GoAheadGamerGrocery | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	4845
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	4195
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	29	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even standing in line at the grocery store can turn into a wild adventure! Join us for the chance to experience the thrill of offering strangers to cut in line, only to be met with outrage and drama.

Imagine the chaos of navigating through a virtual grocery store, where you can strategically choose which line to stand in and test your social skills by interacting with other players. Will you be the polite one offering to let others go ahead, or will you be the one causing drama and calling out rude behavior?

With our server, you never know what kind of outrageous encounters you’ll come across. Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate grocery store simulation in Minecraft, where even the smallest interactions can lead to hilarious and unexpected outcomes. Don’t miss out on the chance to immerse yourself in the wacky world of virtual grocery shopping – join us today!

Mystical Academy Origins 1.20.5

1.20.5, Academy, Anime, Classroom, comedy, Dead, FANTASY, forum, ghost, Haunted, Interactive, japanese, Manga, mystical, Origins, Roleplay, School, Students, Supernatural, Teacher, Threads, two, yokai, Youkai Gakkou no Sensei Hajimemashita

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1774
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Items Found:	1495
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5047	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, our threads are so dead that we had to create TWO of them just to keep up with all the craziness happening in this server! Like, who even does that? Only the most epic and chaotic server ever, that’s who! So come on, join us and experience the madness for yourself! It’s like a rollercoaster ride of memes, trolls, and pure insanity! Don’t miss out, bro!

OverseasDreams Minecraft Server

Minecraft, OverseasDreams, Server

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	6906
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	93	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of real-life drama and looking for an escape? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, friendship, and blocky fun!

Imagine a world where you can build your dream house without worrying about rent or moving overseas with your family. On our server, the only thing you need to worry about is where to find the best diamonds!

Don’t let anyone pressure you into leaving your virtual home behind. Stand your ground and show them who’s boss in the world of Minecraft. Plus, we have plenty of space for you and your dog to roam free and explore to your heart’s content.

So why wait? Join our server today and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who needs Australia when you have a whole new world to conquer in Minecraft? Let’s build some memories together!

CafeteriaCrew404

AITAH, alone, anemic, ARFID, begging, boarding high school, Breakfast, CafeteriaCrew404, caffeteria, Dinner, dorm, eating disorder, embarrassed, ENERGY, Friends, lunch, Meals, MONEY, roommate, Store, Yoghurt

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2050
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Divine Spears Created:	17	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkward cafeteria moments and join a world where food is never an issue!

Join us if you’re tired of being begged to eat with your friends, because on our server, you can feast on virtual treats without any pressure. No more awkward yogurt moments, just endless possibilities to explore and build in a world where food preferences don’t matter.

Our server is the perfect place for players with unique dietary needs, like ARFID and anemia, to thrive without any judgment. Say goodbye to feeling bad about your food choices and hello to a community that understands and supports you.

So come join us and leave the cafeteria drama behind. Build, mine, and craft your way to a world where you can be yourself without any worries. Trust us, it’s a Minecraft experience like no other!

BoomerCraft SMP: Life-Lessons

BoomerCraft, lifelessons, smp

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	7687
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up my fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our epic SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest block in all of Minecraft – the legendary Diamond Obsidian Emerald Ore! Rumor has it that if you mine this block, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this – every full moon, the server transforms into a magical land filled with flying pigs and dancing creepers. It’s a sight to behold, let me tell you.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our wacky and wild SMP for the time of your life! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Let’s get crafting, baby!

DeathCraft: Fearless & Funny

acceptance, Afterlife, confronting fears, coping mechanisms, death acceptance, death anxiety, DeathCraft, embracing mortality, existentialism, facing mortality, fear of death, fear of the unknown, FEARLESS, fearlessness, funny, life and death, living fully, living with purpose, mindset, mortality, mortality awareness, philosophy, spirituality

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	5231
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where death is the end of the line? Well fear not, because on our server, death is just the beginning of a wild adventure!

Join us and experience the thrill of respawning in a magical land filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking chickens. Who needs to be afraid of death when you can come back to life as a superhero with the power to shoot lasers from your eyes?

