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Players: | 94/500 | Votes: | 7251 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Battles Fought: | 15 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Mines Excavated: | 3083 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 21 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?