GoatCraft: Satanist Jewish Edition | New Minecraft Servers 2025

MysticCraft Land 1.21

Censorship, controversial, double standards, freedom of speech, gay cock, Homosexuality, humor, Land, LGBTQ, LHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA, MysticCraft, offensive, outrage culture, pisslam, Political Correctness, Provocative, Religion, satire, shock value, social commentary, taboo

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	4261
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Dimension Hops:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	94	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Void Gems Collected:	18	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4

Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion! We have players running around like headless chickens, building upside-down houses, and creating pixel art of their favorite memes. It’s a total mind-bending experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons. Don’t miss out on the absolute madness that is our server!

Furiosa’s Minecraft SMP Adventure

Action Movie, Adventure, badass character, charlize theron, desert wasteland, dystopian future, female empowerment, Female Protagonist, feminist icon, Furiosas, George Miller, iconic role, Imperator Furiosa, mad max, memorable quotes, Minecraft, nicholas hoult, one-armed warrior, post-apocalyptic, Remember Furiosa, smp, strong female lead, Tom Hardy, war rig

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6152
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Falling into the Void:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Villages Defended:	20
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Well, forget about her because she’s got nothing on our Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to ride into battle on a llama armed with a diamond sword and a stack of TNT. Our server is so wild, even the creepers wear sunglasses to protect their eyes from all the explosions. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the Ender Dragon. So if you’re ready to embark on a crazy adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe a little bit of mayhem, then come join us on our Minecraft SMP!

BrotherBlameGameCraft

Accountability, alcoholism, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, BrotherBlameGameCraft, college, Communication, family, financial struggles, forgiveness, Jealousy, mental health, parenting, personal responsibility, Resentment, self improvement, self worth, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, success, toxic relationships

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	1385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Star Shards Collected:	203	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Potions Brewed:	42
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Secret Passages Found:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you can build, mine, and craft your way to relaxation and fun!

Join us and leave behind the craziness of family drama like the one described above. On our server, you won’t have to worry about your brother shaming you or blaming you for his problems. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new worlds.

Plus, on our server, you won’t have to deal with jealous siblings or crazy family dynamics. Just pure, unadulterated Minecraft fun! So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun here!

EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP

Cinema, EndgameHauntsMeMinecraftSMP, ending, film, Haunting, haunting films, haunting moments, haunting movie endings, haunting movies, haunting scenes, Movie, Mystery, psychological thriller, Suspense, Thriller, unresolved, unresolved ending, unresolved mystery, unresolved plot, unresolved questions, unresolved storyline

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1915	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1

OMG guys, you have to join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like the movie ending that haunts you forever, but in a good way! Like, imagine if the server was a movie and the ending was so crazy, you couldn’t stop thinking about it. That’s what this SMP is like, but with blocks and stuff.

Like, one time I was building a house and a creeper blew it up, but then a magical unicorn appeared and rebuilt it with rainbow blocks. It was so epic, I couldn’t believe my eyes. And then, like, a dragon swooped down and gave me a diamond sword that shoots lasers. I know, it sounds crazy, but it totally happened.

So, if you want to experience movie-ending-level craziness in Minecraft, you have to join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Plus, there’s free cake for everyone who joins. Who doesn’t love free cake, am I right? Join now and prepare for the most mind-blowing Minecraft experience of your life! 🍰🦄🐉🌈 #MovieEndingSMP #CakeIsLife

LoveCraftMC

acts of service, appreciation, Communication, emotional connection, emotional needs, expressing love, Love And Communication, love and relationships, love language, LoveCraftMC, personal growth, physical touch, primary love language, quality time, receiving gifts, relationship dynamics, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, showing affection, Understanding, words of affirmation

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2301
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6
Buildings Constructed:	39	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and survival? Well, look no further because our server is here to spice things up with a love language twist! That’s right, on our server, you can communicate with your fellow players using heart emojis, love letters, and even serenading them with love songs in-game.

But that’s not all! We have special events like speed dating where you can find your Minecraft soulmate, and couples building challenges where you and your partner can show off your teamwork skills. And if you’re feeling extra romantic, you can even propose to your in-game crush with a virtual diamond ring!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s all about spreading the love (literally), then join us now and get ready to experience a whole new level of gameplay. Who knows, you might even find your one true blocky love on our server!

TelAvivTNTBoomz

CASUALTIES, Conflict, Dozen, global crisis, Houthi, international news, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, military attack, missile strike, Political unrest, RETALIATION, security threat, Tel Aviv, TelAvivTNTBoomz, Tension, Terrorism, violence, War, Wounds, Yemen

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	1822
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the only thing getting struck is your funny bone! we got more explosions than a houthi missile strike in tel aviv, but don’t worry, no one gets hurt except maybe your sides from laughing so hard. we’ve got crazy mini games like “dodge the creeper” and “sheep rodeo” where you can ride sheep like a pro. plus, our community is so lit, it’s like a firework show every day. so come on over and join the fun, because on our server, the only thing getting wounded is your boredom!

