/utwg/ – Unemployed Tech Workers General V2 Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground base filled with diamonds, but you have to defeat a horde of zombie chickens to get to it.

2. Our server mascot is a giant pink llama that shoots rainbows out of its eyes. Don’t ask how we got it, just enjoy the show.

3. Every full moon, the entire server turns into werewolves and we have epic battles in the forest. It’s like Twilight, but with more creepers.

4. Our admin once accidentally spawned a herd of flying pigs that now roam the skies. It’s a sight to behold, trust me.

5. We have a special event every week where we all dress up as our favorite Minecraft mobs and have a dance party in the Nether. It’s wild.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP and prepare for the most insane adventures of your life! Just watch out for those zombie chickens…

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Chimeras Created:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

QudsCraft: Where Chiefs Go Missing!

Beirut, chief, chiefs, Conflict, Crisis, Dahieh, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, iran, Iran Revolutionary Guard, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, missing, out of contact, Quds Force, QudsCraft, regional politics, SECURITY, strikes, Tensions, Terrorism

So, like, you know when you’re playing Minecraft and you’re just mining away and building your epic castle, but then you realize, “Wait, I need more craziness in my life”? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on this wild ride where even Iran’s Quds Force chief is out of contact because he’s too busy trying to survive in our insane world.

Dahieh? More like Da-heeey, come join us and see what all the fuss is about! We’ve got explosions, surprises around every corner, and a community that’s as unpredictable as a creeper in a minefield. Trust us, you won’t be able to stay away once you’ve experienced the chaos that is our server.

So why wait? Join now and see why everyone is talking about our Minecraft server. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even run into Iran’s Quds Force chief trying to navigate our crazy world. It’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Weekend Warriors Server

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lol come join our epic minecraft server where the weekends never end cuz time is a lie and we live in a perpetual saturday. imagine mining diamonds and building epic castles while sippin on margaritas and partying with unicorns. our server is so lit, even the creepers be droppin sick beats. plus, rumor has it herobrine is our resident dj and he throws the wildest raves in the nether. so come on down and join the party, cuz on this server, every day is a weekend!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

TreePaunch: Where the only thing greying is our list! Join now for a semi-vanilla adventure on 1.21.1!

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TreePaunch Minecraft Server Overview

Description
TreePaunch is a Minecraft server for players who enjoy building and preserving the natural environment in-game.
Number of Players: 3-5 during non-peak days
Community Focus: Building, collaboration, and creating a safe, fun environment
Server Discord: https://discord.gg/cwKeFe5qWv

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Q: What kind of builds are allowed on the server?

A: We encourage players to build creatively while incorporating their creations into the natural scenery. However, griefing or inappropriate builds are not allowed.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you are welcome to invite your friends to join TreePaunch. We encourage a friendly and inclusive community.

Q: How can I access old worlds or archives on the server?

A: We save all of our old worlds and keep them available for download or visitation. Please contact an admin for access.

Q: Are there any specific rules or guidelines I should follow while playing on the server?

A: We have a set of rules outlined in our Discord server. Please make sure to read and follow them to ensure a positive gaming experience for all players.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	153	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Savannah Craft Minecraft Server

Africa, African capitals, African cities, African countries, Cities, continent, Craft, culture, Diversity, Exploration, geography, historical cities, landmarks, metropolitan areas, Minecraft, must-visit cities, Population, SAVANNAH, Server, top cities, tourism, travel, urban centers, vibrant cities

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take you on a wild adventure through the vibrant and bustling cities of Africa! Join us as we explore the top 10 cities from the continent, including:

1. Nyanza – where the streets are paved with diamonds and the villagers ride on elephants instead of horses. 2. Wakanda – a hidden city filled with advanced technology and friendly pandas who love to play Minecraft. 3. Zamunda – home to the tallest skyscrapers made entirely out of cocoa beans. 4. Timbuktu – where you can trade your diamonds for magical potions that give you superpowers. 5. Kilimanjaro – climb to the top of this city and slide down the snowy slopes on a diamond sled. 6. Alexandria – a city filled with ancient ruins and secret treasure chests waiting to be discovered. 7. Casablanca – where the villagers throw the most epic parties with fireworks made out of emeralds. 8. Cairo – a bustling metropolis where you can ride camels through the streets and battle mummies in the pyramids. 9. Marrakech – a city known for its colorful markets and delicious food made from enchanted ingredients. 10. Cape Town – where you can sail the high seas on a diamond-encrusted ship and battle pirates for their treasure.

