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Players: | 110/400 | Votes: | 5750 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 |
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 9 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 24 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?