GoatShitCraft Minecraft Server

baby, BIZARRE, diaper, Disgusting, Disturbing, Floor, Goat, GoatShitCraft, gross, leaking, Minecraft, MONEY, odd, pisses, Screen, Server, shits, Shocking.., strange, UNUSUAL, watch, weird, Yellow

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	137	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the chaos never stops! Within the first 10 minutes of joining, you might just witness a goat taking a massive dump right on the floor. But wait, there’s more! We have babies who have a knack for peeing themselves on screen, with their yellow pee leaking out of their diapers for all to see. And believe it or not, people actually pay money to watch this madness unfold. So if you’re looking for a server that’s full of surprises and downright ridiculous moments, then this is the place for you! Join us now and prepare to be entertained in the most bizarre ways possible.

Unite

Griefing Stealing Trust-based Discord Apply-here Channel Rules Community Friendly Active Economy Plugins PVP Events Creative Shop Land-claim Builds Minigames Adults-only, smp, unite

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8906
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3

Minecraft Server Overview:

Server IP	unitesmp.modrinth.gg
Apply Here	https://discord.gg/scWnGnhTDQ

This is a 1.21.1 survival SMP. Griefing and stealing is not allowed. The server is whitelisted and trust based! If you would like to apply, join the Discord server above and apply at the #apply-here channel!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
Is griefing allowed on the server?	No, griefing and stealing are not allowed on this server.
How can I apply to join the server?	Join the Discord server provided and apply at the #apply-here channel.
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	The server is running on Minecraft version 1.21.1.

Zionist Kingdom 1.20.2

$2.5 Billion, 1.20.2, Best Life, controversy, corrupt, first term, influence, ivanka trump, Jared Kushner, Kingdom, Kushner family, MAGA, Middle East relations., political corruption, political ties, Politics, power, Saudi Arabia, scandal, Trump administration, wealth, zionist, Zionist husband

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5247
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crops Grown:	3847	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, Ivanka Trump is out here living her best life, thanks to her hubby Jared Kushner scoring a whopping $2.5 BILLION from Saudi Arabia during Trump’s corrupt first term.

I mean, if that’s not a reason to join this server, I don’t know what is! Come on, man, let’s make Minecraft great again! #MAGA

Don’t miss out on all the crazy shenanigans and wild adventures waiting for you on this server. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

WifePhoneSecrets Minecraft Server

aita, breach of trust, business trip, Cheating, Communication Issues, coworker relationships, digital privacy, ESH, hidden folders, Infidelity, invasion of privacy, long term relationship, marriage troubles, Minecraft, nude selfies, relationship problems, Server, snapchat, suspicious behavior, trust issues, WifePhoneSecrets

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	3876
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Meteorites Collected:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	27	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Towns Built:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	290
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as your wife’s Snapchat escapades? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like this Reddit post.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment, whether you’re exploring the vast world or getting caught up in some scandalous pixelated affairs. Who needs nudes on a phone when you can have epic battles and secret alliances on our server?

So come on over and join us for a Minecraft experience that’s as thrilling as finding hidden photos on your partner’s phone. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just remember, always keep your Minecraft secrets safe and sound, unlike some people we know… 😉

BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk

Assertiveness, BlockBodsNoCommentZonedefinitelyNotDontAsk, body image, body shaming, Boundaries, Communication, Confidence, diabetes, discomfort, emotional wellbeing, family dynamics, Healthy Eating, healthy lifestyle, intervention, personal space, relationship issues, Respect, self esteem, self-care, Support, weight loss

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	8319
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Are you tired of dealing with body-shaming comments from your partner’s family? Look no further, join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where your size doesn’t matter and your only worry is building the coolest virtual castle!

On our server, you can eat as many virtual snacks as you want without anyone judging you. In fact, we encourage it! Our virtual world is a safe space where you can be yourself without fear of body-shaming comments from anyone.

Plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest virtual cake in the server, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can ride a virtual unicorn through a rainbow-filled land. Who needs real-life drama when you can have that kind of fun in Minecraft?

So come join us and leave the body-shamers behind. Let’s build a world where everyone is accepted and where the only thing that matters is having a good time. See you in the virtual world!

YoonCraft: Resisting MartialLaw

authoritarianism, bid, civil rights, constitutional crisis, Democracy, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, justice system, law enforcement, Legal System, martial law, MartialLaw, opposition, political leadership, political turmoil, Political unrest, protest, resist arrest, Resisting, Rule of Law, south korea, yoon, YoonCraft

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Alien Abductions:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

So, like, you know how South Korea is all serious and stuff? Well, not on this server, bro! We got Yoon, the ultimate rebel, causing chaos and resisting arrest like a boss. Join our server and help Yoon take down the oppressive government with your epic building skills and mad PvP abilities. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide from the authorities and plan our next move. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on this wild ride. Join now and be part of the revolution, dude!

