GlowUpAndSmellGoodButStayQuiet | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyBorderWars

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2652
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Animals Bred:	109
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Votes:	6618
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18

New Minecraft Servers

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing going up is the level of fun! Forget about trade wars and economic uncertainty, join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and pixelated chaos.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – our virtual economy is booming! With goods from Mexico and Canada getting more expensive in the USA, our USA-made competitors are taking full advantage by raising their prices by only 15 or 20%. It’s like a virtual Black Friday sale every day!

But that’s not all – our server is filled with insane stories and crazy characters. From a creeper who moonlights as a stand-up comedian to a group of chickens who have formed their own secret society, you never know what kind of wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and join the fun. Who needs real-world economics when you can escape to a world where the only thing that matters is building, exploring, and having a blast with your fellow gamers? See you in the virtual world!

PanamaCraft Server

cnn, controversy, Diplomacy, Dispute, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Military Action, panama, panama canal, PanamaCraft, Politics, Powerful, reiterates, retake, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Statement, threat, trump, united states, world news

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	211
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Void Armor Forged:	26
Players Killed by Monsters:	1159	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Dragon Eggs Found:	7198	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

so, like, u know how trump is always saying crazy stuff, right? well, he just went and said he’s gonna take back the panama canal or else something super powerful will go down. like, imagine if he actually did it and then the whole world went crazy? that’s the kind of chaos u can expect on our minecraft server. join now for a wild ride of epic proportions! we promise u won’t regret it…or maybe u will, who knows? just come and see for urself!

BoomCraft: Russia’s Oopsie War

Armed Forces, BOOMCRAFT, CASUALTIES, casualty, Conflict, Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, eastern europe, highest ranking, international relations, landmine explosion, Military, military tactics, Oopsie, peace talks, Political, russia, Russias, Tragedy, ukraine war, Unrest, violence, War, war zone

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1588
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Buildings Constructed:	39	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	47	Mythical Quests Completed:	16
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN RUSSIA IS TALKING ABOUT IT? YUP, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE’RE SO POPPIN’ THAT EVEN WAR NEWS IS COVERING US!

SO, HERE’S THE TEA: WE’VE GOT LANDMINES IN OUR SERVER THAT’LL BLOW YOUR MIND! LITERALLY! JUST LIKE THAT HIGH-RANKING RUSSIAN DUDE WHO GOT CAUGHT IN ONE OF OUR EPIC EXPLOSIONS. RIP, AMIRITE?

BUT DON’T WORRY, WE’VE GOT RESPAWN POINTS FOR DAYS, SO YOU CAN KEEP COMIN’ BACK FOR MORE CRAZY ADVENTURES. JOIN US NOW AND SEE WHY EVEN WORLD LEADERS CAN’T RESIST THE URGE TO PLAY ON OUR SERVER. LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED, BABY!

Rare Disease Rave

bullous pemphigoid, Covid-19, COVID-19 mortality, Disease, england, England study, health, increased risk, mortality, pandemic, Planning, post-vaccination, public health, public health planning, rare, rare disease research, rare diseases, rare diseases research, rave, research, Risk, study, vaccination

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Players:	101/300	Votes:	9472
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	355	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44
Mythical Swords Crafted:	60	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

So, like, this server is like, totally epic, bro. We got like, rare diseases and stuff, but don’t worry, it’s all in the game, ya know? Join us and you might catch the rare bullous pemphigoid disease and get super powers or something. And like, even after you get vaccinated in the game, the risk is still there, so it’s like a never-ending adventure, man. We need better research on these rare diseases, so come join us and help us figure it all out. It’s gonna be wild, dude. See you on the server, where the craziness never stops!

Full Vanilla

31543, Budget, Cheating, COM, dc, Discord, Emerald, Enjoy, full, low, magmanode, Minecraft, PC, Plan, respectful, rules, RUN, Server, Slow, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	1964
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17	Love Letters Sent:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8

Full Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server	emerald.magmanode.com:31543
Discord	Join our Discord server
Rules	No cheating Be respectful

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Question	Answer
Why are the servers sometimes slow?	The servers may be slow due to budget constraints. Consider supporting us by donating or upgrading our server plan.
Are mods allowed on the server?	No, this is a full vanilla server and mods are not allowed.
Can I join the Discord server?	Yes, you are welcome to join our Discord server for updates and community interactions.

New World Odyssey 1.21

#venting, anger, Anime, anime review, avoid this anime, Bad anime, criticism, Disappointment, faggotry, Frustration, hate, hated it, odyssey, RAGE, rant, regret, regret watching, Shinsekai Yori, wasted potential, wasted time, world

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	3087
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Enchantments Applied:	91	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Void Gems Collected:	27	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	12	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Mines Excavated:	3896	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6

Join our Minecraft server and experience a wild ride of chaos and madness!

