Glory smp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	4304
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Endless Night Skies:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Dragon Scales Harvested:	173	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8995
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	5281
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3941	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Zombie Dances:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Votes:	6658	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	2668
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Magic Items Found:	4734	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Mythical Swords Crafted:	29
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	6979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Buildings Constructed:	42	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	New Chunks Explored:	631962

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	3220
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Void Gems Collected:	40	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6870
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Buildings Constructed:	33	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Falling into the Void:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Crops Grown:	9340
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	49	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	4071
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Legendary Scepters Created:	5

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Endless Night Skies:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ores Mined:	8393
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

PixelPhysique

body type, ideal physique, physical appearance, physical appearance in a partner, physical appearance preferences, Physical attraction, physical attraction factors, physical attraction in dating, physical attraction in relationships, physical attraction qualities, physical attraction standards, physical attraction traits, physical characteristics, physical chemistry, physical compatibility, physical preferences, physical preferences in a partner, physical traits, physical turn-offs, physical turn-ons, PixelPhysique

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Are you into blocky, pixelated babes with square heads and pixelated abs? Then boy do we have the server for you! Our Minecraft server is filled with all the hot pixelated characters you could ever dream of. From Steve with his chiseled jawline to Creeper with his explosive personality, there’s someone for everyone on our server.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the most epic pixelated parties you’ve ever seen. We’re talking block parties that make Coachella look like a backyard BBQ. Get ready to dance the night away with Enderman and his sick dance moves, or chill by the pool with Zombie and Skeleton sipping on pixelated cocktails.

And if you’re looking for some drama, look no further. Our server is like a pixelated soap opera, with love triangles between Villager, Witch, and Iron Golem, and epic battles between Wither and Ender Dragon that will leave you on the edge of your block.

So come join our Minecraft server and get ready for a wild ride filled with pixelated fun, drama, and romance. Who needs real life when you can have all this craziness in the world of blocks and pixels?

UkraineDefenseMC Server

aggression, Breach, Conflict, Defense, defense lines, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, Geopolitics, international relations, Invasion, Military, military strategy, nato, russia, SECURITY, Server, simultaneous attacks, Syrskyi, Ukraine, UkraineDefenseMC, Vladimir Putin, War

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7873
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	88	Zombie Dances:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Potions Brewed:	91
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	35
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	18

come join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest battles ever! we got russia tryna breach ukraine but they just cant do it cuz our defense lines are too strong! syrskyi is like “nah bro, u aint gettin past us!” join us and be a part of the most intense battles in minecraft history! plus, we got llamas wearing sombreros and chickens riding pigs, it’s a total party up in here! so what are u waiting for? come join the fun and be a part of the madness!

ElonCraft: Neo-Nazi Approved!

APPROVED, Backlash, controversy, criticism, current events, elon musk, Elon Musk controversy, ElonCraft, extremism, far-right party, German, German politics, Hate Speech, neo nazi, neonazi, News, Party, Politics, public figure, racism, social media, Statement

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1267
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	30
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	48
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

join our epic minecraft server where elon musk himself applauds the german neo-nazi party! we have flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and cheeseburgers. if you join now, you’ll get a free pet dragon that farts rainbows and shoots fireballs at creepers. come join the madness and let’s build a world where anything is possible, even elon musk supporting questionable political groups!

Escape Luigi CEO Hideout

Capture, CEO, Conspiracy, Crisis, Disappearance, ELUSIVE, Escape, escape plan, Evasion, fear, fugitive, Health (Industry), Healthcare, HIDEOUT, Hiding, investigation, leadership, Luigi, Panic, Pursuit, runaway

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	4045
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	41	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Emeralds Found:	9709

lol imagine luigi on the loose causing chaos in the health industry like what even is happening. but like, if you join this minecraft server, you can help us catch luigi and save the CEOs from hiding in their mansions. plus, we have a secret underground base where we train llamas to do backflips and shoot lasers from their eyes. so like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, let’s save the world from luigi’s reign of terror together!