GoatCraft Reincarnated

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	5602
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Secret Passages Found:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Hello! We’re doing a new installment of GoatCraft for the new Minecraft 1.17 update! —GoatCraft Reincarnated.

What is GoatCraft? GoatCraft is a whitelisted 1.17 Minecraft server that comes back for most of Minecraft’s biggest updates. If you like vanilla, survival, with a fresh and great community then you will love this server!

What are the requirements to join the server? You must be 13 years or older to apply and must have discord. Those are the only requirements!

How do I apply to the whitelist? We have a full google forms for you to apply to right here -> https://forms.gle/Pt9ZEKH68eya4j8u7 After you’ve finished applying, we’ll contact your discord if you’ve been accepted. (This usually takes up to 24 hours to get a response back). Note, you will not be contacted if you are rejected.

135.148.30.67

EweCraft – Wooly Realm 1.21.2

1.21.2, appreciation, birthday tentacles, Blockheads, discussion, EN streamers, EweCraft, Friends, JP streamers, Lisa, live now, Meru, PixelLink, Realm, Sheep, Sheeptuber, sleepy, Streamers, tsunderia, Unity, VSMP, Vtuber, Wool, Wooly, yuuna

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	4061
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Magic Items Found:	4670
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic birthday tentacles edition! We’ve got sheep vtubers and their friends, big or small, all ready to play with you!

Come hang out with Essie_ch, EiraWoolcott, ChikafujiLisa, and more crazy sheep lovers!

We’ve also got friendshaped EN streamers like PillowDearASMR, MomokoNuihara, and PleiadesLillie ready to party with you!

And don’t forget about our mostly JP streamers like Maru_Nanamona and HoshimiyaMeeple, they’re waiting for you to join the fun!

Who’s live right now? Who’s going live soon? Check out the links and get in on the action!

Join our Minecraft server for a wild time with Raki, Pixel girls, blockheads, and unity!

Don’t miss out on the chaos with Meru, Lisa, Yuuna, and Sleepy!

Previous /wool/ thread: >>95803777

Get ready for a sheep-tastic adventure on our Minecraft server!

CraftyCash4U

Accountability, aita, bad friend, basic necessities, borrowing money, Cold attitude, CraftyCash4U, designer shopping, financial mindset, financial responsibility, five star hotels, Friend, gourmet restaurants, holding accountable, ignoring, luxury spending, luxury vacation, mutual friends, personal finance, rent money, savings

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	166
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	8	Animals Bred:	74
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Come join our Minecraft server where luxury vacationers turn into beggars in a matter of days! Witness the drama unfold as players go from posting about their fancy vacations to begging for in-game currency to pay rent. Who will you choose to lend money to? Will you be called a bad friend for not helping out? Find out on our server where financial mindsets clash and friendships are tested! Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive the luxury to poverty rollercoaster!

BlockBusterMindBreak

BlockBusterMindBreak, Deep Breathing, meditation, mental break, mental calmness, mental clarity, mental health, mental peace, mental refreshment, mental rejuvenation, mental relaxation, mental reset, Mental well-being, mindfulness, mindfulness exercises, mindfulness practices, Peace of mind, Relaxation, self-care, stress relief

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	2290
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding sheep, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

Need a break from the chaos of everyday life? Our server offers a serene oasis where you can relax in a hot tub filled with lava while sipping on a potion of invisibility. Trust us, it’s the ultimate stress reliever.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against an army of evil chickens? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Join now and let your imagination run wild as you embark on epic quests, build jaw-dropping creations, and make friends with talking villagers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most out-of-this-world Minecraft adventure of your life! Your mind will thank you for the break, and your funny bone will never be the same.

Bolsonaro’s Blocky Coup: Minecraft Server

Accountability, alleged, blocky, bolsonaro, Bolsonaros, Brazil, charges, Conspiracy, Corruption, COUP, Democracy, general prosecutor, Government, Impeachment, investigation, Justice, Legal, Minecraft, Plot, Politics, president, Rule of Law, scandal, Server

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	5490
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Alien Abductions:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	45
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

so, like, you know how in minecraft you can like, build stuff and mine stuff and stuff? well, on this server, you can like, build a whole new world and stuff. it’s like, so crazy, man.

and get this, there’s like, this whole storyline where the players have to like, stop this evil dictator from taking over the server and turning it into a dictatorship. it’s like, so intense, man.

and like, there’s this whole quest where you have to gather resources and build an army to take down the dictator. it’s like, so epic, man.

so, like, if you’re into crazy adventures and saving the world from evil dictators, then you should totally join this server. it’s like, the most fun you’ll ever have in minecraft, man.

