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Lonely Becky’s Haven 1.21

Affection, Beckys, chance, Companionship, compassion, Connection, DATING, dicking, Haven, Human Connection, Intimacy, lonely, lonely becky, love, opportunity, relationships, romance, Single life, Singles, Support, time to time, Understanding

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	4212
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Yo, bros and bro-ettes, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, this server is like a magical unicorn on crack, it’s so freaking awesome!

First off, the admins are like wizards, but cooler. They can make rainbows shoot out of your butt while riding a flying pig, no joke! And the players? They’re all like supermodels, but with better sword skills.

And the best part? The mobs are so dumb, they need some dicking too from time to time. Like, seriously, they’ll walk into lava just for fun. It’s like watching a bunch of drunk toddlers trying to play tag.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the most epic, ridiculous, mind-blowing adventures of your Minecraft life! Trust me, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).

PreggoCraft: NoHelpMoveAITA

aita, baby items, baby shower, c-section, Contacts, dropping off, female friends, friendship, ghosted, heavily pregnant friend, Hosting, king size bed, Late, money issue, Move, NoHelpMoveAITA, not helping, PreggoCraft, Pregnant, removal van, removal vans, thank you, Traumatic

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7382
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Looking for a new Minecraft server to join? Look no further than our server, where we promise outrageous adventures and insane stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end!

Join us and experience the thrill of carrying heavy boxes down flights of stairs and up steep driveways, just like in the real world! Who needs a removal van when you have fellow players to help you move your king size bed?

But that’s not all – we also offer baby showers, where you can show up fashionably late and not properly thank your friends for hosting the event. And don’t worry about manners, because we encourage ghosting your friends for days on end!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama and chaos that only Minecraft can provide. Who needs real life friends when you have us? Join now for a wild ride you won’t soon forget!

RegretfulSteve – Minecraft SMP

Choices, consequences, Decisions, Grief, Guilt, Haunting, hindsight, irreversible, lament, learn from mistakes, Life, live with regrets, Minecraft, missed opportunities, MISTAKES, Permanent, Reflection, regret, RegretfulSteve, remorse, smp, sorrow, unforgettable

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1056
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Alien Abductions:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s lit AF! So, like, one time, I was mining for diamonds and I found this secret underground base filled with treasure and like, a bunch of llamas wearing sunglasses, it was wild. And then, I accidentally let a creeper explode and the whole thing went up in flames, but it was totally worth it for the epic loot I got before that.

Also, there’s this rumor that if you join this SMP, you’ll have a chance to ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers. I mean, who wouldn’t want to do that, am I right? Plus, the admin is this mysterious wizard who can summon rainbows and unicorns at will. It’s like living in a magical fairy tale, but with more explosions and lava pits.

So, yeah, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventures of your life, you gotta join this SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you accidentally fall into a pit of lava while trying to ride a pig, but hey, that’s just part of the fun, right? Join now before the llamas with sunglasses take over the server!

CuckCraft: LiftedLoserz

#Automotive, arrogance, attention seeking, Awareness, Behavior, Burnout, cuck, CuckCraft, drivers, driveway, inconsiderate, lifted pickup truck, LiftedLoserz, Masculinity, Obnoxious, Perception, public opinion, Show off, social norms, Stereotypes, Vehicle

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	1105
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Void Armor Forged:	17
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Dimension Hops:	13
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Are you tired of being called a cuck every time you rev your engine? Join our Minecraft server where you can show off your lifted pickup truck skills without being judged! Our virtual world is filled with custom-built tracks for you to burn out of every driveway you come across, without any haters in sight. Plus, rumor has it that the winner of our weekly truck show competition gets a diamond-encrusted exhaust pipe! So what are you waiting for? Join now and show the world that you’re not just a truck driver, you’re a truck legend!

MountTaranakiMCServer

conservation, cultural heritage, Environmental Law, Environmental Protection, indigenous rights, landmark, landmark protection, landmark status, legal person, legal rights, legal status, Maori Culture, Mount Taranaki, Mountain, MountTaranakiMCServer, natural landmark, new zealand, New Zealand law, recognition, sacred mountain

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4564
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	87
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4

OMG u guys, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server where New Zealand’s Mount Taranaki is now a LEGAL PERSON! like what even is dat? imagine building ur house on a LEGAL PERSON, like talk about epic bragging rights! also, rumor has it dat if u mine deep enough, u can find Mount Taranaki’s birth certificate and get a lifetime supply of diamonds! join now before Mount Taranaki sues u for trespassing, lolz!

