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Players: | 108/900 | Votes: | 5542 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 2 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Endless Night Skies: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 4 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 36 |
Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?