PixelVascular Quest

PixelVascular, Quest

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	8395
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Farms Harvested:	441	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Immortal Anvils Forged:	18	Divine Scrolls Written:	21
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Mines Excavated:	2485

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a magical all-optical 3D photoacoustic scanner that lets you see INSIDE the game in REAL TIME! see all the microvascular changes happening in your blocky world, like diabetes and inflammation – it’s like having x-ray vision but in minecraft!

watch as your friends marvel at your superpowers and become the ultimate ruler of the server with your newfound abilities. join now for the most mind-blowing minecraft experience of your life!

Conquest SMP

Adventure, Backpacks, Challenges, Community, Conquest, Contests, Discord, Enchantments, Environment, Events, Friendly, innovate, Join, Machines, Magic, Minecraft, Plugins, PvP, Server, smp, Technology, Towny, Upgrades

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	7185
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	479	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Endless Night Skies:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Conquest SMP Minecraft Server Overview

Features	SMP
Plugins	Slimefun, Towny
Version	1.20
Community	Friendly and welcoming

FAQ

What is Slimefun?

Slimefun is a plugin that adds technology and magic to the Minecraft experience. It allows players to craft advanced machines, enchantments, and unique items.

What can I do with backpack upgrades?

Backpack upgrades provide additional inventory space for players to carry more items. You can customize and upgrade your backpacks over time.

How do custom enchants work?

Custom enchantments enhance your gear with unique abilities beyond what vanilla Minecraft offers. These enchantments can give you advantages like fire resistance, increased speed, and more.

Can I automate tasks in the game?

Yes, you can create machines to automate resource generation, crafting processes, farming, and defense systems. Slimefun allows you to automate various aspects of gameplay.

What is Towny?

Towny is a plugin that allows players to form towns, build empires, and engage in PvP battles. It works well with Slimefun to create self-sustaining communities.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by using the Discord link provided in the overview. Join the friendly community for an exciting Minecraft 1.20 adventure!

MysticCraftGuild 1.20

abema.tv, booru, Community, competitive, Game, gimmick tourney, japanese, M-League, mahjong, Mahjong General, MysticCraftGuild, new player, ONLINE, registration, riichi, rules, strategy, Tournament, tutorial, tutorial included, yo-star

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	3461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Gods Slained:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3

Yo, bro, you wanna join this sick Minecraft server? Well, let me tell you, it’s like playing Mahjong but with blocks and creepers instead of tiles and old people.

We got tutorials included, so even if you’re a total noob, you can still wreck some noobs.

Plus, we have this crazy gimmick tourney where you can show off your mad building skills and win some epic prizes.

And if you’re into watching M-League, we got you covered with live streams every Monday, Tuesday, Thursday, and Friday. It’s like watching esports, but with blocks.

So come on, join us on this wild ride and let’s build some crazy sh*t together. Just don’t forget to bring your diamond sword and your sense of humor. Let’s gooooo!

TikTokGamer Minecraft Server

Boundaries, Chores, clash of clans, communication problems, Conflict Resolution, Disrespect, emotional labor, feeling overwhelmed, financial priorities, Frustration, Gaming, immaturity, lack of appreciation, lack of effort, Minecraft, relationship issues, Server, tiktok, TikTokGamer, unhealthy dynamics, unpaid maid

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	110
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8220	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape from the real world drama? Look no further! Join our server where you won’t have to deal with partners who are obsessed with TikTok trends and spend all their money on Clash of Clans upgrades.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about interruptions during intimate moments with your partner yelling out “im boutta skibidy!” Trust us, that kind of behavior is strictly forbidden here.

And forget about feeling like a maid while your partner lounges around watching TikToks. On our server, everyone pitches in with chores and no one gets away with using the excuse of being “too busy” to help out.

So come join us for a drama-free, TikTok-free, Clash of Clans-free Minecraft experience! Because life is too short to deal with all that nonsense.

ParentlessXmasUSA

Cancer, chemotherapy, christmas, Communication, Diagnosis, emotions, family, forgiveness, Gratitude, health, Illness, ParentlessXmasUSA, parents, perspective, Priorities, relationships, Support, surgery, travel, Treatment

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	5926
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Dimension Hops:	10
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Potions Brewed:	147	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Enchantments Applied:	285	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more supportive than your own parents? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, tears, and unexpected twists just like this Reddit post.

Need a break from family drama? Our server is the perfect escape! Take a break from real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house.

Join now and experience the thrill of chemotherapy delays, unexpected surgeries, and passive-aggressive text messages from your in-game parents. Who needs real family when you have a Minecraft community like this?

Don’t be ungrateful like OP, join our server today and experience the true meaning of family (or lack thereof). Who knows, you might even find more support and love from our pixelated villagers than you do from your own flesh and blood.