SyrianSquad: Auf Wiedersehen!

asylum process, asylum status, auf, deportation, diplomatic relations, european union, German politicians, go home, government response, Humanitarian Aid, Immigration Policy, Integration Challenges, international relations, Middle East conflict, Migration, political decision, Refugee Crisis, refugee support, resettlement program, Syrian asylum seekers, SyrianSquad, voluntary return, Wiedersehen

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Animals Bred:	102
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2

so like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you gotta join cuz we got german politicians telling syrian asylum seekers to like, peace out and go home, but like, on this server, we welcome everyone with open arms, even if you’re from outer space or something, we don’t discriminate. plus, we got a secret underground bunker where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, it’s like a treasure hunt every day, you never know what you’ll find. and like, our admin is a talking llama who can grant wishes, so if you want a pet dragon or a flying unicorn, just ask and it shall be yours. so come join us, it’s gonna be a wild ride, my dudes.

VaxCraft: Save Lives, Build Blocks

aid, blocks, BUILD, cost, developing countries, disease prevention, Effective, funding, Gates Foundation, Gavi, global health, Healthcare, immunization, Impact, lives, lives saved, low-income countries, Program, public health, Save, UNICEF, vaccination, VaxCraft, Who, World Bank

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	6618
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Yo, so like, dis Minecraft server is da bomb diggity, ya know? We got more fun than a barrel of monkeys on a rollercoaster!

Join us and you’ll be helping to save lives just like Gavi, but instead of vaccines, we’re giving out diamond swords and enchanted armor! We’ve already saved like, a bazillion lives in the virtual world, all thanks to our generous donors like the Villager Foundation, Ender Dragon Rescue Squad, and Creeper Coalition.

Plus, we’ve got the best parties this side of the Nether. Every weekend, we host a massive block-building contest where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on that sweet, sweet loot.

So come on down to our server and join the fun! Who needs vaccines when you’ve got a pickaxe and a dream? Let’s build a better world, one block at a time.

Wouldtode server minecraft

Adventure, Community, Creative, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, Server, Survival, Wouldtode, Wouldtude

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	8082
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

https: //t.me/wouldtude

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Epic Anime Watchers 1.20.4

1.20.4, 13 eps, 26 eps, Anime, binge watching, bored, burnt out, Character development, Epic, episodes, episodic, Long anime, never ending, People who watch extremely long anime, Seasons, Storyline, storytelling, TV anime, tv shows, Watchers, Writer

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6452
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Runes Activated:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1

Yo, bro, do you ever get bored of watching the same old anime with like a million episodes? Like, how do you even sit through all that without your brain melting? Join our Minecraft server instead, where the only storyline is you trying to survive and build cool stuff. Who needs a never-ending anime when you can have episodic adventures in blocky world? Plus, our server is like the best TV anime – short, sweet, and full of surprises. Don’t be a boring storyline, come join the fun!

MicroWaveMaster Minecraft SMP

Appliances, Cooking, cooking experience, Cooking methods, cooking techniques, Food, food preparation, Heating, kitchen, Kitchen Appliances, Kitchen Gadgets, Kitchen Tools, microwave, microwave cooking, microwave experiments, microwave power, microwave settings, microwave tips, MicroWaveMaster, Minecraft, power levels, smp

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7591
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	59	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	330	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	12

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a microwave on low power – unexpected and totally mind-blowing! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds, when suddenly a herd of llamas come running through your base, wearing top hats and monocles. And then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken with a mustache challenges you to a dance-off. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s the best time you’ll ever have in Minecraft!