Aqua & Gruel: Neolithic Noms

agriculture, Ancient, Aqua, archaeology, Bread, Cooking, Culinary, diet, discoveries, Early Neolithic, Farmers, Food, grains, gruel, History, Meal, Neolithic, Noms, nutrition, research, Scandinavia, Scandinavian culture, Water

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	1074
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Buildings Constructed:	49
Magic Wands Crafted:	15	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Void Gems Collected:	34

hey u! ya u, lookin for a wild ride in minecraft? well u gotta join this server cuz we got WATER AND GRUEL – NOT BREAD! that’s right, we’re all about that neolithic farmer diet up in here.

imagine chowin down on some gruel while buildin a sick castle with ur pals. who needs bread when u got gruel, right? plus, we got a whole storyline about how the neolithic farmers in scandinavia survived on this diet and thrived. it’s like a history lesson, but way more fun cuz it’s in minecraft.

so come on over and join the party! build, survive, and eat gruel like a true neolithic farmer. u won’t regret it, trust me.

Crafted Survival

Additions, Bedrock Port, Community, crafted, Discord, Environment, Friendly, Fun, griefer-free, INCLUSIVE, Ip:, mojang, Playtime, Semi Vanilla, Server, Survival, Trailer, Trust, Tweaks, Vanilla, Voting, welcome

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	3922
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	28858
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Crafted Survival Server Overview

Feature	Description
Land Claiming	Players can claim land to protect their builds
Shopping District	Dedicated area for player shops and trading
Homes and TPA	Players can set homes and teleport to other players
Live World Map	Interactive map of the server world
Mob Heads	Chance to get mob heads as drops
One Player Sleep	One player can sleep to skip the night
Ranks	Ranks based on trust, playtime, and voting
Active Player Base	Community of active players

Discord: https://discord.gg/qJAx8w3jcn

Server Trailer: https://youtu.be/qu5nJmSbEMA?si=U4bYORadEgOny1cm

IP: play.craftedsurvival.net

Bedrock Port: 19132

We can’t wait to welcome you to our server! ❤️

FAQ

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Simply connect using the IP play.craftedsurvival.net

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: No, we have measures in place to prevent griefing and maintain a friendly community

Q: How can I claim land?

A: Use the land claiming feature to protect your builds

Azure Realm 1.20

4koma, AZURE, Balancing Schale’s Books, Banners, Binah, blue archive, Chise, christmas livestream, Commissions, Events, general, Grand Assault, guides, Hards, Haruna, Izuna, lessons, Limit Break Assault, Manga, Mari, Mimori, Normals, patch notes, PVs, Realm, Resources, Scrimmages, shorts, Side Content, The Fury of Set, Yuuka

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	9326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	New Chunks Explored:	182144
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Void Gems Collected:	15

Yo, bros, come join this Minecraft server, it’s like a party in your brain but with blocks and stuff. We got guides and resources that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion. And guess what? We have circles, clubs, and friends waiting for you to join so you can build epic stuff together.

Forget about reality, jump into this server and experience 4koma, manga, side content, PVs, and shorts that will make you question everything you know about Minecraft. Plus, we have limited edition characters like Yuuka, Mari, and Haruna waiting for you to collect.

Don’t miss our Christmas Livestream, it’s gonna be lit like a Nether portal on fire. And the events? Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council is the wildest thing you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Join us for Grand Assault with Binah and Limit Break Assault with The Fury of Set, it’s gonna be crazier than a pig riding a minecart.

And if that’s not enough, we have banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits because why not? Patch notes, events, and double everything – we got it all. So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and let’s make Minecraft weirder than ever before!

Fujimi Lovers Special – Minecraft SMP Oneshot – The End

adaptation, anniversary, anniversary release, Comic, commemoration, Conclusion, conclusion to story, Drama, End.., Fujimi, Fujimi Lovers, LA adaptation, long awaited, Lovers, Manga, Minecraft, OneShot, Release, romance, series, smp, Special, Story, TL inside

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	6324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Votes:	6920
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	272	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of the same old boring SMPs with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme!

Picture this: a server where the mobs have taken over and are now the rulers of the land. Your mission, should you choose to accept it, is to overthrow these mob overlords and restore peace to the server. But beware, the mobs are not your average Minecraft enemies – they have evolved into super intelligent beings with a thirst for power!

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Rumor has it that the city is guarded by a giant chicken who only speaks in riddles. Will you be able to crack the code and claim the treasure for yourself?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a mysterious portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy. But be warned, the candy creatures are not as sweet as they seem and will do anything to protect their sugary world.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. Who knows what crazy shenanigans await you in this wacky world!

