GOATapologies Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AssholeCraft Minecraft Server

accommodations, AssholeCraft, baby, brother, consideration, Expectations, family, feelings, guests, home, Hospitality, Minecraft, Niece, Nursery, Preparations, selfish, Server, sharing, stay, Visit, WIBTA, Wife

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	1053
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a nursery ready for all your baby needs! Just like the story of our player’s brother-in-law, wife, and niece coming to stay, we offer accommodations for all family members – even the little ones!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sharing your precious nursery with other players’ babies. Who knows, maybe your baby will make a new friend in the crib next door! Don’t worry about being selfish, because in our world, sharing is caring (and also hilarious).

So come on over and build the ultimate baby paradise with us. Who knew Minecraft could be so baby-friendly? Join now and let the nursery adventures begin!

SisterSquadMC

adoption, bipolar disorder, Boundaries, Communication, DEBT, Decision making, family, financial struggles, fixer upper, INDEPENDENCE, Intimacy, living arrangements, mental health, personal space, renovation, rental agreement, sibling relationships, SisterSquadMC, Support, surrogacy, walkout basement

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1939
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Looking for a new adventure in Minecraft? Join our server and escape the real-life drama of living with a never-ending house guest!

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your sister overstaying her welcome for 1 year and 8 months (and counting). Our virtual world is full of endless possibilities and no one will be crashing on your virtual couch rent-free.

Say goodbye to awkward conversations about moving out and hello to building your dream home without any unwanted roommates. Plus, with our server, you can finally have that much-needed alone time with your partner without any interruptions from a grown child living in your basement.

Join now and start your new life in a world where the only drama is creeper explosions and zombie attacks!

DreamySMP: WeirdDreamz

bizarre dream, dream analysis, dream discussion., dream experiences, dream interpretation, Dream Journal, dream memories, dream recall, dream research, dream sharing, dream symbolism, dream therapy, DreamySMP, lucid dreaming, odd dream, strange dream, subconscious mind, surreal dream, unusual dream, vivid dreams, weird dream, WeirdDreamz

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	2520
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Mines Excavated:	1647	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a dream come true but in a weird way! Like one time, I dreamt I was riding a llama through a rainbow forest while fighting off zombie chickens with diamond swords. And that’s basically what this server feels like, but in real life! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some llama riding (if you’re lucky). Trust me, you won’t regret it! So what’s the weirdest dream you’ve ever had? Let us know and maybe we’ll make it a reality on the server!

BlockyJobz: Crafting Careers since 2009

BlockyJobz, career, Careers, Crafting, education, employment, Job, job market, qualifications, remote job benefits, remote job challenges, remote job experience, remote job industry, remote job opportunities, remote job positions, remote job requirements, remote job satisfaction, remote job success, remote job trends, remote work, Skills, work from home

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	4742
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
New Chunks Explored:	523420	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5

Are you tired of working from home and staring at the same four walls every day? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where you can build your dream office out of diamond blocks and have virtual meetings with pixelated colleagues! Our server is perfect for remote workers looking to add some excitement to their workday.

Our server is filled with players who have PhDs in Creeperology, Masters degrees in Redstone Engineering, and even some who have studied Enderman behavior at the prestigious Minecraft University. You’ll be surrounded by some of the most educated and creative minds in the Minecraft community.

Join us and participate in our weekly “Virtual Career Fair” where you can showcase your Minecraft skills to potential employers looking to hire for their in-game companies. Who knows, you might just land your dream job as a professional block builder or a virtual landscape architect!

So if you’re ready to take your remote work experience to the next level and have some fun along the way, join our Minecraft server today! Who needs a boring old Zoom meeting when you can have a virtual adventure in a blocky world filled with endless possibilities?

EuroCraft Minecraft Server

#sustainability, Criticize, economic impact, elon musk, Emmanuel Macron, environmental concerns, EuroCraft, European leaders, global leadership, government response, innovation, international relations, Minecraft, political reactions, public opinion, public statements, renewable energy, Server, social media, space exploration, spacex, Technology, tesla

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Zombie Dances:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	New Chunks Explored:	985597

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. you gotta join because, like, Emmanuel Macron and other European leaders are, like, constantly criticizing Elon Musk for not playing on our server. they’re, like, so jealous of all the fun we’re having, building crazy stuff and fighting off creepers. it’s, like, the ultimate power move to join and show them who’s boss. plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll get a special power-up that lets you ride a flying pig into battle. how insane is that?! so, like, what are you waiting for? join now and show those European leaders who’s really in charge!

