GloCraft

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	8892
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	370
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	284
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	6054	Love Letters Sent:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Have you been looking for an Australian Server with No Lag, Excellent Permissions and a friendly, highly active community of players? Then GloCommunity is the server for you!

At GloCraft, we strive to have that one thing other servers don’t, which means you’ll have great time! We offer a wide variety of plugins, such as Essentials, LogBlock, SimpleWarnings LWC, Modreq, Chestshops, Worldguard and Worldedit, and an extensive Anti-Grief Experience, along with 10 Ranks that are gained through being active and playing on the server frequently, while not breaking any rules. Because the server is still new, you might have a higher chance of becoming a Moderator, though first you need to prove that you can be trusted, and that you have what it takes to be one!

We now have a website aswell! www.glocraft.net.au Come online for forums, updates and much, much, more!

Don’t be afraid to throw us a diamond!

We now have a rank available to the public that lets you use worldedit!

The server is run by 2 internet friends, and offers great flexibility and an awesome experience!

So COME ON DOWN to GloCommunity. It’s worth it!

Also, on the No Lag! side of things, if you don’t live in Australia, you might get some lag 😛 This is an Australian server, so naturally, Non Australians might experience some lag.

119.252.191.168

Mystic Wolf Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, acceptance, anon-kun, Commitment, Communication, compassion, confession, Decision making, Dilemma, emotions, Furry, Haven, Honesty, identity crisis, love, loyalty, mystic, relationship, Self Discovery, Support, Trust, Understanding, Wolf

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	7611
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	New Chunks Explored:	382570
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Crops Grown:	8112
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Bro, if you join this Minecraft server, you can be a wolf too! How cool is that? And guess what? You can find love there too! Who needs real life drama when you can be a wolf looking for love in a virtual world? Join now and find your furry soulmate!

BabyCraft: MIL Delayed, Noob Spawn

BabyCraft, Boundaries, caesarean, Communication, compromise, crying, delayed, emotional, exhaustion, family, grandkids, Help, Hormonal, host, MIL, Needs, new mother, noob, school holidays, Spawn, Support, traumatic birth, Understanding, Visit

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	7229
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of new motherhood and offer a safe haven for all exhausted moms out there! Join us and escape the wild hormones and judgmental in-laws, as we embark on hilarious adventures and build epic structures together.

Our server is the perfect place to unwind and relax, especially for those expecting a second baby via emergency caesarean. We promise to provide a supportive community where you can focus on your needs without any guilt. Plus, our in-game meals are way better than what your MIL cooked during her 10-day stay!

So why wait until July for your MIL to visit when you can join us in June and September instead? We have plenty of virtual grandkids for her to meet, and she won’t even have to worry about folding laundry – unless she’s into that sort of thing.

Join our Minecraft server now and let’s create some unforgettable memories together! Remember, in this world, the only tears you’ll shed are tears of laughter.

Gravity Exists, We Just Found It

albert einstein, celestial bodies, discovery, Existence, exists, fundamental force, gravitational pull, gravity, historical discovery, Identification, Isaac Newton, laws of motion, natural law, Newtonian physics, PHYSICS., Science, scientific breakthrough, Space, theory of relativity, universal force, Universe

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8676
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Animals Bred:	125
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3

So, like, imagine a minecraft server where gravity is, like, totally optional. You can just be walking around and then decide, “nah, I don’t wanna fall down anymore.” So you just start floating in the air like a majestic unicorn. And the best part is, you can still mine and build while you’re floating! It’s like defying all the laws of physics and stuff.

But wait, there’s more! Our server also has a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. They’ll trade you rare items that you can’t find anywhere else in the game. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that takes you to a dimension where everything is made of candy. Just be careful not to eat too much, or you might get a sugar rush!

So, like, if you’re tired of boring old regular Minecraft servers, come join us where the laws of physics are just a suggestion and the adventures are out of this world. Plus, where else can you find a server that lets you ride a flying pig while battling a dragon made of cheese? It’s like a dream come true for all you crazy crafters out there.

PentaCraft HiTech Minecraft server

1.7.10, bugs, Community, description, Dupes, Fair Game, Forestry, gameplay, high quality, high-tech mods, HiTech, Industrial, Industrial Craft, lags, Minecraft, ONLINE, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, Servers

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4347
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	12	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Mines Excavated:	4785	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	7

Pentacraft is a project of high-quality PVP servers based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and fair game, without lags.

For each server, we select and support assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high-tech mods, without neglecting to fix many dupes and bugs.

