GlowSMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

AussieExtraditeMC

alleged, Approval, AussieExtraditeMC, Australia, Chinese military pilots, cooperation, Defense, extradition, extradition agreement, extradition case, extradition hearing, extradition law, extradition process, extradition request, extradition treaty, former US Marine, International, Justice, Legal, Military, Training

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	4722
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Zombie Dances:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magic Items Found:	2340	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

so, liek, u kno how sum peeps r rlly gud at minecraft, well dis server is like dat but on steroids. we got crazy builds dat make u go WHOA and pvp battles dat make u go OUCH.

u wanna kno y u shud join dis server? well, lemme tell u a story. once upon a time, there was dis former US Marine who trained chinese military pilots in minecraft. yep, u heard me right. he built a whole army base in minecraft and taught dem how to fly planes and stuff. it was so epic, even australia was like, “we gotta get dis guy.”

so if u wanna be part of sum crazy shenanigans like dat, den dis server is da place to be. plus, we got free cake at spawn. who doesn’t love free cake, amirite? come join us and let’s make sum memories together. just don’t try to train any military pilots, ok? lolz.

DyslexicCraft: Brainy Blocks & Bots

blocks, Bots, brain regions, Brainy, dyslexia, dyslexia brain regions, dyslexia genetic variants, dyslexia genetics, dyslexia insights, dyslexia Max Planck Institute, dyslexia motor coordination, dyslexia neurological basis, dyslexia neurology, dyslexia research, dyslexia study, DyslexicCraft, genetic variants, Insights, Language, Max Planck Institute, motor coordination, neurological basis, study, vision

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	2228
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Magic Items Found:	8695	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	2156	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Votes:	7708

so, like, this server is totally the bomb diggity, man. like, you gotta join cuz we got all these crazy genetic variants linked to dyslexia that are gonna make your brain do backflips and stuff. like, your motor coordination will be off the charts, your vision will be like seeing in 4D, and your language skills will be so lit, you’ll be spitting rhymes like a rap god.

seriously, if you wanna level up your brain game and become a Minecraft master, you gotta join this server. it’s like a wild rollercoaster ride for your neurons, man. plus, we have the most epic builds and the coolest players around. so come on, join us and let’s get dyslexic together!

Craftingland Minecraft server

CraftingLand, creativity, Fight, GRIFFER, home, Minecraft, Protect, Server, Survival

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5074
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192	Votes:	9371
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2

Survive, fight back, protect your home from the griffer and the griffer himself, no creativity, only survival

89.169.4.188

DJ’s Adventure Realm 1.20.3

#youtube, 1.20.3, Adventure, catchy tune, dj, DJS, Foodplays, Link, Music, music discovery, music enthusiasts, music fans, music lovers, music recommendation, music video, never heard, new artist, Realm, song, Sorry., the avalanches, The Avalanches VEVO, The Wurzels, try this

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	7260
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Endless Night Skies:	5	Buildings Constructed:	43
Rune Stones Activated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

OMG, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the DJ Foodplays of gaming, but with a twist of The Wurzels!

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds while listening to some sick beats, and suddenly you hear “Combine Harvester” playing in the background.

It’s like a party in your blocky world, and you won’t find that anywhere else!

Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life, join now and get ready to have your mind blown!

Safe and Effective Minecraft SMP Clown Tesla

#Automotive, #sustainability, Clown, clowns, eco-friendly, Effective, electric car industry, electric cars, Electric Vehicle, electric vehicle adoption, electric vehicle market, electric vehicle technology, energy efficient, Environmental, ev, futuristic, innovation, Minecraft, Safe, smp, Technology, tesla, Transportation

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	5962
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1

Hey there, you pixelated peasants! Are you tired of driving around in your safe and efficient Teslas like a boring normie? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can ride around in diamond-encrusted minecarts pulled by pigs with jetpacks! That’s right, forget about electric vehicles, we’re all about the swaggy swine transportation here.

But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a chicken dance battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mighty Chicken Genie.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky world of wonder and whimsy, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creepers blowing up your creations, but hey, that’s just part of the fun)!

CreeperCutsForCancer

alcohol influence, cancer support, communication breakdown, coping mechanisms, coping with illness, CreeperCutsForCancer, cultural expectations, emotional distress, emotional outburst, family conflict, family dynamics, family pressure, hair care, holiday drama, husband’s illness, lymphoma, marriage issues, personal boundaries, relationship dynamics, Self-expression, social pressure

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	4344
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ether Blades Crafted:	12	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is always brewing and family feuds are a common occurrence! Join us for a wild ride filled with intense conversations, questionable decisions, and plenty of drinks to fuel the chaos.