CraftyTrudeauGone

Canada, Canadian politics, Canadian Prime Minister, CraftyTrudeauGone, Government, justin trudeau, leadership change, Liberal leader, liberal party of Canada, political announcement, political career, political decision, political future, political leadership, political news, political party, prime minister, resignation, resigning, stepping down, trudeau

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8227
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	4697
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Falling into the Void:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Enchantments Applied:	215
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Chimeras Created:	2

so like, trudeau was all like “i resign as liberal leader” and we were like “whaaaat?!” but then we were like, come join our minecraft server instead! we have flying pigs and dancing llamas and a secret underground disco party with villagers! trudeau may have quit politics but you can join our server and become the ruler of your own pixelated kingdom! plus, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of diamonds and a hot tub filled with lava (don’t worry, it’s totally safe). so forget about trudeau and come join the craziest minecraft server ever!

DepressoCraft: Mind Over Pixels

brain imaging, brain training, cognitive therapy, depression treatment, DepressoCraft, emotional regulation, fMRI, Interventions, mental health, mental illness, Mental well-being, Mind, mood disorders, neural activity, neurofeedback, neuroplasticity, neuroscience, pixels, psychiatric disorders, psychiatric treatment, single session, systematic review, therapy techniques

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	8686
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Emeralds Found:	4267
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Villages Defended:	7

so, liek, u know how sometimes u feel liek ur brain is all messed up and u just wanna scream into the void? well, dis minecraft server is liek the ultimate brain therapy, bro. we got fMRI neurofeedback up in dis place, so u can literally train ur brain to be less depressed in just one session. no more sad vibes, just happy block building and creepers to blow up. join us and say goodbye to ur depression, one block at a time.

What is the IP for Markiplier Minecraft Server?

collab, Funny Moments, Liar’s Bar, liar’s bar funny moments, liar’s bar multiplayer, liar’s bar update, liars bar markiplier, lordminion777, mark bob wade, markiplier, Minecraft, multiplayer, muyskerm, part 2, Server

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5126
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Void Armor Forged:	21
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

Markiplier, born Mark Fischbach on June 28, 1989, is a popular American YouTuber and internet personality known for his gaming videos and comedic commentary. With over 29 million subscribers on his YouTube channel, Markiplier has become one of the most recognizable figures in the online gaming community. He is also known for his philanthropy work, raising millions of dollars for various charitable causes through his livestreams and fundraising campaigns.

Ivory Legends 1.20.1

1.20.1, adult content, built for sex, fetish, Gender Expression, Gender Identity, Ivory, kink, Legends, LGBTQ, sexual desire, sexual exploration, sexual objectification, sexual orientation, sexual stereotypes, Sexualization, taboo, trannies, Transgender, transgender community, transgender women, transsexual, White

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	2501
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Void Gems Collected:	29
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Animals Bred:	121
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	18	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you something wild – white trannies are built for sex on this server! I’m talking about some next level shenanigans that will make your blocky head spin. Trust me, you won’t find this kind of action anywhere else in the Minecraft universe. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready for a ride you won’t forget!

MommaDrama Minecraft Server

accidental overdose, Adopted, biological mom, childhood trauma, Communication Issues, coping mechanisms, denial, Druggies, Drugs, emotional baggage, family dynamics, Flashbacks, foster care, game consoles, Grandfather, Grief, middle school, Minecraft, MommaDrama, Server, Stolen, Trauma, unresolved issues

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	5452
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	8523	Elemental Crystals Collected:	57
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama and dive into the blocky world of fun and adventure! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy challenges, and a community that will have you laughing till your diamond armor breaks!

Need a break from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to escape from all the chaos and build your dream world without any interruptions. Plus, with our friendly players and helpful staff, you’ll feel right at home in no time.

So why join our server? Well, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging twitching grandfathers and pissing druggies? Only on our server, of course! And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any real-life drama here – just good old-fashioned Minecraft fun.

So come on, join us and leave all your troubles behind. Who needs therapy when you have a pickaxe and a whole world to explore? See you in the game, where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

HomelessHomieHaterGF

Boyfriend, depression, Financial Stability, friendship, Homeless, HomelessHomieHaterGF, ignoring, Intentions, love bombing, Motel, Narcissistic, reaching out, red flags, relationship, social media, Spiraling, Struggling, Support, Trailer, UNCOMFORTABLE, Worried

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	3895
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and friendships are constantly imploding! Join us for a wild ride filled with love bombing, narcissistic freak outs, and unexpected moves to trailer parks in other states.

