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Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	2474
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	7369
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	8091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22
Secret Passages Found:	8	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49	Astral Projections Made:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	2924
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	520
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Crops Grown:	2235	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5843

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	272
Endless Night Skies:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	1095
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	37

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7005
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Secret Passages Found:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Divine Spears Created:	26
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Chimeras Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18
Endless Night Skies:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5619
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	25	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!

Ancient Tools Unearthed: CraftyCraft Server

000-year-old, 22, Ancient, anthropology, archaeology, Artifacts, CraftyCraft, Discovered, discovery, Excavation, History, humans, ice age, Maryland, native americans, North America, prehistoric, research, Rewrite, Server, SETTLEMENT, stone tools, Tools, unearthed

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	988
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	477	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Potions Brewed:	189

OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT 22,000-YEAR-OLD TOOLS DISCOVERED IN MARYLAND!!! LIKE, WTF, WE OUT HERE REWRITING HISTORY OF HUMANS IN NORTH AMERICA WHILE BUILDING BLOCKY HOUSES AND FIGHTING CREEPERS.

IMAGINE UNLOCKING ANCIENT SECRETS WHILE CRAFTING DIAMOND ARMOR AND TROLLING OTHER PLAYERS WITH PRANKS. THIS SERVER IS LIT AF, AND U DON’T WANNA MISS OUT ON THE FUN. JOIN NOW AND BECOME A PART OF THE MOST EPIC MINECRAFT ADVENTURE EVER!!! 🤪🔥🎮

Futile Kingdoms 1.21.2

1.21.2, bilingualism, communication barriers, cultural assimilation, Cultural differences, English language dominance, FUTILE, Kingdoms, language acquisition, language barriers, language barriers in communication, language classes, language education, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language preference, language proficiency, language skills, linguistic diversity, multilingualism, resistance to learning language

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	2206
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s because we don’t give a flying pig about learning other languages. English is the only language we speak, so if you wanna chat with us, you better brush up on your English skills, dude! Who needs to learn Spanish or French when you can just speak English everywhere you go, am I right? Join now and let’s spread the English love all over this blocky world!

Style No Cum Minecraft SMP

Aesthetics, Character, Cum, design, fashion, Game, Gaming, Identity, Individuality, Minecraft, Mystery, name.., no cum, Protagonist, question.., smp, Storyline, Style, Unique, unknown, Visual, what’s her name

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1091
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19
Zombie Dances:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Secret Passages Found:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Star Shards Collected:	176	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and instantly became the richest player in all the land. How, you may wonder? Because our server has a secret hidden treasure chest that only the chosen ones can find. Legend has it that whoever finds this chest will be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most majestic creatures you’ll ever see in Minecraft. From flying pigs to talking cows, you’ll never know what kind of crazy critters you’ll come across on our server.

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the depths of our custom-built dungeons, where you’ll face off against the most challenging mobs and bosses you’ve ever encountered. Only the strongest and most skilled players will emerge victorious!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and embark on the wildest and wackiest adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

SearchHistoryExposed – Minecraft SMP

browsing history, Cyber Security, data breach, data privacy, Data Protection, digital footprint, digital privacy, embarrassing searches, information leakage, internet browsing habits, internet privacy, Minecraft, online activity, online privacy, online reputation, online security, personal browsing, personal information, privacy concerns, search history, SearchHistoryExposed, sensitive information, smp

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	9416
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Holy Grails Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Potions Brewed:	35
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2

OMG you guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, like seriously, it’s the most epic server ever! We have like, a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and enchanted golden apples, like who even has that in Minecraft?! And the best part is, we have a pet creeper named Bob who gives out free hugs, like how cool is that?!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano and a secret treasure chest filled with rare loot like Netherite armor and enchanted weapons. And don’t even get me started on our epic PvP battles, it’s like Hunger Games but with more explosions and flying pigs!

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and never take anything too seriously. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re afraid of getting pranked by our resident troll, Steve the Sheep. But hey, it’s all part of the fun, am I right? 😂🐑🔥🎮

XmasBlockParty

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	6661
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gods Slained:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12

Are you tired of the same old boring Christmas traditions? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us if you want to escape the holiday madness and build your own winter wonderland without any annoying carolers or fruitcake in sight.

On our server, you can create your own virtual North Pole and become the ultimate Santa Claus, delivering gifts to all the Minecraft villagers. But watch out for the mischievous elves who like to prank unsuspecting players with exploding presents!

If you’re feeling a bit Grinchy this holiday season, come join us and unleash your inner Scrooge by griefing other players’ Christmas-themed builds. Who needs peace on earth and goodwill towards men when you can cause chaos and mayhem instead?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and say goodbye to boring old Christmas traditions. Let’s make this holiday season one to remember (or forget)!

GasPayToPlayCraft

diplomatic negotiations, economic impact, economic sanctions, Energy Cooperation, energy policy, energy security, energy trade, european union, foreign affairs, gas payments, GasPayToPlayCraft, global politics, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, natural gas exports, political diplomacy, russia, sanctions waiver, trade agreements, turkey, US

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1589
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	488
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Star Shards Collected:	55
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

so, like, this server is like the bomb diggity, you know? like, you gotta join cuz we got this crazy story where the US is all like “hey Turkey, you can totally pay Russia for gas with no problem, we got your back bro.” like, who even does that? it’s like a soap opera up in here, but with blocks and creepers and stuff.

join this server if you wanna be part of the drama, man. we got alliances forming, betrayals happening, it’s like Game of Thrones but with pixelated pigs. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never wanna leave. so come on, join us and let’s make some epic memories together. oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds? yeah, it’s totally a thing.

Players:	100/800	Votes:	4349
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Potions Brewed:	90
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5