| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4277 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 9 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Dimension Hops: | 7 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 |
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| Players: | 107/900 | Votes: | 3645 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 8 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 10 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 17 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 7559 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 62 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 9 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 3 |
| Players: | 105/400 | Votes: | 9477 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1165 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 | Farms Harvested: | 537 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 19 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 117 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 |
| Players: | 97/300 | Votes: | 6545 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 23 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 3 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 27 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Server Name | Java Survival SMP Server |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Survival |
| Server Address | mc.javasurvival.com |
| Discord | Join us on Discord |
Java Survival is a multiplayer server dedicated to providing a legitimate Minecraft experience. Moderators and admins play the game just like everyone else, without using commands for personal gain. The server has custom plugins for basic commands and land protections, giving it a unique feel.
A: Yes, as long as they do not give you an unfair advantage over other players.
A: We have a small list of banned items that are known to cause issues or griefing.
A: You can report a player to a moderator or admin in-game or through Discord.
A: Yes, we welcome players of all ages as long as they follow the server rules.
A: No, griefing is strictly prohibited and can result in a ban from the server.
A: Yes, we host events and competitions regularly to keep the community engaged and entertained.
| Players: | 95/200 | Votes: | 3049 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 37 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 2 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 3 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 94 |
| Mines Excavated: | 1749 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 29 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
Imagine a world where pigs fly, creepers sing show tunes, and diamonds rain from the sky.
You’ll be mining, crafting, and trolling your way through a pixelated paradise that will make you question reality.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a ride on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just don’t forget to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 3696 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 30 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 6 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 3 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/600 | Votes: | 1963 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 10 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Join us and leave behind the chaos of family feuds and confidentiality breaches. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without any drama following you around.
And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even find a nurse who knows your sister and can text her to make sure she’s okay in the game! Just imagine the possibilities of virtual connections and misunderstandings that lead to outrageous complaints.
So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind! Trust us, it’s way more fun to deal with creepers and zombies than family members filing complaints against each other.
| Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 9042 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Orbs of Power Found: | 4 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 10 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 15 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 10 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 9 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
Also, did you know that women like blowjobs because it’s like, a secret code to unlock the hidden powers of the Ender Dragon? Yeah, true story bro. So if you wanna impress the ladies with your mad Minecraft skills, you better join our server ASAP!
| Players: | 95/400 | Votes: | 9533 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Epic Battles Fought: | 7 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 5 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 37 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 25 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
Have you ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! Our community is filled with players who are just as crazy and creative as you are, so get ready to experience the most epic adventures of your Minecraft life.
And if you’re feeling a little mischievous, we have plenty of opportunities for you to cause some chaos. Want to prank your friends by filling their houses with chickens? Go for it! Want to build a giant statue of a potato just because? Why not! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the madness begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least it’ll be a hilarious disaster!
| Players: | 96/300 | Votes: | 4582 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Royal Courts Attended: | 4 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 16 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 2 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 |
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 4 |
| Players: | 109/700 | Votes: | 3308 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 4 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 23 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| IP | play.bloomsmp.net |
|---|---|
| Joinable Versions | 1.9 – 1.21.4 |
Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.
Website: https://bloomsmp.net
Discord: https://bloomsmp.net/discord
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| Is the server modded? | No, Bloom SMP is not modded but contains gameplay enhancing plugins. |
| What versions can I join with? | You can join with versions 1.9 to 1.21.4 |
| Is griefing allowed on the server? | No, there is anti-griefing measures in place to protect the community. |
| Are there regular events on the server? | Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in. |
| Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 1649 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 8 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 2 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 23 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 2 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 5612 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 23 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 908841 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 2 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 66 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 14 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you’ll never know what to expect next. From friendships falling apart to secret relationships being exposed, we’ve got it all.
Join us and experience the thrill of trying to balance supporting your friend in an abusive relationship while also dealing with your own emotional needs. Will you be the hero who saves the day or the one who gets caught up in the chaos?
So come on down to our server and be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft experience you’ll ever encounter. Who needs reality TV when you have our server to keep you entertained? Join now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 5774 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 15 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 1 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 | Divine Spears Created: | 25 |
On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without breaking the bank or dealing with any angry spouses. No need to worry about debt, health issues, or expensive plane tickets – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
And hey, if you ever feel like surprising your spouse with a virtual trip, you can always build them a pixelated Eiffel Tower or a blocky Greek island. Who needs real travel when you have the endless possibilities of Minecraft at your fingertips?
So come join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual travel buddy to explore the pixelated world with. Just don’t forget to pack your diamond pickaxe and enchanted armor – you never know what adventures await in our crazy Minecraft server!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 635 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Wilderness Tamed: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 6886 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 3 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
But that’s not even the best part. One time, we all got together and decided to have a dance party in the Nether. Yeah, you heard me right, the Nether. We were busting out our best dance moves while dodging fireballs from ghasts. It was wild, man.
And don’t even get me started on the time we all went on a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken. Yeah, you read that right, a diamond chicken. We searched far and wide, battling mobs and solving puzzles, until we finally found it. And let me tell you, that chicken laid the most epic diamond eggs you’ve ever seen.
So, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous Minecraft SMP ever, hit me up. Trust me, you won’t regret it. It’s a total game-changer, bro.