Two Times A Charm

Builders, Charm, co-op, commands, Community, dedicated server, End resets, Friendly staff, leader, Minecraft, Nether, Premium, PvP, Rewards, rules, Semi Vanilla, Server, set home, spawn protection, Support, Times, Tpa, Vanilla, voting system, world backups

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	1221
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	4940	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Void Armor Forged:	28
Runes Activated:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Welcome
Two Times A Charm Vanilla Minecraft Server

Server IP
mc.twotimesacharm.com

Server Trailer
https://youtu.be/FaDZhC1WKiM

Server Features
Premium Anti-Cheat, No X-ray, TPA, Set Home, Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No Limits, Discord

Notes
Spawn Protection: 100 Blocks Overworld and Nether: Backed up daily End resets every 30 – 60 days (Nothing Is Safe!!)

All Server Commands
/spawn, /home, /sethome, /back, /tpa, /tpahere, /vote, /voteshop

Server Rules (Permanent Ban)
No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Ray, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb

Server Rules (Allowed)
PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Greifing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading, Stealing, Raiding, Destroying

FAQ

1. Can I use mods on the server?

Mods that give an unfair advantage or alter gameplay are not allowed. Please check with the server staff before using any mods.

2. How can I report a player for breaking the rules?

You can report a player by contacting a staff member on the server or through the server’s Discord channel.

3. Are there any rewards for voting on the server?

Yes, players are rewarded for voting on the server with in-game items or currency.

4. How often are server backups performed?

Server backups are performed daily for the overworld and nether, with the end resetting every 30-60 days.

5. Are there any restrictions on building or exploring?

There are no restrictions on building or exploring within the server, as long as it follows the server rules.

United States of Craft 1.20.5

1.20.5, BIIIIIRRRRRRDDDDDDDD, bird, Craft, free, FREEEEEEEEE, long tail tags: USA USA USA, States, United, Usa

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	42	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	55

Join this wacky Minecraft server for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

We’ve got more birds than you can shake a stick at, and they’re all FREEEEEEEEE!

Fly around on a giant parrot, ride a flamingo into battle, or just chill with a flock of penguins.

But that’s not all – our server is filled with crazy surprises at every turn.

You never know what you’ll find around the corner – maybe a disco party with llamas, or a secret underground lair filled with treasure.

So come on down and join the fun – just be prepared for the unexpected!

BlockyBoys Manspread Mayhem

anger management, BlockyBoys, Boyfriend, CAR, Communication, communication breakdown, Conflict Resolution, Cultural differences, Driving, driving safety, Etiquette, gender equality, Gender Roles, Manspread, manspreading, MAYHEM, passive aggressive, relationship, road rage, shouting, stick shift, Transportation

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	4935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	8562	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	9
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Emeralds Found:	1841	Dragonkin Hatched:	4

Are you tired of dealing with manspreading in real life? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a virtual world where manspreading doesn’t exist and you can drive safely without any distractions. Plus, we have a special pink license achievement for all our skilled drivers out there. So come on over and leave the real world drama behind, let’s have some fun together!

TaterTotTacoPizza

controversial combos, culinary contradictions, Culinary Creativity, culinary experimentation, culinary oddities, daring dishes, flavor adventures, flavor fusion, food combination, foodie favorites, guilty pleasure, palate surprises, surprising combinations, taste bud temptations, taste sensation, TaterTotTacoPizza, unconventional cravings, unconventional pairings, unconventional tastes, unexpected delights, unique flavors

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	6111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Farms Harvested:	258	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Astral Projections Made:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of being judged for your questionable food combinations? Well, join our Minecraft server and find a community that appreciates your culinary creativity! We welcome all players who dare to mix things up, whether it’s peanut butter and pickles or ice cream and ketchup.

On our server, we have a special “Food Fusion” challenge where players compete to create the most outrageous food combinations in-game. Imagine a block of cheese sandwiched between two slices of watermelon or a cake made entirely of mushrooms – the possibilities are endless!

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner foodie and show off your unique taste buds, join us on our server and let the culinary chaos begin! Who knows, you might just discover a new favorite food combination that will leave everyone else scratching their heads in confusion.

Makhnovka Mayhem: DPRK vs Russians

Armed Forces, Battalion, CASUALTIES, Conflict Resolution, defense forces, DPRK, DPRK soldiers, eastern europe, INFANTRY, international relations, Kursk Oblast, Makhnovka, MAYHEM, Military, peace negotiations, political tensions, russia ukraine conflict, russians, SECURITY, Village, War, zelenskyy

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	551
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Votes:	6853
Ores Mined:	4571	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

come join our epic minecraft server where we reenact the battle of Makhnovka in Kursk Oblast but with a twist – we have DPRK soldiers fighting alongside the Russians! Watch as the villagers of Makhnovka band together to defend their homes against the invading forces, all while dodging creepers and zombies! Will the Russians prevail or will the DPRK soldiers turn on them? Find out on our server!

