| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1201 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 13 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 20 | Rune Stones Activated: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 2 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 8 |
135.181.177.214:12452
| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1713 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 10 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 15 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 42 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 4 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
we got so much epic stuff to do on our server, you won’t even remember what a TV looks like. build a castle, fight dragons, make friends with talking pigs – the possibilities are endless!
so ditch that screen time and come join us for some vitamin D-filled fun! trust me, your bones will thank you later.
| Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 9547 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 57 |
| Crops Grown: | 7702 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 319 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Imagine building your own castle while fighting off dragons and zombies, it’s like a mix of Game of Thrones and The Walking Dead, but with way more explosions.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts, it’s like being a pirate but without the scurvy.
Plus, the community is lit AF, you’ll make friends faster than you can say “creeper”.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate block warrior, like Vegeta but with a pickaxe.
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 434 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 7 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Love Letters Sent: | 20 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll be part of a wild ride where alliances are made and broken faster than you can say “diamonds”. We’ve got secret bases, epic pranks, and even a legendary treasure hidden somewhere on the map (good luck finding it though, it’s guarded by a pack of rabid wolves).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mobs you’ll ever see, like a pink sheep riding a pig while wearing a top hat. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a dimension filled with nothing but cake (yes, you read that right).
So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).
| Players: | 104/500 | Votes: | 4095 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 11 |
| Votes: | 4797 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 7 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 8 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1010 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 6 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Players: | 94/800 | Votes: | 9476 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 2 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 72 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 12 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 |
if you wanna join, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. like, one time, we all dressed up as llamas and had a llama parade through the server. it was epic, dude. and another time, we all built giant statues of elon musk and zelensky facing off in a battle to the death. it was so intense, i swear.
so, if you’re looking for a server that’s never boring and always full of surprises, come join us! elon and zelensky are waiting for you to join their epic showdown. trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 90/100 | Votes: | 7953 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 12 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 145 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 2 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 |
152.89.199.102:25567
| Players: | 94/300 | Votes: | 9914 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 9 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 18 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 8 | Meteorites Collected: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 16 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 1 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 |
Join us for some snowball fights, build epic snow forts, and just chill in our icy paradise. Who needs the real world when you can escape to a snowy virtual utopia?
Plus, our server has the coolest igloos you’ve ever seen and polar bears roaming around like they own the place. It’s like Christmas every day, but without the annoying relatives and fruitcake.
So, if you’re tired of sweating in December and want to embrace the frosty goodness of winter, come join our Minecraft server. It’s snow joke how much fun you’ll have!
| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1910 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 5 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 20 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
So, like, my username is “DiamondDude69” and that totally means I’m the ultimate Minecraft pro, like I find diamonds in my sleep and I’m basically the king of the server. But don’t worry, there’s room for other players too, even if you’re a total noob like “WoodenSwordSteve” or “DirtBlockDaisy”.
Join our SMP and you’ll be part of the most epic battles against creepers, zombies, and even the dreaded Ender Dragon. We’ve got secret treasure hunts, epic build competitions, and even a pet llama named Larry who spits at anyone who tries to steal his emeralds.
Plus, we have the most epic parties at our virtual clubhouse, where we blast tunes from Note Blocks and have dance-offs until the sun comes up. And did I mention we have a secret underground base where we keep all our enchanted gear and rare loot? It’s like a virtual Fort Knox, but way cooler.
So, if you wanna join the most epic Minecraft SMP ever and become part of our crazy crew, hit me up with a DM and I’ll send you the IP faster than you can say “Creeper, aw man”. Let’s get this party started, gamers!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4625 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 5876 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 11 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 48 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 |
| Players: | 106/700 | Votes: | 6954 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 6 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Magic Items Found: | 1465 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 128 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 13 |
| Players: | 96/700 | Votes: | 6681 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 2 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 40 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 20 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 |
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 509 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Ores Mined: | 1376 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 456 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 5928 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, talking creepers, and a secret underground disco party where even the Ender Dragon knows how to bust a move.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious player who can build an entire castle in under 5 minutes using only his bare hands. Rumor has it he once defeated a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot and a smile.
So if you’re ready to experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server out there, join us now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 3006 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 86 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 19 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 40 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 47 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 11 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Players: | 97/800 | Votes: | 9686 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Potions Brewed: | 138 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 12 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 6 | Endless Night Skies: | 5 |
| Players: | 96/800 | Votes: | 1134 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 6 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2882 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 38 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 11 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 4 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