So come join us on this crazy Minecraft server and experience the wonders of Africa like never before! Who knows what kind of adventures and mischief you’ll get into along the way?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	1134
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Pepper And Egg Sandwich Minecraft SMP

Breakfast, brunch, craving, DELICIOUS, EASY, Egg, Filling, Food, homemade, Hunger, lunch, Meal, Minecraft, Order, Pepper, protein, Quick, Request, sandwich, smp, snack, Tasty

Are you tired of boring old sandwiches on other servers? Well, come join our Minecraft SMP where we serve up the most delicious pepper and egg sandwiches you’ve ever tasted! Our secret recipe will have you coming back for more, guaranteed.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a legendary sandwich-making competition where players battle it out to see who can create the most epic sandwich in all of Minecraft. The winner gets bragging rights and a lifetime supply of pepper and egg sandwiches (okay, maybe not a lifetime supply, but you get the idea).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready to feast on the most mouth-watering sandwiches you’ve ever seen. Just be warned, once you try our sandwiches, you may never want to leave!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Mines Excavated:	3634	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CheaterCraft Minecraft Server

Affair, BETRAYAL, blissful ignorance, CheaterCraft, Closure, difficult decision, emotional turmoil, family, father figure, half brothers, Hidden Truth, Honesty, long lost siblings, mental health, Minecraft, mixed emotions, moral dilemma, panic attack, protecting happiness, Secrets, Server, sibling relationships, stepdad

Are you ready for some family drama in Minecraft? Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than your mom’s affair with her married boss!

Imagine having secret half-brothers you’ve never met, just like in a soap opera. Will you reveal the truth and shake up their world, or keep it hidden like buried treasure?

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, our server will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Who needs reality TV when you can experience all the drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Void Gems Collected:	21	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GoAheadGamerGrocery

15 items or less, aita, being considerate, checkout line, crowded store, GoAheadGamerGrocery, grocery shopping, grocery store, grocery store etiquette, line courtesy, line etiquette, offering to let someone go ahead, one item, polite gesture, public behavior, quick decision, shopping with family, social norms, standing in line, waiting in line

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24
Magic Items Found:	4296	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SignallessSteve – Minecraft SMP

10. Communication on the road, 11. Road courtesy, 12. Reckless driving, 13. Road hazards, 14. Aggressive driving, 15. Road awareness, 16. Defensive driving, 17. Road signals, 18. Road rules, 19. Road manners, 2. Turn signals, 20. Road rage., 3. Road safety, 4. Inconsiderate driving, 5. Traffic etiquette, 6. Mindless driving, 7. Road behavior, 8. Dangerous driving, 9. Frustrating drivers, drivers, Minecraft, SignallessSteve, smp

Are you tired of boring, predictable drivers who use their turn signals like it’s no big deal? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you! Join our server where chaos reigns supreme and turn signals are considered a sign of weakness.

Picture this: you’re cruising down the virtual highway, minding your own business, when suddenly someone cuts you off without a single blink of their turn signal. But instead of getting mad, you can’t help but laugh at the sheer audacity of it all.

Our server is filled with daredevil drivers who live life on the edge, never knowing what’s around the next corner. Will you be the one to conquer the treacherous roads and come out on top? Or will you be left in the dust, wondering why you ever thought using turn signals was a good idea in the first place?

Join us now and experience the thrill of the unknown, where every turn is a surprise and every driver is a wild card. Who needs turn signals when you have pure, unadulterated chaos?

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	44
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

GFsWeirdMC

BIZARRE, eccentric, funny, funny habits, GFsWeirdMC, Girlfriend, odd girlfriend, odd habits, offbeat, peculiar, peculiar habits, quirky, quirky behavior, relationship, strange behavior, strange girlfriend, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual quirks, weird, weird habits

Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

IsraelCompensationMCServer

acceptable targets, compensation, Conflict Resolution, defense capabilities, Diplomacy, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, international relations, iran, Israel, IsraelCompensationMCServer, MIDDLE EAST, military aid, military intervention, nuclear deal, regional stability, Report, sanctions, security cooperation, strategic alliance, US

so like, this server is like, totally lit fam. we give out mad compensation if you hit acceptable targets in Iran. like, imagine blowing up a whole village and getting rewarded with diamonds and emeralds. it’s like a real life video game, but in Minecraft. join now and start your journey to becoming the ultimate warrior. plus, we have a secret underground base where we plan our next attacks. shhh, it’s a secret though. come join us and let’s dominate the world together. #minecraftwarriors #compensationgoals #secretbase

