| Players: | 105/200 | Votes: | 3030 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 3 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 5 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Potions Brewed: | 36 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
We are a new network!
play.gloomedmc.net
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5039 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 33 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 5 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 |
| Farms Harvested: | 812 | Mines Excavated: | 3753 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 60 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Wilderness Tamed: | 16 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 4342 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 12 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 134 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 9 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 2138 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 0 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 21 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Zombie Dances: | 4 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3358 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 4 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 22 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 1 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 9632 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Towns Built: | 6 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 8259 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 363 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 24 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Magic Crystals Found: | 21 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 15 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 5094 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 20 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 23 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 17 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Players: | 101/300 | Votes: | 8189 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 3 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 5 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 2 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 20 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 4 |
| Players: | 92/100 | Votes: | 6794 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 8 |
| Potions Brewed: | 194 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 16 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Crops Grown: | 9710 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 7 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 7 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
| Players: | 110/700 | Votes: | 6768 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 5 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 677 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 4 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 2110 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 3 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 |
| Farms Harvested: | 775 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 2 | Mineshafts Explored: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 6 |
| Votes: | 9160 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 3 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 92/600 | Votes: | 1584 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 |
| Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 3497 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 3 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 2 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 19 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 13 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Players: | 96/500 | Votes: | 245 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Holy Grails Found: | 4 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 4 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 21 | Star Shards Collected: | 290 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 12 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 2 |
| Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 106/200 | Votes: | 5730 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 16 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 54 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 | Dimension Hops: | 9 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 108/500 | Votes: | 3158 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 28 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 7 |
| Farms Harvested: | 144 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 11 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 |
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8303 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 6 |
| Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 4122 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 10 | Alien Abductions: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 19 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 4 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 4 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 10 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 67 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 37 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
