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Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 719 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
New Chunks Explored: | 568716 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 39 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 |
Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 6 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?