CraftyCoupBrazil

Attempting, bolsonaro, Brazil, charges, controversy, Corruption, COUP, CraftyCoupBrazil, Crisis, current events, Democracy, Government, Impeachment, investigation, law, Legal, News, Politics, president, scandal, south america

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8965
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Magic Items Found:	8050	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Farms Harvested:	726

so, liek, u wanna join dis cray cray minecraft server? well let me tell u sumthin, dis server is so lit dat even brazil charged bolsonaro with attempting a coup just so dey could join too! yea, u heard me right, da president of brazil was like “yo, dis server is da bomb, i gotta get in on dis action!” so if u wanna be as cool as a brazilian president, den u gotta join dis server ASAP! we got pigs flyin, creepers dancin, and villagers doin da macarena. it’s a party 24/7 on dis server, so come on and join da fun! trust me, u won’t regret it…unless u hate fun, den maybe u will regret it. but who hates fun? not u, dat’s for sure!

Squat City Mine 1.20.6

#workout, 1.20.6, body goals, city, Dedication, determination, Exercise, FITNESS, fitness inspiration, fitness journey, gym motivation, gym quotes, healthy lifestyle, Leg Day, leg exercises, leg workouts, lower body workout, motivation, never skip leg day, self improvement, squat, squats, strength training

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	24	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Bruh, on this Minecraft server, if your blocky avatar ain’t doing squats, then like, what’s the point, man? You gotta join this server because we got virtual squats for days, bro. Your pixelated booty will be poppin’ in no time, trust me. Plus, all the cool kids are doing it, so you don’t wanna be left out, right? Get those virtual glutes in shape and join us now!

DadRescue Minecraft Server

Argument, Blaming, boarding, Car show, Communication, customer support, DadRescue, family outing, family time, father son, grudge, heated discussion, holiday, late arrival, Minecraft, missed train, parking trouble, selfish, Server, sibling, Tears, train station, Transportation

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1461
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Players Killed by Monsters:	522
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	45	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s time management skills? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and drama just like missing a train to a car show!

Experience the thrill of trying to park in a reserved spot, only to realize the regular lot is on the other side of the road! Will you make it to the train on time or will you be left behind like poor OP?

But wait, there’s more! Get ready for heated arguments with your family members over missed trains and blame games! Will you be called selfish for not wanting to spend the day with someone who can’t even be on time?

Join our server now and experience the chaos and madness of family outings gone wrong! Who needs a car show when you can have all the drama right here in Minecraft?

ExBlockMate’sHouseParty

anger, anger management, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, Closure, Communication, Confrontation, emotional baggage, ex boyfriend, ExBlockMatesHouseParty, family, family dynamics, Frustration, Justified, moving on, overreacting, personal space, relationships, Resentment, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3528
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Are you tired of dealing with ex-boyfriends who just won’t go away? Do you want to join a Minecraft server where your ex can’t follow you? Look no further than our server, where we promise that your ex will never show up uninvited!

Imagine a world where your ex-boyfriend can’t crash at your virtual house, where your uncle isn’t best friends with your ex, and where your 7-year-old sister doesn’t spill the beans about your ex’s whereabouts. Our server is a safe haven from all the drama and chaos of real life.

Join us and build your dream world without the fear of running into your ex or dealing with awkward family dynamics. Say goodbye to the past and hello to a new beginning on our server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand

America, current events, funny, geography, Government, humor, ignorance, name change, new mexico, NewMinecraftSMPTrumpLand, News, Politics, president, satire, social media, State, state renaming, trump, Trump administration, united states, viral tweet

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	1833
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	4586	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	62	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Lol, so like, you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP because it’s like, the craziest server ever, bro. We got llamas riding pigs, flying creepers, and a secret underground base filled with diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the owner is actually a talking chicken who wears a top hat and monocle. It’s like, totally insane, man.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise, plotting to take over the server with their mind control powers. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes a guest appearance every full moon, wreaking havoc and pranking unsuspecting players.

So come join us on this wild ride of a server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who cares about those, amirite?). Trust me, you won’t regret it. And if you do, well, blame it on the dancing cows in the enchanted forest. They’re the real troublemakers around here.