Looking to escape your own family drama? Look no further! On our server, you can unleash your frustrations in a virtual world where insulting your in-laws and making questionable choices while intoxicated is not only accepted but encouraged.

Join now and let loose in a world where shaving your head is optional, but stirring up trouble is a must. Who needs therapy when you can unleash your inner drama llama in Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!

SecretSMP: DarkSideSecrets

BETRAYAL, Communication, concealment, confession, darkest secret, DarkSideSecrets, Deception, Guilt, Hidden Truth, Honesty, honesty in relationships, Infidelity, Intimacy, partner, personal boundaries, privacy, relationships, Secrets, SecretSMP, shame, Trust, Vulnerability

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	7209
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	280	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

LMAO, bruh you gotta join this epic Minecraft SMP if you wanna spill all your juicy secrets like this one! We got a secret underground bunker where you can confess all your scandalous deeds while mining for diamonds. And get this, if you don’t spill your darkest secret within the first week, you gotta wear a chicken suit for the rest of the season! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride, it’s gonna be more chaotic than a creeper explosion in a village full of villagers. Join now or forever hold your peace, loser!

BlockyBabyBabes

advice, baby, BlockyBabyBabes, Bonding, Communication, family, first time parent, joy, learning curve, love, Milestones, new parent, newborn, parenting, patience, Preparation, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, sleepless nights, Support, Tips

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	6605
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Ether Blades Crafted:	19
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Mines Excavated:	1866	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	18

Are you ready to embark on the wildest adventure of your life? Join our Minecraft server and experience the chaos of parenting for the first time!

Forget about raising virtual animals, now you’ll have to deal with virtual children who never listen and constantly ask for more diamonds. But don’t worry, we have plenty of resources to help you navigate the challenges of virtual parenthood.

From changing virtual diapers to teaching your virtual kids how to mine for resources, this server will test your patience and creativity like never before. So grab your virtual baby bottle and join us for a hilarious and heartwarming journey into the world of virtual parenting. Trust us, it’s a rollercoaster ride you won’t want to miss!

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, casualties in international conflict, casualties in Russia-Ukraine war, casualties in war, casualties report, casualties update, Conflict, international relations, KimJongCraft, Military, military conflict, Minecraft, North Korea, north korea news, North Korean casualties, North Korean casualties report, russia ukraine war, seoul, Seoul statement, Server, South Korea statement, war casualties, war casualties update

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	4015
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	41
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Animals Bred:	33	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	954
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we have more explosions than a north korean missile test! our battles are more intense than the russia-ukraine war, but with less casualties (hopefully).

we have crazy events like building a giant statue of kim jong-un or reenacting the battle of stalingrad with creepers.

our community is as tight-knit as a dictator’s grip on power, so you’ll never feel alone while mining for diamonds or fighting off zombie hordes.

so come join us and experience the chaos and madness that is our minecraft server! who needs real world politics when you can have virtual chaos instead?

TroopCraft: Russian Ship Wreck

BREAKS DOWN, emergency, malfunction, maritime incident, mechanical failure, Military, naval vessel, Navy, rescue, Russian, russian military, Russian navy, sea, sea rescue., Ship, ship breakdown, stranded, stranded ship, stranded troops, TroopCraft, Troops, wreck

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	4668
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Falling into the Void:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Yo, so like, imagine this, right? A russian ship full of troops is cruisin’ along in the sea, and then BAM, it breaks down! But get this, instead of panickin’ and stuff, they decide to start a Minecraft server to pass the time while they wait for help. And guess what? You can join too!

Join this server for the chance to play Minecraft with actual russian troops, how crazy is that? They’ll teach you how to survive in the wild, build epic bases, and maybe even show you some top secret military tactics (shh, don’t tell anyone).

Plus, rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure on the server that only the bravest players can find. Will you be the one to uncover it? Or will you end up lost at sea like the russian ship? Only one way to find out, join now!

Adventures of the Sea 1.20.2

1.20.2, action, Adventure, Adventures, Anime, anime merchandise, christmas gift, Christmas shopping, Collectibles, COSPLAY, devil fruit, Eiichiro Oda, favorite character, Grand Line, Manga, monkey d luffy, one piece, Pirate, sea, shonen jump, straw hat crew, Straw Hat Pirates, Treasure hunt

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5305
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Potions Brewed:	199	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8

Yo, bro, imagine giving your favorite Minecraft character the most lit Christmas present ever on this server! Like, they can get a virtual diamond-encrusted Santa hat or a reindeer rideable pet that farts rainbows!

