| Players: | 102/800 | Votes: | 1748 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 25 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 219 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 35 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
We are a new network!
play.gloomedmc.net
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 1494 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 | Crops Grown: | 6611 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax without any family drama following you around. Plus, we have a special lemon drizzle gin-themed area for those who need a little extra pick-me-up after dealing with difficult relatives. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new Minecraft family to spend the holidays with!
So come join us and leave the family drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted gaming experience. And remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be blocking is arrows, not family members!
| Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7962 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
| Emeralds Found: | 8389 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 1 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 29 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
But wait, there’s more! I also learned that if you mix sand and gravel together, you get concrete! Like, mind blown, right? Who knew you could make your own building materials in Minecraft? It’s like DIY but in a virtual world!
And get this, on this server, there’s a secret underground city where all the villagers live in luxury and throw parties every night! I heard they even have a pet dragon that breathes fire and cooks marshmallows for them. Like, how crazy is that?
So yeah, if you want to join a Minecraft SMP where you’ll learn the most unexpected and mind-blowing things, then you HAVE to join this server! Trust me, you won’t regret it!
| Players: | 102/200 | Votes: | 6824 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 3 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 5 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 33 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 3 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 46 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Players: | 97/200 | Votes: | 8771 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 85 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 24 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 10 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 4 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 13 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Infinity Stones Found: | 4 |
| Players: | 107/300 | Votes: | 4527 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Rune Stones Activated: | 12 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 7 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| New Chunks Explored: | 121067 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Magic Items Found: | 5979 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 44 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3692 |
We got so many players on here, it’s like a freakin’ harem up in this virtual world.
You can enjoy all the fun and chaos of a harem, but with the added bonus of building epic structures and battling mobs.
Who needs just one waifu when you can have a whole squad of blocky babes to chill with?
Don’t miss out on the craziest harem experience in Minecraft history – join now and get ready for some wild adventures!
| Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 6292 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 15 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 7 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 | Towns Built: | 9 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the opportunity to participate in events like Balancing Schale’s Books with the General Student Council. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational?
And don’t miss out on our limited-time banners featuring Izuna, Chise, and Mimori in swimsuits. Because nothing says epic battles like fighting in style!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and experience the craziest, most action-packed adventures you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 3597 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 | Underground Cities Explored: | 4 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 12 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Potions Brewed: | 144 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 4 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 197 |
Are you tired of your boyfriend refusing to drink with you, only to get wasted with your mutual friend S? Well, fear not, because on our server, everyone drinks together and has a blast! No more feeling left out on New Year’s Eve, because here, every day is a celebration.
Don’t worry about cheating, just worry about having a good time and unwinding with your virtual pals. So come on over and join us for a party like no other, where the only thing you’ll be blackout drunk on is the sheer excitement of our Minecraft world!
| Players: | 91/1000 | Votes: | 6156 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 20 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 | Holy Grails Found: | 1 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 8986 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 29 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 582 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 27 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 50 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 7 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 9 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Players: | 90/200 | Votes: | 8289 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 433 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 1 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 11 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Wilderness Tamed: | 14 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Void Gems Collected: | 27 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 3589 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 64 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 3 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 6 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Join this server and help a 19-year-old girl pay her rent. Yeah, you heard me right. By playing Minecraft, you can actually make a real-life difference in someone’s life. How crazy is that?
So come on, grab your pickaxe and let’s do this! Who knew that gaming could be so wholesome and rewarding? Plus, you might just make a new friend along the way. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s make some magic happen!
| Players: | 103/800 | Votes: | 1199 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 11 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 |
Join us if you want to be part of a server where the sheep are actually undercover agents spying on the players. That’s right, watch your back because that innocent-looking sheep might be reporting your every move to the server admins!
But wait, there’s more! Our SMP is also home to a secret underground society of villagers who are plotting to overthrow the players and take control of the server. Will you join forces with them or will you fight against their tyranny?
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you find a server where the pigs are actually master chefs cooking up gourmet meals for the players? Don’t miss out on all the craziness, join us now and see for yourself!
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 244 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 5 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 59 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 3 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 16 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 2 |
Imagine a world where Hey-Hey the chicken gets all the screen time he deserves, and you can giggle to your heart’s content without anyone giving you dirty looks. Our server is a safe space for all, even if you’re non-verbal and just want to enjoy the funny parts of your favorite movie.
Don’t let the haters bring you down, join our server and let your laughter ring out loud and proud! Who needs a movie theater when you can have the ultimate Moana experience in Minecraft? Come on in and let the giggles flow!
| Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 3085 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 5 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 15 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 4 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Dimension Hops: | 15 |
| Crops Grown: | 1350 | Animals Bred: | 34 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 6 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 17 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 |
| Players: | 98/700 | Votes: | 4865 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Potions Brewed: | 67 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 9 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 6 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 |
Join us if you wanna see some crazy builds that look like they’ve been through a war (but in a fun way, not a sad way). Explore the land and uncover hidden secrets that will blow your mind!
Forget about boring old servers, come hang with us and experience the thrill of surviving in a world that’s been turned upside down. Who needs normal when you can have insane?! Let’s get weird together, fam!