Dad vs Father-In-Law Minecraft Server

Communication, dad, DAUGHTER, Disappointment, facetiming, family, father in-law, Fatherinlaw, Gifts, GRANDPA, Grandparents, in-laws, luggage, Minecraft, minnie mouse, Miscommunication., misunderstanding, road trip, roadtrip, Server, suitcase, Surprise, text

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	549
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	288	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Dimension Hops:	8	New Chunks Explored:	89575
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Crops Grown:	1926	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Are you tired of family drama interfering with your Minecraft adventures? Join our server and escape the real world craziness! We promise no one will fight over suitcases here, unless it’s a virtual one filled with diamonds! Build your own Minnie Mouse suitcase (or two, we won’t judge) and embark on a road trip to explore our epic world. No need to worry about surprise gifts from grandparents, just pure, unadulterated fun! So come join us and leave the family drama behind – unless you want to bring it into the game for some hilarious role-playing shenanigans!

CraftyNickHater123

Assertiveness, Boundaries, chosen name, Communication, Confrontation, coworker, CraftyNickHater123, discomfort, hate, humor, Key & Peele, mispronunciation, name change, Nickname, personal identity, pronounciation, Respect, sensitivity, skit, work environment

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	2115
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the real world drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and adventures!

Don’t let a pesky coworker ruin your love for your new name. On our server, you can be called whatever you please, whether it’s your actual name or a funny mispronunciation. Let your creativity run wild and build a world where your name is always pronounced correctly, no matter what.

So come on over and join us on this epic Minecraft journey! Leave behind the real world worries and dive into a world where your name is respected and cherished, just like your love for Minecraft. Let’s build, mine, and explore together, because on this server, your name will always be pronounced with love and care.

NorwayVibes Minecraft SMP

#sustainability, clean air, cultural heritage, Fishing, Fjords, innovation, midnight sun, Minecraft, Nature, Nordic cuisine, northern lights, norway, NorwayVibes, oslo, outdoor adventures, quality of life, Scandinavian, skiing, smp, social welfare, travel destination, viking history, winter sports

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	1208
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Alien Abductions:	0	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Lol, bro, let me tell you about this insane Minecraft SMP server that is like, totally lit! So, like, this server is like the Norway of Minecraft servers, ya know? It’s like, so epic and cool and stuff.

First of all, the spawn area is like a magical forest filled with unicorns and rainbows and, like, flying pigs or something. And the best part is, you can ride the unicorns and pigs around the spawn area, like, how crazy is that?!

But wait, there’s more! The admins on this server are like actual wizards or something, because they can grant you wishes and stuff. Like, one time I asked for a diamond sword and they gave me a whole stack of them! It was insane, bro.

Oh, and did I mention the secret underground base that leads to a hidden treasure room filled with, like, stacks on stacks of diamonds and emeralds? Yeah, that’s a thing on this server.

So, like, if you wanna join a Minecraft SMP that’s as epic as Norway, then you gotta join this server, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

DinoLoverzCraft

ancient creatures, ancient extinction events, ancient species, DinoLoverzCraft, Dinosaurs, dodo birds, extinct animals, extinct dinosaurs, extinct species, extinct wildlife, favorite extinct animals, fossilized remains, ice age mammals, mammoths, natural history, Paleontology, passenger pigeons, past 60 million years, prehistoric animals, saber-toothed tigers, Woolly rhinoceros

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	5627
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Runes Activated:	7
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft servers with boring themes? Well, look no further because our server is all about extinct animals from the past 60 million years! Join us and ride on the back of a T-Rex while battling a pack of saber-toothed tigers.

Ever wanted to see a woolly mammoth in real life? Well, on our server, you can ride one into battle against a giant sloth! And don’t even get me started on the dodo bird races we have every Sunday.

So if you’re a history buff who loves a good laugh, come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventure of your Minecraft life!

NukeCraft Server: Argentina’s Atomic Adventure

#sustainability, Adventure, argentina, Argentinas, ATOMIC, Development, electricity, ENERGY, energy independence, energy production, energy security, energy sources, Environment, Expansion, Government, Infrastructure, milei, nuclear energy, nuclear reactors, nukecraft, policy, power, renewable energy, Server, Technology

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4351
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	220	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	16	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	183

come join our server for the most explosive experience ever! we have so much nuclear energy, you’ll think you’re in argentina! our reactors are so powerful, they’ll make your minecraft world glow like never before. who needs diamonds when you have radioactive materials to mine? join us now and help us reach our goal of having more reactors than argentina! it’s gonna be a blast! literally.

Players:	94/300	Votes:	4861
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	64	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8
Void Gems Collected:	31	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Crystal Wands Charged:	17