But wait, there’s more! On our server, death is actually a party where you get to hang out with famous historical figures like Abraham Lincoln and Cleopatra. They’ll teach you how to build epic monuments and conquer the world in style.

So why are you NOT afraid of death? Because on our server, death is just another excuse to have a blast and respawn in a world where anything is possible. Join us now and let the madness begin!

ArcticHeatwave Minecraft Server

Above Average, Arctic, ArcticHeatwave, climate change, climate crisis, climate emergency, Environment, environmental impact, extreme weather, global warming, ice loss, ice melt, melting, Midwinter, Minecraft, north pole, polar ice caps, polar region, record high temperatures, rising temperatures, Server, Temperatures, weather patterns

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	3079
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Magic Items Found:	8969
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Immortal Anvils Forged:	9
Potions Brewed:	38	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

come join our MINECRAFT server, where the north pole is melting faster than a snowman in a sauna! temperatures are so high, you can cook a turkey on an iceberg! but don’t worry, our server is COOLER than a polar bear’s toenails. we’ve got penguins riding polar bears, elves building snow forts, and santa claus mining for diamonds! join us for a frosty adventure that will melt your mind!

MineCraftySiesta37.5

37.5 hours, Economy, employment, european union, Government, job market, Labor, labor rights, legal working week, legislation, MineCraftySiesta37.5, MINISTERS, negotiations, Overtime, policy change, productivity, reduction, social reform, spain, Spanish, work-life balance

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	3962
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Mines Excavated:	1845
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	39
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4

so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to play with spanish ministers who are like, cutting the legal working week to 37.5 hours just so they can play more minecraft with u. like, how crazy is that? they’re all like, “we gotta prioritize our gaming time, bro.” and they’re building these insane structures in the game, like a replica of the spanish parliament made entirely out of diamond blocks. u gotta join this server, man. it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to game with the ministers of spain. plus, they’re all really good at pvp, so watch out for them in the arena. u won’t regret joining this server, it’s gonna be a blast.

Gecko Feet Shoe Soles – Slip No More!

anti-slip, Antislip, biomimetic adhesion, capillary, design, Enhanced, feet, footwear, Gecko, Grip, high performance, icy surfaces, innovation, Inspire, nature-inspired, research, Science, SHOE, shoe soles, Slip, Soles, Technology, Traction

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	6487
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Secret Passages Found:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

HEY YOU! YA YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YA MIND? WELL, THIS SERVER IS LIKE HAVING GECKO FEET BUT FOR YOUR MINECRAFT CHARACTER! IMAGINE NEVER SLIPPING ON ICE AGAIN BECAUSE YOUR SHOE-SOLES ARE INSPIRED BY GECKO FEET!

WE GOT CAPILLARY-ENHANCED BIOMIMETIC ADHESION THAT WILL MAKE YOU STICK TO ICY SURFACES LIKE A LIZARD ON A HOT ROCK! NO MORE FALLING INTO LAVA OR SLIDING OFF CLIFFS, YOU’LL BE STICKY AND SLIP-PROOF ALL DAY LONG!

JOIN NOW FOR THE WILDEST MINECRAFT EXPERIENCE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU’LL BE CLIMBING WALLS AND HANGING UPSIDE DOWN LIKE A REAL GECKO! DON’T MISS OUT ON THIS EPIC ADVENTURE, JOIN THE MADNESS TODAY!

The-gulag

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3828
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9409	Falling into the Void:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2847
Alien Abductions:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4

Welcome to our Vanilla Plus Minecraft server! Experience the classic Minecraft feel with enhanced features through carefully chosen mods. Enjoy quality of life improvements, new blocks, mobs, and mechanics while still maintaining the authentic Minecraft experience. Whether you love exploring, building, or surviving, there’s something for everyone here. Join our friendly community, collaborate with others, and create unforgettable memories in a world where vanilla gameplay meets the best of mods. Come for the fun, stay for the adventure!

