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Players: | 97/600 | Votes: | 4822 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 3 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Gods Slained: | 1 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 |
Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
Glorious Feasts Held: | 13 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?