So come join us on this crazy server where anything can happen – from flying pigs to talking sheep to secret underground disco parties. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the legendary treasure of the potato king. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

UnchartedCraft

Country, Forgotten, Hidden Gem, ignored, lesser known, Marginalized, neglected, Obscure, Off the beaten path, off the radar, Overlooked, rarely discussed, unappreciated, UnchartedCraft, uncommon, Underrated, underrepresented, undiscovered, Unexplored, unheard-of, UNNOTICED

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	3919
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	21
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Have you ever heard of the mystical land of Zombielandia? No? That’s because it’s a secret country hidden within the depths of our Minecraft server! Join us on this wild adventure where zombies rule the land and creepers are the politicians. Build your own zombie-proof fortress and survive the never-ending hordes of undead. But be warned, the only currency accepted in Zombielandia is rotten flesh! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Who needs diamonds when you have zombie brains, am I right?

CraftyCommies Minecraft Server

Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Fighting, front lines, Geopolitics, global politics, international conflict, international relations, Korean Peninsula, Military, military presence, military strategy, Minecraft, North Korea, North Korean troops, peace negotiations, SECURITY, Server, troop movements, Ukraine, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4903
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	148	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Villages Defended:	16

Join our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of battling against North Korean troops who have mysteriously disappeared from the front lines in Ukraine and are now roaming our pixelated world!

Embark on crazy missions to uncover the truth behind their disappearance while building your own empire and fighting off hordes of zombie chickens.

With hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and enchanted weapons, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, rumor has it that Kim Jong-un himself may make a guest appearance to challenge players to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and become the ultimate warrior in this wacky Minecraft universe!

RefineryRaiders

airstrikes, Conflict, defense systems, drone technology, drones attack, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, Military, military capabilities, Military operations, OIL INDUSTRY, oil production, oil refineries, RefineryRaiders, russia, strategic targets, Surveillance, Ukrainian drones, WARFARE

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	1401
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Gods Slained:	2	New Chunks Explored:	780926
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Animals Bred:	16
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

so, liek, u know how ukraine be all up in russia’s grill with dem drones? well, imagine if u could be a part of dat action in minecraft! join our server and u can be a ukrainian drone pilot, blowin’ up oil refineries left and right! it’s like call of duty but with blocks and creepers! come join the chaos and destruction, it’s gonna be lit fam! oh, and did we mention there’s a secret underground base where u can chill with putin and play chess? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s start world war minecraft!

Enchanted Isles 1.21

34, Appearance, attractive, Comments.., Enchanted, Feedback, Girlfriend, hot, Isles, judgment, online presence, opinion, Provocative, provocative behavior, provocative outfit, public perception, relationship, seductive, Sexy, Slutty GF, social media, Thoughts

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	1131
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	23

Bruh, let me tell you about this cray cray Minecraft server I found. It’s like a magical land of unicorns and rainbows, but with creepers and zombies instead.

You gotta join because the pigs wear top hats and the chickens dance the Macarena. It’s like a party in the Nether, but without the fire and brimstone.

And get this, the diamonds are actually made of chocolate and the lava is made of hot fudge. It’s a sweet tooth’s dream come true.

Plus, the villagers all speak in Shakespearean English and have epic rap battles every Tuesday. It’s like watching Hamilton, but with more blocky heads.

So come on, join this Minecraft server and let your inner weirdo run wild. You won’t regret it, unless you hate fun and happiness.

BabyCraftin’ Bash

baby shower, BabyCraftin, Bash, clothing theme, Color Theme, Communication Issues, event coordination, event etiquette, event planning, family dynamics, family event, family relationships, feeling excluded, lack of preparation, last minute, late invite, sibling’s wife, sister-in-law, social gathering, Time management, Upset

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	3462
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	52	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28	Cursed Lands Purified:	9

Are you tired of boring baby showers with the same old color themes? Join our Minecraft server where every event is a wild adventure!

Picture this: your brother’s wife’s baby shower is tomorrow and she springs a color theme on you last minute. But on our server, the color theme changes every hour! You’ll never know what to expect, but you’ll always have a blast.

Don’t stress about not having the right color outfit, because on our server, anything goes! Show up in a rainbow unicorn onesie or a suit made entirely of diamonds – the crazier, the better!

And if you’re feeling upset about the late invite, just remember that on our server, time is a mere suggestion. You could show up a week late and still be the life of the party.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server for the most outrageous baby shower experience of your life!

Players:	99/200	Votes:	6938
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	25	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3