We have more mobs than you can shake a stick at, including flying pigs and dancing creepers!

Build your dream castle and then watch it get destroyed by a giant rainbow-colored dragon that shoots out fireworks!

Don’t forget to collect our special rare items like a diamond pickaxe that sings show tunes or a potion that turns you into a talking potato!

And if you’re lucky, you might just stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the zombies are breakdancing!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and prepare to have your mind blown in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible!

Cool vs. Hot Minecraft Server

cancer treatment, comfort levels, Cool, energy efficiency, heat intolerance, heat sensitivity, home comfort, home environment, hormonal fluctuations, hot, hot flashes, household disagreements, marital disputes, medication side effects, Minecraft, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Server, summer cooling, temperature control, temperature preferences, thermostat wars, weight loss journey, winter heating

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7663
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Are you tired of battling over the thermostat with your significant other? Join our Minecraft server where you can control the temperature of your virtual house to your heart’s content! No more arguments over whether it’s too hot or too cold, because in our world, you’re the boss of the thermostat.

Imagine a world where you can set the temperature to a perfect 65-70F without anyone questioning your choices. Want to crank it up to 72-74F on a rare occasion? Go for it! No more locking out ranges or constant battles over the ideal temperature. It’s a virtual paradise for those who like to keep things cool.

And if your partner insists on a toasty 77-79F, don’t worry – you can escape to our server and enjoy the perfect temperature without any hormonal/physiological accusations. No more questioning if you’re menopausal or pre-menopausal, because in our Minecraft world, everyone is free to set the temperature they desire.

So come join us and say goodbye to thermostat wars in the real world. In our server, you can open all the windows you want without any judgment, and even turn the heat down to the lowest setting when your partner is away. It’s a virtual paradise for those who just want to be comfortable in their own home.

NoBoysAllowedMC

anniversary, Boyfriend, Church, Communication, date, Disrespecting, Effort, INCONVENIENCE, misunderstanding, NoBoysAllowedMC, parents, refusing, rejection, reschedule, self worth, showing up, stood up, Tears, ungrateful, Waiting

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8831
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of waiting hours in the dark for someone who can’t even keep track of their own car? Then join our Minecraft server where the only thing you’ll be waiting for is the next epic adventure!

Unlike that boyfriend who couldn’t even show up on time for your anniversary, our server is always ready to provide you with non-stop fun and excitement. No more tears, no more drama – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

So say goodbye to disrespectful partners and hello to a world where you are truly appreciated. Join our server today and let the good times roll!

Lash Wave Experiments

biological effects, electromagnetic fields, electromagnetic radiation, experiments, exposure, eye anatomy, eye health, eye protection, eye safety, Eyelashes, eyelids, frequencies, health effects, human eye, lash, millimeter wave, millimeter wave technology, radiation, radiation absorption, radiation exposure, SIMULATIONS, Temperature Changes, WAVE

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	9284
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Emeralds Found:	7223	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	177	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where we have the most lit millimeter wave exposure simulations for your eyeballs! watch as your eyelashes and eyelids get zapped with electromagnetic fields, giving you superpowers like laser vision and the ability to see through walls. who needs x-ray goggles when you have minecraft eyelid radiation absorption?! join now for a truly electrifying experience that will leave you seeing stars (literally). trust us, it’s eye-mazing!

The Perch

Community, Custom Features, Discord, great community, Ip:, listening to community, Map, MCMMO, refreshing features, Semi Vanilla, Survival, transparency

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2479
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1650
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Searching for a new server to call home? Don’t search further! Welcome to The Perch!

We are a semi-vanilla, community-driven server which excels at introducing refreshing and custom features without bloating core gameplay. We’re transparant in every way we can be; and listen to our community at all times.

And much more! Our server offers a ton of refreshing features you won’t find elsewhere.

• IP: mso.the-perch.net • Discord: https://discord.the-perch.net/ • Map: https://map.the-perch.net/

We hope to see you join our great community soon!

mso.the-perch.net

Crafted Worlds 1.20.1

1.20.1, coding, crafted, Creative, CSS, design, digital presence, evanescent ink, freelance, html, internet presence, JavaScript, long tail tags, online identity, online portfolio, personal website, Portfolio, responsive design, web design, web developer, web development, Website, website creation, worlds

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Secret Passages Found:	4
Enchantments Applied:	245	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Crops Grown:	2516	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta check out this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical land of pixelated wonder and chaos! Join us on this epic journey of building, exploring, and surviving in a world where anything is possible!