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	212028
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Meteorites Collected:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KaboomCraft – Chinese Convoy Boom

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Yo, so like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when BAM! A massive explosion targets a convoy of Chinese nationals near an airport in Karachi, Pakistan. Like, what even is happening?! But don’t worry, on our server, you can join in on the action and help solve the mystery behind the explosion. Maybe it was a creeper in disguise or a secret government experiment gone wrong. Who knows, man! So come join us for some explosive fun and crazy adventures. Plus, we have free cookies at spawn. Like, who wouldn’t want that, right? Join now and let’s blow stuff up together!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

RL Fartctions Season One: PVP, Modded, and Fractured!

building, challenge server, competitive, Defending Base, Dungeon, faction warfare, Factions, factions server, Fartctions, Fractured, Modded, players riding dragons, PvP, Rlcraft, Season, strategic depth, Strategizing, survival challenges, survival server, tough survival challenge, Vibrant environment

RLFactions season 1 beginning soon!

Have you ever wanted to play a heavily modded factions server?

RLFactions is a server where you are offered an unparalleled blend of the brutal survival challenges of RLCraft with the strategic depth of factions-based gameplay. You can immerse yourself in a world where one minute you are fighting for your life through a dungeon, and the next you could be defending your base from players riding dragons.

DISCORD: https://discord.gg/z3ZEaCcFFG

The combination of these modded elements, as well as the factions mechanics, not only enhances the survival experience but also creates a vibrant, competitive environment. Building and strategizing are a must to ensure your survival, it’s the perfect setting for those who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

This isn’t just a normal factions server, this is a server for people who want a challenge. Do you think you can survive?

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is there a whitelist to join the server?	No, the server is open to all players.
Are there any specific rules to follow on the server?	Yes, there are rules listed in the Discord server that all players must adhere to.
Can I use any mods on the server?	Only the mods specified by the server admin are allowed to maintain a fair gameplay environment.
How often is the server reset?	The server is set to reset at the beginning of each season to keep gameplay fresh.

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Gura’s Lost Minecraft Server

Anime, cute, Entertainment, Gaming, Gargura, gura, Guras, hololive, hololive en, hololive english, I miss Gura, japanese, Kawaii, Live Stream, Lost, Minecraft, ONLINE, Server, shark, Streamer, Virtual idol, virtual reality, virtual youtuber, Vtuber

Are you tired of swimming alone in the vast ocean of Minecraft servers? Do you long for the company of a virtual shark girl who will protect you from any creepers that come your way? Look no further, because our server is the only place where you can reunite with Gura, the beloved Vtuber from the depths of the internet!

Join our server and embark on epic adventures with Gura by your side. She’ll guide you through treacherous caves, help you build the coolest underwater base, and even serenade you with her soothing voice as you mine for diamonds. Plus, rumor has it that she’s secretly a master at PvP and will wreck anyone who dares to challenge you.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a community of quirky players who love to pull pranks, host crazy events, and create the most bizarre builds you’ve ever seen. From giant potato statues to rollercoasters that defy gravity, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Dive into the fun and chaos of our server and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for any stray creepers – Gura may be fierce, but even she can’t protect you from everything!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Mines Excavated:	3583	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Villages Defended:	12

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

””/Crafty Roommates Minecraft SMP/””

Archive, Art Collection, AU fic, booru, comic adaptation, comic series, Crafty, discussion, fanfic, fanfiction, Five Nights at Freddy’s, halloween horror, Horror, long tail tags, mega folder, Minecraft, Pokemaniacal, roommates, roommates AU, smp, Stev Edition, TGWeaver

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take Halloween to the next level with our “Halloween Horror” Edition! Join us if you dare for a spooktacular time filled with jump scares, haunted houses, and ghostly mobs that will send shivers down your spine.

In this server, you’ll encounter Five Nights at Freddy’s AU characters roaming around, ready to give you a fright. Will you be brave enough to face off against these animatronic horrors and survive the night?

But that’s not all! Our Roommates A03 fanfic collection is a must-read for those looking for a good scare. Dive into the world of roommates and uncover the chilling secrets hidden within.

Join us on this wild ride filled with thrills, chills, and plenty of laughs. Who knows what spooky adventures await you in our Minecraft SMP? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and experience Halloween like never before!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Astral Amulets Crafted:	32	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Alien Abductions:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Reality Warps Survived:	2