Join this server if you wanna see your Minecraft character flexing with the coolest Christmas gear in the game. Trust me, your character will be the envy of all the other players, and you’ll be the ultimate gift-giver in the Minecraft world.

So, what are you waiting for? Join now and spread the Christmas cheer in the craziest way possible! Let’s make this holiday season in Minecraft unforgettable, fam!

House Breaker Minecraft SMP

boundary crossing, Breaker, breaks into house, calls employee’s newborn a deformed freak, disrespectful actions, disrespectful behavior., disrespectful guest, House, Inappropriate Behavior, inappropriate comments, leaves, Minecraft, rude intrusion, self-centered behavior, sings about himself, smp, Unannounced, unannounced entry, unannounced visit, unexpected arrival, unexpected visit, uninvited guest, uninvited intrusion, unwelcome entrance

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4628
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	12
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Crops Grown:	8206
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of breaking into other players’ houses unannounced, insulting their newborn babies (in a totally joking way, of course), serenading everyone with songs about yourself, and then disappearing into the night like a mysterious ninja.

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and outrageous adventures just waiting for you to jump in and join the fun. Who needs boring old rules and structure when you can have a blast with us? So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our crazy crew and let the mayhem begin!

SibSassCraft

broken down home, cat urine, Chores, cleanliness, dirty house, family conflict, family dynamics, Family issues, filth, home improvements, home renovations, house renovations, household cleanliness, pet care, resentment towards family, resentment towards siblings, resnetment, sibling relationships, sibling rivalry, SibSassCraft

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	1458
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Emeralds Found:	5468	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Are you tired of living in a house that smells like a petting zoo mixed with a frat house after a wild party? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where cleanliness is next to godliness! Our server is so clean, you can eat off the pixelated floors.

We offer fully renovated virtual bathrooms with sparkling tiles, carpets that have never seen a speck of dirt, and kitchens that are so pristine, Gordon Ramsay would be jealous. Say goodbye to the days of stepping in mysterious liquids and hello to a world where cleanliness reigns supreme.

Join now and experience the joy of a spotless virtual home, where even the virtual cats and dogs are spayed and neutered. And don’t worry about biohazards or sticky floors, our virtual siblings actually do their chores and won’t mock you until you cry. It’s a whole new world of cleanliness and order, all in the comfort of your Minecraft server.

LifeCraft SMP: KeepMining!

AMBITION, determination, DRIVE, FAITH, goals, Hope, inner strength, KeepMining, LifeCraft, mental toughness, motivation, never give up, Passion, perseverance, personal growth, positive mindset, positivity, purpose, resilience, self improvement, smp, strength, support system

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9921
Rating:	4.7 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	659862	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Animals Bred:	83	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that will literally change your life. Like, imagine a world where pigs can fly and creepers give you hugs instead of blowing up. That’s basically what this server is like.

First of all, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. And get this, the base is guarded by a squad of dancing llamas armed with enchanted swords. It’s like a party in there 24/7.

But wait, there’s more. We have a secret portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking chickens who will trade you enchanted golden apples for just a few seeds. It’s like a dream come true, bro.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a legendary treasure hunt every week where the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Yeah, you heard me right, a freaking dragon as a pet.

So, what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP server and experience the most insane adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

RuinedPotentialCraft

Blundered, Botched, bungled, dashed hopes, Disappointment, Failed, fumbled, letdown, messed up, missed opportunity, Potential, ruined, ruined chance, RuinedPotentialCraft, sabotaged, spoiled, squandered, underwhelming, unfulfilled promise, wasted potential, wrecked

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	1858
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	13	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Remember that time you tried to make a cake but accidentally used salt instead of sugar? Yeah, that’s pretty much what happened to this Minecraft server. It had SO much potential to be the best server ever, but then someone spilled a potion of clumsiness all over it and now it’s just a hot mess. But hey, who doesn’t love a good train wreck, am I right?

Join this server if you want to experience the ultimate chaos and confusion. We’ve got pigs flying, creepers dancing, and chickens wearing top hats. Oh, and did I mention the secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas? Yeah, it’s a thing.

So come on over and join the fun! Just watch out for the lava pits disguised as hot tubs and the zombie villagers trying to sell you questionable potions. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored!

Players:	106/200	Votes:	3649
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	New Chunks Explored:	636889
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	1