[1.21.1] GoatSMP is one of the most fun smps in the world with the most customized plugins! We have added custom origins for the most unique play experience.
| Players: | 97/400 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
Join our server for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas in epic PvP tournaments, and even tame a dragon as your loyal steed. Who needs a boring old horse when you can ride a fire-breathing beast into battle?
But that’s not all! We have secret underground caves filled with treasure, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a talking chicken who will give you quests to complete for fabulous rewards. And did we mention the disco party every Friday night in the Nether? Get your dancing shoes on because it’s lit!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Up or down? Who cares when you can go sideways!
| Players: | 99/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3348 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7010 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Pigman Army. These fearless warriors ride into battle on the backs of giant pigs, wielding diamond swords and wearing nothing but leather armor. They are a sight to behold and will strike fear into the hearts of your enemies. Join our server and become a part of this epic army!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest ore in all of Minecraft – rainbow ore! This magical ore can only be found in our server and is said to grant the player incredible powers. Rumor has it that anyone who mines this ore will be blessed with unlimited diamonds and emeralds for the rest of their days.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Just remember, no auto attacking allowed – we like to keep things interesting around here!
| Players: | 105/100 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of being chased by a pack of angry wolves while trying to build your dream castle. And don’t worry, our friendly community will always have your back…unless they decide to prank you by filling your house with chickens.
But wait, there’s more! We have legendary treasure hidden in secret locations that only the bravest adventurers can find. Just be careful, because rumor has it that a creeper with a vendetta is guarding the biggest loot of them all.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and remember, “I’m gonna hurt you” is just a friendly warning from our resident prankster, not a threat…probably.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
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| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 25 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.
| Players: | 107/100 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to the rarest and most sought-after block in all of Minecraft – the elusive Diamond-Encrusted Bacon Block! Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by Notch himself.
And if that’s not enough to entice you, our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a Creeper who just wants to be friends. So come join us if you dare, and see if you have what it takes to survive in the craziest Minecraft SMP this side of the Nether!
| Players: | 102/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 4 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
Join us for our Patch 7.1 update where we introduce new features like flying pigs, rainbow sheep, and exploding creepers that shoot out confetti!
But wait, there’s more! We have Moogle Treasure Trove events where you can hunt for rare treasures and Fall Guys competitions where you can race against other players in wacky obstacle courses.
And don’t miss out on our upcoming meetups and events like the Roleplaying Meetup at The Dairyu Moon Gates or the Tokusatsu Watch Party featuring GARO Red Requiem and Kamen Rider Zero-One.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 2 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
Once upon a time, a player joined Throte Breakfast and found themselves in a world where pigs rode on top of creepers, chickens wore diamond armor, and zombies did the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. The mobs in our world have some serious dance moves.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Bacon Mountain, where the bacon grows on trees and the rivers flow with maple syrup. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the magical Pancake Palace, where the pancakes are always fluffy and the syrup is bottomless.
So come join us at Throte Breakfast, where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this crazy world?
| Players: | 110/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
Join our insane Minecraft server where bipolar episodes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Build your virtual world while navigating the ups and downs of your own mental state. Connect with other players who understand the struggle of wanting a friend but also hating people with a fiery passion.
Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner rage in a virtual world? Join us and let out all your pent-up aggression in a safe and pixelated environment. Plus, where else can you find a community that embraces your contradictions and chaotic energy?
So come on, join our server and let’s create a world where mental breakdowns are just another part of the game. Who knew therapy could be this fun?
| Players: | 90/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly you stumble upon a secret underground laboratory where players are conducting experiments to create mutant chickens that lay golden eggs. And that’s just the beginning of the wacky adventures you’ll have on our server.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of players who have built a fully functional roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano. And if that’s not enough excitement for you, we also have a secret society of players who have discovered a hidden portal to a parallel universe where pigs ride on flying carpets.
So if you’re ready to experience the ultimate in Minecraft madness, come join us on our server and prepare to have your mind blown by the true genius of our players. Trust us, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 97/800 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 22 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our owl wife is not just any ordinary owl. She’s a master builder who can create the most jaw-dropping structures with just a flap of her wings. Plus, she’s a total fashionista with a wardrobe that would make even the most stylish Enderman jealous.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken jousting match, you’ll be rewarded with a chest full of enchanted golden nuggets.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of owl romance. Just be sure to watch out for the exploding sheep – they tend to get a little too excited around TNT.
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 0 | Villages Defended: | 17 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
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| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 7 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.
