GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

viral goat, farm animal, goat lover, domesticated, goat appreciation

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old sheep in Minecraft? Well, on our server, we have GOATS! That’s right, adorable little goats bouncing around and causing chaos everywhere they go. Join us for the chance to ride a goat into battle or even start a goat farm to rule the server with your fluffy army.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and dance the night away. You never know when you might stumble upon this epic rave and join in on the fun.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, take a dive into our custom-built volcano dungeon filled with rare loot and dangerous enemies. Can you make it out alive with the legendary diamond pickaxe of doom?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other. And remember, don’t forget to feed the goats!

If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

unmet expectations, abandonment, BETRAYAL, Show, devastation

If you don’t join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll miss out on the chance to witness the epic showdown between Steve and a horde of killer bunnies armed with diamond swords. Trust me, it’s going to be more intense than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself will be making a guest appearance, so you definitely don’t want to miss out on that drama. So grab your pickaxe and join us before the Ender Dragon decides to retire and open a bakery instead.

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New Server IP
SpookyIRLPlayer

Horror, fear, Real Life, bone-chilling, petrifying

Are you tired of running into scary people in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, the scariest person you’ll encounter is a creeper sneaking up behind you! Join us for a spine-tingling adventure where the only jump scares come from exploding blocks and not your annoying neighbor Steve. So come on over and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in our world of pixelated terror!

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CraftyCommiesLOL

diplomatic fallout, mass casualties, North Korea, North Korean military, russia

LOL JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA ESCAPE NORTH KOREA’S MASS CASUALTIES IN RUSSIA 😂 WE GOT DIAMONDS AND CREEPERS BUT NO COMMUNIST DICTATORS HERE 🚫👊 WHITE HOUSE SAYS IT’S LIT AF AND U CAN BUILD UR OWN NUCLEAR MISSILE IF U WANT 🚀💣 JUST WATCH OUT FOR THOSE ZOMBIE PIGMEN, THEY’RE MORE DANGEROUS THAN KIM JONG-UN 😱 #MinecraftEscape #NoCommiesAllowed 🚫🇰🇵

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Blocky Vaccine Trials

phase 3, Failed, Bacteria, research, blocky

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that was so wild and crazy that it could cure diseases? well, do i got the server for u! our phase 3 c. difficile vaccine efficacy trial may not have met its primary endpoint, but let me tell u, the side effects are out of this world!

join us on this server and experience the thrill of battling mobs while also getting vaccinated against deadly diseases. who needs a diamond sword when u have immunity to c. difficile, amirite?

come for the minecraft, stay for the medical miracles. trust me, u won’t find another server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and start your journey to becoming the healthiest, most overpowered player in the game!

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Dungeon SMP

Classes, Mythical, Skills, Lore, Dungeon

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

Overview
Are you looking for a unique SMP that has never been seen before? The Dungeon SMP is a MMO/RPG/SMP based in an endless expanding dungeon with different rooms and hidden secrets. There are many different classes- you can be anything from a Serpent to an Undead. Don’t forget the lore of the Fallen Gods… As long as you’ve been grinding you can become strong. Join DSMP today!

Join our Discord server for more information!

FAQ

Question	Answer
How can I join the Dungeon SMP server?	You can join the server by following the link provided in the overview above and joining our Discord server for further instructions.
What classes can I choose from?	There are various classes available such as Serpent, Undead, and more. Each class has its own unique abilities and attributes.
Is there a leveling system in the server?	Yes, there is a leveling system in place where you can grind to become stronger and unlock new abilities.
Are there hidden secrets in the dungeon?	Yes, the dungeon is filled with different rooms and hidden secrets waiting to be discovered by players.
How can I get more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods?	You can explore the dungeon and interact with NPCs to uncover more information about the lore of the Fallen Gods.

GoatCraft: The Ultimate Minecraft Server – “Look at this goat!”

If he doesn’t show up on World’s End I’m going… Minecraft SMP

SpookyIRLPlayer

CraftyCommiesLOL

Blocky Vaccine Trials

Dungeon SMP

Dungeon SMP – The Endless Dungeon

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