DemocraftParty2020

Analysis, candidates, Challenges, CHANGE, DemocraftParty2020, democratic party, election, Future, Government, History, Ideology, leadership, Liberalism, Platform, polarization, policy, political parties, Politics, Progressivism, united states, voters

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9498
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	431
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Are you tired of politics and just want to escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house? Then come join our Minecraft server, where the only party we care about is the block party!

Our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants an invite. We’ve got more diamonds than the Hope Diamond and more redstone contraptions than a mad scientist’s lab.

Join us and you’ll never have to worry about political drama again. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, so you never know who you might run into. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s block and roll!

Pixel Quest 1.20.3

1.20.3, 95935164, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous, Quest

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Players:	94/1000	Votes:	8276
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Emeralds Found:	2059
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Potions Brewed:	36
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks.

I mean, where else can you find a place where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up? It’s like a twisted version of Minecraft where everything is upside down and inside out, but in a totally awesome way.

Plus, the admins on this server are like wizards who grant your every wish, whether it’s a flying pig or a house made entirely out of cake. And don’t even get me started on the mini-games – they’re so crazy fun that you’ll never wanna leave.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join this server and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true! Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RoomiePayback Minecraft Server

800 dollar tv, Appliances, Cheap, college tuition, decorations, expensive, expensive things, Furniture, groceries, living room, Minecraft, MONEY, mutual friends, owed, pay back, RoomiePayback, roommate, Rude, selection process., Server, shared, twisting the story

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	4567
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	267	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Endless Legions Commanded:	34

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t be forced to pay for half of someone else’s expensive purchases? Look no further! Join our server where you can build your own virtual world without the burden of real-life financial obligations.

Imagine a world where you can mine for diamonds without worrying about splitting the profits with your roommate who comes from money. No more awkward conversations about why you can’t afford to chip in for that 800 dollar TV that you never wanted in the first place.

On our server, you can focus on what really matters – building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and battling it out with mobs. Leave the drama of shared expenses behind and come join us for a truly carefree Minecraft experience. Who needs a fancy TV when you have the whole blocky universe at your fingertips?

CatCallCraft

Bonding, cat, CatCallCraft, disagreement, emotions, family, Grief, Loss, love, Memory, Naming, pet, pet adoption, pet care, pet loss, pet names, pet ownership, relationships, Respect, sibling, tradition

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5673
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Astral Projections Made:	2
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Are you tired of being disrespected by your own family members? Join our Minecraft server where everyone respects your wishes, even if they involve naming pets! We understand the importance of honoring loved ones, whether they are furry or not. On our server, you can build a memorial to your beloved cat Romeo, or create a shrine for Roro, the new addition to your family. Plus, we have a special quest where you can search for the legendary Black Cat Armor, rumored to grant you nine lives in the game! Join us now and let us show you the true meaning of family and respect in the world of Minecraft!

ScarfaceMinecraft SMP

accident, accident prone, accident story, emotional, healing, injury, life experience, Medical, Memory, Pain, personal injury, Physical, Recovery, scar, ScarfaceMinecraft, Scars, smp, stitches, Story, surgery, Trauma

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9292
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	55
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	New Chunks Explored:	476545
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49
Star Shards Collected:	125	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Falling into the Void:	3

Lol omg, so like, this Minecraft SMP is totally lit, like you gotta join cuz we have this epic battle arena where we fight with diamond swords and ride pigs into battle. And like, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all our rare loot, but you gotta solve a riddle to find it, it’s like a quest, ya know? And one time, I saw a creeper riding a chicken, it was wild man. So yeah, come join us and see all the crazy shenanigans we get up to, it’s gonna be a blast! And oh yeah, I got my scar when I tried to ride a llama off a cliff, don’t ask, it was a bad idea.”

TrashyParentCraft

bad behavior, child rearing, discipline, DISRESPECTFUL, family dynamics, inappropriate, irresponsible, judgmental, Morals, neglect, parenting, poor role model, red flags, social cues, societal expectations, Stereotypes, trashy parent, TrashyParentCraft, upbringing, VALUES, warning signs

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	8447
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Astral Projections Made:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	46	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers filled with noobs and try-hards? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate destination for all the cool kids and epic gamers out there!

Join us if you want to witness the most insane builds, the craziest PvP battles, and the wildest adventures you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft. Our community is so lit, even the Ender Dragon is jealous!

Trashy parents? Pfft, we don’t know them! On our server, you’ll only find the most epic parents who build castles for their kids, mine diamonds together, and have epic family battles in the Nether. So grab your diamond sword, saddle up your pig, and join us for the most epic Minecraft experience of your life!