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Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 5479 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 73 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 10 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7020 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 |
Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
Magic Items Found: | 8865 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
join our server for the chance to ride on a flying pig, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and mine diamonds with a pickaxe made of cheese! we have a secret underground base where you can hang out with friendly zombies and play pranks on unsuspecting creepers.
plus, our server is haunted by the ghost of a legendary minecraft player who once built a castle out of cake and defended it from an army of evil villagers. if you’re lucky, you might catch a glimpse of him floating around and causing mischief.
so come on down to our totally not-glove-compartment minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself! who needs gloves when you can have this much fun?