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Beast Survival

auction house, Beast Survival, Casino, Claims, Dual Horses, Earth, Economy, Exclusive Starter Access, interactive chat, Playtime Rewards, Random Crates, Secure Trading System, Special Tags, Survival, Wearables

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	8139
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Astral Projections Made:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

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Silly Sands Minecraft 1.20.2

#Arabic language, 1.20.2, arab culture, arabic humor, arabic insults, by allah I swear you will taste my shoe, comedic insults, cultural expressions, Cultural traditions, funny insults, funny sayings, humor, humorous insults, middle eastern humor, Minecraft, Pics, sands, shoe insult, shoe tasting, shoe tasting threat, silly, silly arab insults, silly phrases

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	5988
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	251
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with more craziness than a llama on a pogo stick!

We’ve got more silly insults than a parrot with a bad attitude, including ones that will make you question your existence.

By joining, you’ll swear by the block gods that you’ll taste victory or taste our enchanted diamond boots!

So grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!

CraftyCousin’s Lies Minecraft Server

bachelorette party, Communication, cousin, CraftyCousins, cultural norms, Decision making, emotional response, exclusion, family drama, Family Support, indian wedding culture, insensitivity, Lies, Manipulation, manipulative behavior, Minecraft, moral dilemma, personal boundaries, relationships, RSVP, Server, social expectations, Wedding

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	985
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	20	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	415	Enchantments Applied:	162
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than my cousin’s wedding planning? Look no further, because our server is the place to be!

Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the rollercoaster of emotions my cousin put me through. Build your dream world and escape the chaos of real life, just like I’m escaping my cousin’s wedding.

With no manipulative messages or last-minute surprises, our server is the perfect place to unwind and have a good time. Plus, we won’t schedule any events the day before your critical board exams – we promise!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that won’t make you question your relationships, join us today! And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole.

ExGoldDiggerNoMore

50/50 split, child support, college funding, Divorce, ex wife, ExGoldDiggerNoMore, extended family, family dynamics, financial responsibility, financial ties, groceries, holidays, house bills, marriage dissolution, parenting, Promises, relationship issues, salary, shared bank account, stress, unequal contribution

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	2244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Villages Defended:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	25
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	14	Dragon Eggs Found:	6373
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as twisted as your ex’s secret double life? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing more complicated than our redstone contraptions is the drama between players.

Just like how this player’s ex-wife still has access to his bank account, on our server, you’ll never know who’s secretly teaming up with your enemies to steal your diamonds. And just like how this player is expected to split bills with his new partner while his ex gets a free ride, on our server, you’ll have to work together with your fellow players to survive the treacherous mobs and challenges.

So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more scandalous than a soap opera, join our server now! Just remember, trust no one – especially that player who keeps stealing all the carrots from your farm.

BurpBlocker in Minecraft SMP

bloating, BurpBlocker, burping, diet, digestive enzymes, digestive issues, digestive system, discomfort, eating habits, excessive burping, food burps, food triggers, gas, gastrointestinal health, healthy lifestyle, home remedies, indigestion, Minecraft, natural remedies, Prevention, remedies, smp, stomach discomfort

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	6267
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	2690
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	96
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! Like, the admins are all unicorns and the mods are actually aliens from outer space. And get this, if you join, you get a free pet dragon that shoots rainbows out of its butt! I know, right?! And the best part is, if you eat too much food in the game, you start burping out actual food in real life! It’s like a superpower or something. So come join us and let’s burp our way to victory together! #foodburpssquad #minecraftmadness #unicornsandaliens #dragonrainbowsbutt

Blockhead Banter

absurd remarks, asinine comments, banter, Blockhead, brainless quotes, dumb comments, foolish words, idiotic remarks, imbecilic statements, inane remarks, irrational words, laughable quotes, ludicrous statements, moronic statements, nonsensical phrases, nonsensical talk, ridiculous conversations, ridiculous statements, senseless conversations, silly things people say, stupidity, unintelligent comments

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	4982
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Are you tired of hearing stupid things in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only stupid things you’ll hear are the hilarious jokes our players come up with! We have a special chat filter that turns every dumb comment into a side-splitting punchline. Join us and prepare to laugh your blocky butt off!