Goal Minecraft SMP Scorer

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Are you tired of being played out of position in other Minecraft servers? Or maybe you’re just struggling to adapt to the tough competition in those boring old SMPs? Well, fear not, because our server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha! Our community is filled with quirky characters and insane builds that will leave you questioning reality.

So why wait? Join now and experience a world where anything is possible, even if it means playing Minecraft in a league of its own!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	160	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch

AITAH, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, childhood home, communication breakdown, emotional manipulation, emotional trauma, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, financial decisions, generational differences, MommaMoveOutNoHouseNoCouch, mother-daughter dynamics, mother-daughter relationship, parental expectations, parental support, personal boundaries, personal space, RESPONSIBILITY

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can build your dream house without worrying about your mom selling it behind your back! Our server is a safe space where you can escape the pressures of family obligations and focus on creating the perfect blocky paradise.

Join us and never worry about your mom moving in with you unannounced because in our world, you make the rules! Build a mansion for yourself and your virtual family without any interference from meddling relatives. Plus, you won’t have to deal with aunts guilt-tripping you about not helping out your mom – they’ll be too busy mining for diamonds to bother you!

So come on over to our server and leave the real-life family drama behind. Build, explore, and have a blast in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Holy Grails Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

HeroFailsMC SMP

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Are you tired of joining boring Minecraft SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is like a rollercoaster ride through a lava-filled jungle!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of meeting your favorite Minecraft YouTuber, only to find out they’re actually a llama in disguise! That’s right, our server is full of wacky surprises and unexpected twists that will keep you on your toes.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground base where the admins hold epic dance parties with creepers and skeletons. Who wouldn’t want to join a server where you can boogie down with the undead?

So if you’re ready for a wild and crazy adventure that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt, then come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP. Just remember, things may not always be what they seem, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	7857	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Runes Activated:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Potions Brewed:	108	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NoDirtNoDiamonds

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Join our Minecraft server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and madness! We have a rule that says you must wear a chicken costume at all times while playing. Why, you ask? Well, legend has it that the chickens in our server are actually undercover spies sent by the evil cows to steal all the diamonds. Only by blending in with the chickens can you uncover their nefarious plot and save the day!

But that’s not all – we also have a rule that every player must speak only in pig Latin. It may sound silly, but trust us, it’s the only way to communicate with the ancient pig gods who control the weather in our server. If you want sunny skies and endless crops, you better start practicing your oink-ese!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the rules are made up and the adventures are out of this world. Who knows what crazy shenanigans you’ll get into next? Just remember, don’t trust the cows. They’re always up to something…

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Putin’s Slave-Owning Mafia Boss

authoritarianism, Boss, controversy, criticism, current events, Diplomacy, global leadership, Government, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, Mafia, mafia boss, Oppression, Politics, power dynamics, putin, Putins, russia, slave-owning, SlaveOwning, Statement, uk, United Kingdom, world news

so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin in your blocky world, minding your own business, when suddenly you get a message from the UK telling Putin he’s a slave-owning mafia boss. like, what even is happening?! but hey, if you wanna escape the drama and have a good time, come join our Minecraft server!

we’ve got pigs that can fly, cows that can do the macarena, and creepers that tell dad jokes. plus, our admin is a wizard who can turn your dirt house into a castle with just a flick of his wand.

if you’re looking for a place where the only drama is whether to build a rollercoaster or a giant potato, then this is the server for you. come join us and let’s build some epic blocky adventures together!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Chimeras Created:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Dreamy Face Mine

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so, like, imagine a minecraft server where the pigs can fly and the cows can do the moonwalk. like, seriously, it’s a total trip, man.

we have a secret underground disco party where the skeletons and zombies bust a move to the beat of the jukebox. you gotta see it to believe it, dude.

our villagers are all trained in the ancient art of interpretive dance. they put on shows that will blow your mind, man.

and don’t even get me started on our pet creepers. they’re like little green puppies that follow you around and explode with love.

so, like, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s out of this world, come join us. i promise you won’t regret it, dude.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	49
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	40
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Berry Bonanza Farm

Agricultural Technology, agriculture innovation, berry, berry production, bonanza, Farm, food production, food security, food sustainability, global food demands, indoor agriculture, indoor crop production, indoor farming, indoor farming industry, innovative farming methods, international collaboration., scientific research, Sustainable Agriculture, sustainable food production, vertical farm technology, vertical farming, vertical farming benefits, vertical farming solutions

come join our epic minecraft server where we have a world-first indoor vertical farm that produces 4M pounds of berries a year! our farm is run by a team of international scientists who are also secretly minecraft pros, so you know it’s gonna be lit.

imagine planting your crops in the sky and watching them grow downwards, defying gravity like a boss. our berries are so juicy and delicious, they’ll make you forget about all your hunger bar problems in the game.

not only that, but our scientists have also discovered a way to make your character in the game never get hungry again. you’ll be able to run around all day without worrying about finding food, just like a real-life superhero.