We’ve got crazy mods that will blow your mind and make you question reality. Like, seriously, who needs real life when you can have a pet dragon in Minecraft?

And don’t even get me started on the epic events we host, from massive PvP battles to treasure hunts that will have you digging for days. Plus, our community is lit AF, full of hilarious memes and inside jokes that will have you rolling on the floor laughing.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure! Just click that link and let the madness begin!

PierceCraft Minecraft Server

Aftercare, aita, body autonomy, child care, Communication, compromise, Decision making, ear piercings, Gender norms, INFECTIONS, Minecraft, Motherhood, overbearing, parenting, personal choice, PierceCraft, Piercing, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, Server, societal expectations, Stereotypes, tattoos

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	2976
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in letting your blocky avatar make its own choices! Just like this player’s daughter should have the choice to get her ears pierced when she’s ready, we believe in giving you the freedom to build, mine, and craft however you please.

Join us and experience the freedom to choose your own path in the world of Minecraft. Want to build a giant chicken statue? Go for it! Feel like creating an underground lair filled with lava and traps? The choice is yours! Just like this player’s husband should be responsible for the ear piercings, you can take charge of your own adventures on our server.

Don’t let anyone tell you how to play – join us and let your creativity run wild. And remember, on our server, you’re never obligated to clean up after anyone else’s messes (unless, of course, you want to). So come on in and let the fun begin!

WeddingBailCraft

AITAH, backing out, BETRAYAL, Boundaries, Breakup, friend’s wedding, friendship, gossip, hurt, Invasive, overreacted, PAINFUL, party gossip, personal business, privacy, rash decision, second guessing, Trust, vulnerable, WeddingBailCraft

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	4527
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Ether Blades Crafted:	12

Are you tired of drama in real life? Looking for a place where you can escape all the gossip and betrayal? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where your personal business stays personal and your ex-boyfriend can’t follow you around.

Imagine a world where you can build your dream home without worrying about nosy neighbors spreading rumors about your breakup. Explore vast landscapes and mine for diamonds without anyone asking about your apartment search. And best of all, no one will push for details about your personal life in front of the bride’s family!

So come join us on our server, where the only drama you’ll find is whether to build a castle or a giant roller coaster. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where you can be whoever you want to be. And remember, on our server, you’re never the asshole!

NoLuv4U Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Communication, Cruel, DATING, emotional pain, emotional trauma, emotions, harsh words, Heartache, HEARTBREAK, hurtful, insensitive, love, love quotes, Minecraft, NoLuv4U, rejection, rejection quotes, relationships, Sad quotes, smp, unrequited love, worst response

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	6180
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Towns Built:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Love Letters Sent:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6

OMG, like, have you heard about this totally rad Minecraft SMP server? It’s like, the best thing ever, bro. Like, you gotta join because we have, like, the most epic builds and the craziest redstone contraptions you’ve ever seen. And, like, the admins are so cool, they once tamed a pack of wild creepers and rode them into battle against a giant zombie horde. It was, like, so epic, bro.

But, like, the best part is the community, man. We’re all a bunch of crazy goofballs who love to pull pranks on each other and have epic PvP battles. One time, we all dressed up as chickens and had a chicken dance-off in the town square. It was, like, the funniest thing ever, bro.

So, like, if you wanna join the most insane Minecraft SMP server ever, you gotta come check us out. Just be prepared for a wild ride, bro. And remember, if someone says “I love you,” just respond with “I love Minecraft more.” It’s, like, the ultimate comeback, bro.

NostalgicCraft

80s games, 90s games, arcade games, beloved classics, childhood memories, classic video games, dos games, fond memories, gaming culture, gaming history, gaming nostalgia, long tail tags, Nostalgia, NostalgicCraft, old computer games, pixelated graphics, Reminiscing, retro gaming, retro gaming community, throwback gaming, vintage gaming

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	5430
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	69
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Love Letters Sent:	12	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Remember those days when you were a young whippersnapper, playing on your ancient computer with dial-up internet? Well, if you want to relive those glory days, then you need to join our Minecraft server! We’ve got pixelated graphics that will make you feel like you’re back in the ’90s, and our community is full of old-school gamers who love to reminisce about the good old days.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon, who has a secret stash of vintage computer games hidden in their lair. If you can defeat the dragon and loot their treasure, you’ll be able to play all your favorite classics like Oregon Trail and Minesweeper right in Minecraft!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the ultimate nostalgia trip of a lifetime. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden floppy disk of power, you’ll unlock a secret level where you can play Pong against Notch himself. Trust us, this server is a blast from the past that you won’t want to miss!

Players:	98/300	Votes:	4743
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Towns Built:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Alien Abductions:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11