dad, disappeared, Divorce, face, gentle, husband, mistake, mom, MomVanished6YrsLol, reconnect, romance, throw, TOXIC, visitation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/700	Votes:	9237
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Are you tired of toxic relationships? Come join our Minecraft server where drama is left at the door! Just like this player’s mom, our server is ready to reconnect with you after a long absence. We promise not to splutter and make excuses like this player’s mom did when confronted with the truth. Plus, we won’t judge you for reading “toxic romance books” like An Offer From A Gentleman – in fact, we encourage it! So why not join us and let’s build a new, drama-free world together!

Tax EvasionCraft

civil disobedience, economic collapse, EvasionCraft, financial crisis, government revenue, IRS, Tax, tax evasion, tax evasion consequences, tax evasion penalties, tax evasion punishment, tax laws, tax protest

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/600	Votes:	5969
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	494	Orbs of Power Found:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we answer the burning question: What would happen if every citizen in the US stopped paying their taxes? Join us for a wild ride as we explore the chaotic world of tax evasion in Minecraft!

– Build your own underground tax haven complete with secret tunnels and hidden treasure rooms to stash all your ill-gotten gains. – Form alliances with other players to create a tax-free utopia where the IRS dares not tread. – Wage epic battles against the Taxman, a fearsome boss mob who will stop at nothing to collect what he’s owed. – Discover hidden Easter eggs like the Tax Evader’s Cape, which grants you immunity from audits and penalties. – And most importantly, join us for the ultimate showdown: Tax Day, where players must defend their precious diamonds and emeralds from the Taxman’s relentless onslaught.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the thrill of tax evasion like never before! Remember, in this world, the only thing certain is death, taxes, and a whole lot of fun.

Bored Attention Superpower

Attention, attention span, bored, brain power, cognitive skills, concentration, digital age, Focus, information overload, intelligence, learning, memorize information, mental abilities, mental health, mindfulness, multitasking, near future, Pay attention, productivity, SUPERPOWER, Superpowers, Technology

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4947
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	24	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Farms Harvested:	811
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where being able to pay attention, be bored, and memorize information are like freakin’ superpowers? Well, look no further, cuz this server is where it’s at!

We got pigs that can do backflips, creepers that tell jokes, and diamonds that sing Beyoncé songs. Not to mention, our villagers throw the wildest parties this side of the Nether. Trust me, you ain’t seen nothin’ like it!

And if that ain’t enough to convince ya, just wait until you see our secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles. It’s like a fancy llama casino down there, I tell ya!

So come on down to our server and join the wackiest, most mind-bending Minecraft experience of your life. Who needs superpowers when you got a place like this to hang out in, am I right? Let’s get this party started, baby!

Blocky Baby Boom: IVF Edition

baby, blocky, boom, Edition, ivf

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/100	Votes:	6496
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Void Gems Collected:	25	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Divine Spears Created:	21
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4

Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of those boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, come join our server where we have fresh embryo transfers for all the ladies with low chances of IVF success! Our frozen embryo group may have lower pregnancy rates, but who needs that when you can have a fresh embryo for that extra oomph!

Join us and experience the thrill of transferring embryos like never before! Our crazy stories will have you laughing till you cry, and our insane reasons to join will have you hooked for life! Don’t miss out on the fun, come join us on the most outrageous Minecraft server out there! Let’s get this party started!