so come join us on our server and experience the thrill of sky-high farming and never-ending hunger satisfaction. trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6795
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	26	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Sister’s Gooning Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, come join our server where the main goal is to see how many chickens you can get gooning for your sister! That’s right, we’ve got a whole chicken army waiting to do your bidding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken boss that drops rare loot and grants wishes to those who can defeat him in battle. Rumor has it that one player even wished for unlimited diamonds and now they’re the richest player on the server!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us for a clucking good time and see just how many cocks you can get gooning for your sister!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Chud Squad Minecraft SMP

acceptance, belonging, Chud, chuds, Community, confusion, Diversity, Friends, Furry, identity crisis, Individuality, judgment, Labels, Minecraft, outcast, peer pressure, personal growth, Self Discovery, Self-expression, smp, social circle, squad, Stereotypes, Unique

Are you tired of playing with chuds who just don’t get your furry vibes? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for all your furry fantasies to come to life! Join us and unleash your inner animal as you roam the wild world of Minecraft with like-minded furries who will accept you for who you truly are.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground society of talking animals who have formed their own civilization deep within the caves. Will you be the one to discover their hidden world and join forces with them to conquer the overworld? Only time will tell!

So what are you waiting for? Leave those chuds behind and come join us on the most fur-tastic Minecraft SMP around. Who knows, you might just find your furry soulmate in the process!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Star Shards Collected:	72

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

WifeAggroCraft

12 week old, 5 minutes, aita, Asshole, BOTTLE, DRIVE, esky, Feed, home, House, LUNCHBOX, Meals, Night shift, Son, swing away, Wife, WifeAggroCraft, work

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can escape from real-life drama like this! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and pixelated shenanigans.

Are you tired of being nagged to do chores as soon as you walk in the door? Well, on our server, you can build your own virtual paradise without anyone telling you what to do! No more bottle feeding duties, just pure Minecraft bliss.

Imagine a world where you can roam freely without any responsibilities. No more 3-hour drives or night shifts, just endless possibilities in the world of blocks. So come join us and leave the real world behind for a while.

Who needs a 12-week-old son when you can have a virtual pet wolf in Minecraft? Build your own empire, tame wild animals, and explore mysterious caves. The only thing you’ll be feeding is your creativity on our server.

So why wait? Join us now and say goodbye to real-life drama. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our Minecraft server. Who needs a bottle when you have a diamond sword?

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

AwkwardAF in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being judged for your strange habits in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, the weirder, the better! Join us and show off your quirks in a world where being odd is celebrated. From building giant statues of your pet goldfish to creating a house made entirely out of cake, there are no limits to your creativity here.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy of the server. Will you be able to uncover their hidden agenda and become the llama whisperer of the server? Only time will tell.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner weirdo and embark on wild adventures with fellow eccentric players, then join us on this Minecraft SMP and let your freak flag fly high!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

KidzCraft: Silent Generation

child rearing, cognitive development., Communication, developmental psychology, emotional intelligence, experimental psychology, generation, group dynamics, Human Behavior, interpersonal relationships, ISOLATION, KidzCraft, language acquisition, language development, mental health, nature vs nurture, psychological effects, SILENT, social development, social experiment, social isolation, Social Skills, socialization

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we recreate the ultimate social experiment! Join us as we gather players and raise them in complete isolation, only communicating through the game until they reach adulthood. Will they form their own language? Will they build epic structures without ever speaking a word? The possibilities are endless on our server! Plus, rumor has it that the first player to reach level 100 without saying a single word will unlock the secret to unlimited diamonds! So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a part of this wild social experiment!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Enchantments Applied:	168
Magical Moments Shared:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BanjoCraft: No Storm Shadows

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OMG u gotta join dis server cuz we got a secret mission to convince Biden to let us use Storm Shadow missiles in Minecraft!! Imagine blowing up creepers with real missiles, it’s gonna be epic! Starmer is gonna be there too, he’s like the master of all things explosive. Join now and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure ever!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	86

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

💖 SakuraPE 💖- Login from any country Minecraft server

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IP: sakurape.ru

PORT: 19132

VK: @pesakura

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Towns Built:	1
Animals Bred:	184	Divine Spears Created:	15
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Emotion Stirring Minecraft Server

Central Europe, comparison, controversy, culture, Diplomacy, discussion, Diversity, emotion, emotions, geography, global relations, History, Identity, international relations, Japan, Minecraft, Peace, perspective, Poland, Server, society, Stirring, Threads, Unity

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Poland is the Japan of Central Europe! Join us for a wild ride filled with sushi-eating creepers, samurai skeletons, and ninja villagers.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash your inner warrior and conquer the virtual world with your katana made of diamond blocks. Explore our unique map filled with cherry blossom forests, ancient temples, and hot springs where you can relax after a long day of mining.

But beware, the Polish-Japanese alliance is a force to be reckoned with. You never know when a group of Polish samurais will come charging at you on their trusty llamas, ready to defend their honor.

So come join us on this epic adventure and see why our Minecraft server is the craziest and most hilarious server in all of Central Europe. Peace out, and may the sushi be with you!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	357
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Chimeras Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

The Smackdown Fox Minecraft SMP

billion dollar deal, broadcast rights, cable TV, contract negotiations, Entertainment, Fox, Fox Sports, media industry, Minecraft, professional wrestling, Revenue, SmackDown, smp, sports business, Sports Entertainment, television, television programming, TV deal, Usa, USA Network, wrestling, wwe

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even FOX and USA are fighting over who gets to pay us more money! That’s right, we’re so entertaining that we’re breaking the bank just to keep the fun going.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious shenanigans, and a community so wild that even the most seasoned players will be left scratching their heads in disbelief. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a story to tell)!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!