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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 1200 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 4 | Wilderness Tamed: | 15 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 35 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Paranormal Events Investigated: | 5 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
Phantom Rings Equipped: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 0 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 |
Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Villages Defended: | 12 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 7 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?