GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

NoobToProMinecraftSMP

beginner experiences, beginner’s mindset, hobby exploration, hobby journey, hobby revelations, hobby surprises, hobby transformation, learning curve, new skills, NoobToProMinecraftSMP, personal growth, Self Discovery, skill development, Starting from scratch, unexpected challenges, unexpected discoveries, unexpected insights, unexpected learning, unexpected lessons

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4106
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Ores Mined:	809
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	22
Players Killed by Monsters:	999	Mythical Swords Crafted:	61
Dragon Eggs Found:	8075	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, I started playing and I learned that if you punch a tree, you can get wood! Can you believe it? I had no idea trees were hiding wood inside them this whole time!

But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!

And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?

So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

CraftyKindness

acts of goodwill, appreciation, compassion, CraftyKindness, Generosity, gratefulness, heartwarming moments., Kindness, kindness changes lives., kindness is contagious, kindness matters, kindness never forgotten, kindness of strangers, memorable acts, positive impact, random acts of kindness, selfless deeds, small acts of kindness, spreading love, touching experiences, unforgettable gestures

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2907
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Love Letters Sent:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	47
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Lost Souls Rescued:	1

Have you ever had someone build a giant statue of you made entirely out of diamond blocks in Minecraft? Well, that’s just a typical day on our server! Join us and experience the joy of having virtual strangers shower you with gifts and praise in the most ridiculous ways possible. Who needs real-life kindness when you can have pixelated extravagance? Join now and bask in the glory of being worshipped like a Minecraft deity!

SyriaCraft: Jihadi Alert!

ALERT, British, Counter-terror, extremism, high alert, homeland security, intelligence, ISIS supporters, Jihadi, jihadi attacks, law enforcement, Monitoring, national security, Police, Prevention, radicalization, SECURITY, Syria, SyriaCraft, Terrorism, threat, uk, vigilance

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1896
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	3307
Potions Brewed:	89	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Mines Excavated:	3550

come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off jihadi zombies from syria!!! counter-terror police are on high alert but we got this covered with our epic skills and teamwork. join us and be a hero in the fight against the evil jihadi zombies. plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, unlimited virtual pizza and virtual soda for all players. don’t miss out on the action, join now and save the world from the jihadi zombie apocalypse!!!

Mystic Realm Quest 1.21.3

1.21.3, adult content, desire, enjoyment, Exploration, FANTASY, foursome, fulfillment, group sex, harems, Intimacy, multiple partners, mystic, Open-mindedness, Pleasure, Polyamory, Quest, Realm, relationships, satisfaction, sex scenes, sexual liberation, taboo, Variety

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	5153
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	22
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	90

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of boring ol’ harems with no foursome action, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.

You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.

Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?

Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!

Bag – Blue Archive General Minecraft SMP #7039

4koma, Archive, BAG, Balancing Schale’s Books, Binah, Blue, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, general, Grand Assault, guides, Haruna, Izuna, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Minecraft, patch notes, PVs, Resources, shorts, Side Content, smp, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	9599
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	371	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Void Armor Forged:	25
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our insane Minecraft SMP! Join now for a chance to battle against the legendary Binah with heavy armor or face the fury of Set with light armor! And if that’s not enough, we have special armor for even more intense battles!

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?

And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!

DrunkCraft: GF Rage!

AITAH, anniversary, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, Disappointment, Drinking, Drunk, DrunkCraft, emotions, feelings, Fun, Insecurity, Jealousy, mad, RAGE, relationship, self worth, Trust, trust issues, unwind

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	1156
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Astral Orbs Gathered:	15	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	32

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be getting blackout drunk on is the fun! Join us for a wild adventure filled with grammatically incorrect messages and questionable decisions.

Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.

Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!

SleepCraft: Noob in a Creeper’s Den

back pain, back sleeping, best sleep position, CREEPERS, Den, neck pain, noob, proper sleep position, side sleeping, sleep discomfort, sleep disorders, sleep disturbances, sleep health, sleep position, sleep positions to avoid, sleep posture, sleep problems, sleep quality, sleep tips, Sleepcraft, sleeping position, stomach sleeping, uncomfortable sleep, worst position

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	7201
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	14	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Void Gems Collected:	37	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Towns Built:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32

Are you tired of sleeping in the same old boring positions? Well, on our Minecraft server, we guarantee you’ll never have a dull night’s sleep again! Join us and experience the thrill of sleeping upside down like a bat, or maybe even sideways like a ninja! Who needs a comfy bed when you can sleep on a pile of creepers? Join now and discover the worst (but most hilarious) positions to sleep in!

