Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further! Join our server where Glowies (aka players who use glowstone excessively) are sent to the 10th circle of Hell to clean dirty incel anuses for eternity! But wait, there’s more! You only have 30 years left on Earth before humanity decides to pogrom you, so why not spend your time building and claiming your spot in the New World Order? Join us now for a wild and wacky time that you’ll never forget!

Daily Server Info: September 17, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Gryphons Tamed: 4 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
Crystal Wands Charged: 7 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
New Server IP – Click to COPY