Looking for a server where you can witness relationships accelerate at an alarming pace and see friends beg each other to introduce them to their Tinder matches? Look no further, because we’ve got it all here!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of being homeless in a new city, struggling to find work and food, all while your partner drives Uber in the only car you share. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and financial instability that you won’t find anywhere else.

So come join us on this server where the drama never ends and the red flags are always flying high. Who needs stability when you can have chaos and uncertainty at every turn? Join now and see if you’re the asshole for not reaching out to your homeless friend in need!

DadCraft SMP: Single Dude Edition

advice, Challenges, children, Commitment, Communication, Community, dad, DadCraft, dude, Edition, family, Fatherhood, love, parenting, parents, patience, reddit, relationships, responsibilities, Role Model, single, single dudes, smp, Support, Tips

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	9832
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Yo yo yo, listen up fellow gamers! Are you tired of playing Minecraft all by your lonesome? Well, have I got the server for you! This SMP is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us on this epic journey where you can become a dad in Minecraft! That’s right, you heard me. You can raise your own little blocky children, teach them how to mine and craft, and watch them grow into strong, independent villagers. But be warned, parenting in Minecraft is no easy task. Your kids might turn out to be creepers or zombies, but hey, that’s all part of the fun!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the entire Minecraft world. Will you join forces with them or try to overthrow their llama dictatorship? The choice is yours!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft SMP today and become the ultimate dad of the blocky world. Trust me, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? Just do it, bro!

BlockyLoveQuest

Affection, BlockyLoveQuest, Commitment, Connection, Deep love, devotion, emotional, emotions, Falling In Love, feelings, Happiness, Heart, infatuation, long term, love, Passion, relationships, Romantic, Signs Of Love, soulmate, true love

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	8652
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	254701
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Villages Defended:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	16

Are you tired of mining for diamonds alone in the dark? Do you dream of building a castle with your one true blocky love? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and you’ll fall head over square heels in love with our vibrant community of players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be home to a secret love potion recipe that will make any player fall in love with you instantly. Just imagine the possibilities of ruling the server with your pixelated soulmate by your side.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the love (and the chaos) begin!

Iron-Free Brain Boosters

aging, antioxidants, Boosters, Brain, brain aging, brain function, brain health, brain health benefits, brain health nutrients, brain iron accumulation, cognitive decline, cognitive function, cognitive health, iron buildup, iron-chelating nutrients, IronFree, memory enhancement, memory improvement, neuroprotection, nutrient supplementation, nutrient-rich diet, polyunsaturated fatty acids, VITAMINS

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Divine Spears Created:	10	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

so like, u know how sometimes u forget where u put ur diamonds in minecraft? well, this server is like a brain booster for ur minecraft skills! we got all these crazy nutrients in our virtual food that will make u remember where u put all ur precious loot! join us and never lose track of ur diamonds again! plus, our server is so lit that u will never experience cognitive decline while playing. u will be building epic structures and slaying mobs like a pro! come join us and level up ur minecraft game like never before!

SCP: SITE-19

Chaos Insurgency, Chat, Discord, Events, Lag, Longplay, Minecraft, navigation, OWNER, ping spikes, player-SCPs, Roleplay, rp, S-NAV devices, Scp, SCP Foundation, SCP-Themed project, Server, Site19, Soul, surface area, Tasks, underground facility

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	2227
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Potions Brewed:	113
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

SITE-19 Roleplay Server

“SITE-19” is just released minecraft RP server, in which you will be able to play as possibly any member of the SCP Foundation, and groups of interest, such as Chaos Insurgency. Variety of events will be hosted, on yet largest minecraft SCP-Themed project, featuring 3.5km2 underground facility, and LARGE surface area. I realize the issue with navigation in the facility, but we have S-NAV devices.

Everything will be hosted on paid off by owner server on vanilla, meaning no lag or ping spikes! (Message from owner: Please join I put my soul into this.)

Help the server grow, and join our server to chat with like-minded people, and soon, we plan to organize longplay full site roleplay session, where we will also have player-SCPs and interesting tasks!

https://discord.gg/MHm6RBtuRy

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is this server new?	Yes, the server has just been released.
What can I play as on the server?	You can play as any member of the SCP Foundation or groups of interest like Chaos Insurgency.
What features does the server have?	The server features a 3.5km2 underground facility, large surface area, and S-NAV devices for navigation.
Is there any lag on the server?	No, the server is hosted on a paid off by owner server with no lag or ping spikes.
How can I join the server?	You can join the server by clicking on the Discord link provided.

Players:	95/800	Votes:	4341
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	120	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	69
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Emeralds Found:	2311	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4