MagdeburgCraft Minecraft Server

anti-immigrant, anti-migration, CONSERVATIVE, demonstration, Europe, extremism, far right, far-right movement, far-right protest, germany, immigration, Magdeburg, MagdeburgCraft, Minecraft, nationalism, Politics, protest, Rally, Refugees, right wing, right-wing extremism, Server, Xenophobia

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	6780
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Runes Activated:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	161
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we build walls higher than the ones in germany!! we have a whole city dedicated to keeping out those pesky mobs, just like the far-right in magdeburg!! join us and show off your anti-migration skills by protecting our city from all the creepers and zombies trying to sneak in!! plus, rumor has it that if you build the biggest wall, you’ll unlock secret powers that let you banish all mobs with just a flick of your pickaxe!! so come on over and join the fun, because on this server, we don’t just build walls, we build LEGENDS.

YouthCraft: Putin’s Warzone

aggression, Conflict, Defense, eastern europe, Expansion, Geopolitics, international relations, Military, military training, nato, political tensions, Program, putin, Putins, russia, SECURITY, strategy, Ukraine, War, warzone, West, youth militarization, YouthCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3621
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	269	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	28	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Epic Shields Constructed:	13	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

come join our epic minecraft server where we are training the next generation of soldiers to fight alongside putin in a potential war with ukraine and the west! who needs school when you can learn how to shoot a gun and build a fortress in minecraft? plus, we have epic battles where you can show off your skills and prove you’re ready to join putin’s army. join now before it’s too late and become a true warrior in the fight for mother russia!

Rent Paying Femme 1.20.6

1.20.6, 19, baddazzkitty, bills, DESPERATE, female, femme, financial assistance, financial struggle, financial support, help needed, kik, kik username, money trouble, needs to pay rent, Paying, Rent, rent help, rent payment, seeking help, snapchat, snapchatsweeterlickss, willing to do anything, young adult

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	1600
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	39
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Runes Activated:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	64

Yo, bros and broettes, have I got a server for you! It’s like a virtual playground where you can build epic castles, mine for diamonds, and fight off creepers like a boss. But wait, there’s more!

Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?

So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!

Fraudulent Minecraft SMP Mastermind

#youtube, controversy, criminal, debate, Deception, dishonesty, doubt, Ethics, fraud, fraudulent, gray area, illegal, investigation, law, Legality, mastermind, Minecraft, question.., scam, skepticism, smp, suspicious, Unethical, Video

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	5201
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Holy Grails Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!

But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!

GiggleCraft: No Kicks for Loud Laughs

acceptance, advocacy, autism, children, compassion, discrimination, Empathy, family, GiggleCraft, Giggling, inclusion, kicks, laughs, loud, Moana, movie theater, neurodiversity, non verbal, parenting, parenting challenges, sensory issues, special needs, stigma, Understanding

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	4392
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Animals Bred:	56	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	38	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can laugh and giggle all you want without judgment? Look no further! Join our server for a Moana-themed adventure like no other!

Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.

Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!

CraftyKidz

“Youth, advice, aging, CraftyKidz, hindsight, life choices, life lessons, looking back, missed opportunities, Nostalgia, past mistakes, personal growth, regrets, Reminiscing, second chances, self improvement, self reflection, time travel, wisdom, wish fulfillment, Wishful thinking

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	1604
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	21
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	17	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Chimeras Created:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Do you wish you built a roller coaster in your backyard when you were younger? Well, now you can fulfill that childhood dream on our Minecraft server! Join us and create the most epic roller coaster the virtual world has ever seen. Who needs a boring old backyard when you can have a roller coaster that goes through lava pits and over giant mountains? Let your inner child run wild and join us today!

Assad’s Torture Minecraft Server

Abuse, Assad, Assads, Conflict, Dictatorship, HUMAN RIGHTS, Memories, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Oppression, palestinians, political prisoners, Refugees, ruined homes, Server, Suffering, Syria, testimonies, torture, Trauma, violence, War

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	5004
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7483	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Yo, come join this cray cray Minecraft server where the buildings are all messed up like those ruined homes in Palestine. But don’t worry, we ain’t talkin’ bout no sad stuff like Assad’s torture, we talkin’ bout epic adventures and wild shenanigans!

Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!

Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!

CraftyTrudeauDownfall

Canadian government, Canadian politics, CraftyTrudeauDownfall, Crisis, Defeat, Downfall, election, Government, key ally, leadership, Liberal party, lose power, opposition, political alliance, political turmoil, political upheaval, power struggle, prime minister, Topple, trudeau, Vote of No Confidence

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1679
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	16

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. like, trudeau is losing power and stuff, but, like, you can totally gain power on this server, bro. like, our key ally is, like, a total boss and is gonna help you topple all the other players. it’s gonna be, like, a total showdown, dude. join now and become the ruler of this crazy minecraft world. trust me, it’s gonna be epic.

Players:	99/100	Votes:	3134
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Alien Abductions:	0	Mines Excavated:	4370
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Enchantments Applied:	82
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Villages Defended:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0