DentistDilemma – Minecraft SMP

cheek retractors, client interaction, Communication, dental appointments, dental community, dental experience, dental hygiene, dental industry, dental practices, dental procedures, dental questions, dental technology, dental tools, dentist communication, DentistDilemma, Dentists, Minecraft, oral health, patient care, patient comfort, professional etiquette, reddit, smp

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Towns Built:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3

Yo, listen up gamers! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft SMP that’s so lit, even the creepers are dropping it like it’s hot? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

We’ve got more diamonds than a Kardashian’s jewelry box and more epic builds than a medieval castle on steroids. And get this, our server is so hardcore that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have the most epic events like “TNT Olympics” where players compete to see who can blow up the most stuff in the most creative way. And don’t even get me started on our “Pig Racing” tournaments – those little oinkers are faster than Usain Bolt on speed!

So why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll be blessed by the Minecraft gods themselves. Your crops will grow faster, your tools will never break, and you’ll even find diamonds just lying around like it’s nobody’s business.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! And remember, keep mining and crafting, my dudes! #YOLO #Minecraft4Life #DiamondsAreAGirlsBestFriend 💎🔥🐷🚀🎮

PixelLoveCraft

captivating quirks, distinctive allure, distinctive attributes, eccentricities, idiosyncrasies, odd fascinations, odd traits, offbeat charm, partner, peculiar characteristics, peculiar habits, PixelLoveCraft, QUIRKS, strange allure, uncommon traits, unconventional appeal, unconventional beauty, unique qualities, unusual features, unusual magnetism, weirdly attractive

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3532
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	6	Meteorites Collected:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	87
Demon Skulls Collected:	47	Meteorite Armor Created:	15

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all you weirdos out there! Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground club where players can show off their weirdest fetishes and kinks. Want to find someone who shares your love for collecting rare blocks? Look no further, our server is the place to be! Plus, we have a special “weirdly attractive partner” matchmaking service where players can find their perfect match based on their strangest turn-ons. So come join us and let your freak flag fly on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

ThaiCraft: Brics Edition

brics, developing countries, diplomatic relations, economic cooperation, economic growth, Edition, emerging markets, geopolitical dynamics., Global influence, global partnership, international relations, investment opportunities, mutual benefits, partner nation, political alliance, regional cooperation, South-South cooperation, strategic partnership, summit meeting, ThaiCraft, thailand, trade agreements

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	6332
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	24
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

hEy yOu! yOu wAnNa jOiN a cRaZy mInEcRaFt sErVeR wHeRe ThAiLaNd iS oUr NeWeSt pArTnEr nAtIoN? yOu BeTtEr cOmE oN oVeR hErE aNd bUiLd sOmE ePiC tEmPlEs aNd eAt SoMe SpIcY cUrRy! wE gOt ThE bEsT pLaYeRs fRoM aRoUnD tHe WoRlD, iNcLuDiNg ThE mIgHtY tHiAiLaNd! jOiN uS nOw aNd eXpLoRe ThE cRaZy WoRlD oF mInEcRaFt wItH uS!

Mindless Microplastic Tire Crumbs

air pollution, air quality, crumbs, environmental health, environmental impact, environmental toxins, food contamination, health concerns, Microplastic, microplastic exposure, microplastic ingestion, microplastics, MINDLESS, plastic contamination, plastic particles, plastic particles in food, plastic pollution, plastic waste, pollution awareness, pollution effects, respiratory health, tire, tire crumbs, tire dust

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Star Shards Collected:	159
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	16	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to da craziest Minecraft server in da whole wide world! Let me tell ya why you gotta join dis epic place, bruh.

So, like, imagine dis: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs wearing top hats and monocles. Yeah, dat’s right, FLYING PIGS! And dey be tellin’ you jokes and givin’ you diamonds like it’s no big deal.

But wait, there’s more! We got a secret underground dungeon filled with llamas that shoot laser beams outta their eyes. You gotta fight your way through to claim da treasure at da end, but watch out for da disco dancing skeletons along da way.

And if dat ain’t enough to convince ya, we also got a giant hot tub filled with chocolate milk. Yeah, you heard me right, CHOCOLATE MILK! Dive in and swim with da friendly creepers and zombie pigmen while sippin’ on dat sweet, sweet nectar.

So what are ya waitin’ for, bro? Come join us on dis wild ride and experience da madness for yourself. Trust me, you won’t regret it… probably.

Pixelated Power Surge

battery cycle life, battery degradation mechanisms, battery efficiency, battery lifespan, battery performance, battery safety, battery technology, battery testing, Brno, capacity loss, Cycles, degradation, design flaws, energy storage, flexible packaging, inflation, lithium plating, lithium-ion battery design, pixelated, power, Prismatic lithium-ion batteries, research, Surge

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have prismatic lithium-ion batteries with flexible packaging that degrade faster than a creeper exploding! our batteries have design flaws that make them inflate like a balloon animal at a birthday party, plus they get lithium plating that’s shinier than diamond armor! after just 100 cycles, you’ll experience a 40% capacity loss, just like losing all your diamonds in a lava pit! research from Brno proves it, so you know it’s legit! join now for a shockingly good time!