But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and treasures guarded by a dragon named Boris. Only the bravest and most skilled players can defeat Boris and claim the riches for themselves. Will you be the one to conquer the dragon and become the ultimate Minecraft champion?

Join now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but that’s just part of the fun)!

Silvermons

Battle Tower, Casual, Champion’s Gauntlet, Community, competitive, Curseforge, ELITE 4, formats, Gyms, LEvel cap, minecraft 1.16.5, Modded, Modpack, pay to win, Pixelmon Reforged, Player Gym, Progression, RANK, Silvermons

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	1886
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	314
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7

Silvermons Server Information
Server IP	play.silvermons.com
Modpack	The Pixelmon Modpack (Link)

About Silvermons Server

Silvermons is a non pay-to-win friendly community Pixelmon Reforged server with content for both casual and competitive players. The server has a custom level cap and rank progression system that includes exclusive Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, and the formidable Champion’s Gauntlet. There is content for players of all interests, including Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What version of Minecraft is the server running?	Minecraft 1.16.5
Is the server pay-to-win?	No, Silvermons is a non pay-to-win server.
What unique features does Silvermons offer?	Silvermons has custom Gyms, Elite 4, Battle Tower, Champion’s Gauntlet, Weekly Tournaments, Player Gym system, Fun Events, and more.

North American Frontier 1.21

206376433, American, Canada, Cum, Edition, Frontier, mexico, north, personal growth, previous, Usa

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	5812
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	7369	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Villages Defended:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Mines Excavated:	4266	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	291
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	3

Yo, bros, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! It’s like a personal growth edition, but with a twist!

On this server, you’ll level up your skills while building epic structures and battling crazy mobs. It’s like therapy for your virtual soul, man.

Plus, the community is lit AF. You’ll meet peeps from all over the world who are just as obsessed with Minecraft as you are. It’s like a support group for blockheads, but way more fun.

And let’s not forget about the events and challenges. You’ll be pushing yourself to the limit, bro, all while having a blast. It’s like a personal growth boot camp, but with creepers.

So, what are you waiting for? Join this server now and get ready to level up your Minecraft game and your life, bro! Let’s do this! 🤪🎮🔥

ThrowCraft: Patient Edition

clinic policy, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, customer service, Disrespect, Edition, front desk, handling difficult patients, office etiquette, patient, patient behavior, patient care, patient interaction, patient satisfaction, physical therapy clinic, Professionalism, staff communication, therapist-patient relationship, therapy appointment, ThrowCraft, workplace behavior

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	4282
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Love Letters Sent:	19
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Astral Amulets Crafted:	44	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Divine Spears Created:	29	Epic Shields Constructed:	39

Are you tired of boring old therapy clinics? Come join our Minecraft server where you can throw virtual bills at anyone without consequences! Our therapists are top-notch and will kick you out if you don’t behave, just like in real life! Explore our virtual world and let out your frustrations by screaming obscenities at our staff. We promise not to judge, but we might ban you if you go too far. So join us for a wild ride of therapy and tantrums, where the only limit is your imagination (and our rules, of course)!

TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP

Boundaries, counseling, Emotional support, inappropriate comments, mental health, mental health stigma, Mental Wellness, professional conduct, self-care, therapeutic relationship, Therapist, therapist-client relationship, TherapistSaidNoMinecraftSMP, Therapy, therapy boundaries, therapy effectiveness, therapy ethics, therapy experience, therapy session, Trust, unethical behavior

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	6974
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Secret Passages Found:	6
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3

Bruh, let me tell you about this wild Minecraft SMP I found. It’s like a therapy session but with blocks and creepers, you feel me? So I was chilling in this server, right, and my therapist was like “Hey, let’s build a house together in Minecraft to work through your issues.” And I was like, “Say less, fam.” But then he started placing blocks all willy nilly and I was like, “Bro, do you even know how to build a roof?” And he was like, “It’s all about the journey, man.” So I was like, “Nah, I’m outta here.” But then I found this other SMP where the therapist was a talking pig named Dr. Oinkers. He would oink at me and give me life advice like, “Sometimes you just gotta mine your own business, bro.” It was lit, you gotta join this server for the lols, trust me.

CraftyQuestionz

communication skills, confusion, CraftyQuestionz, grammar mistakes, hate proofreading, indecipherable questions, lack of attention to detail, lack of clarity, lack of editing, language barriers, misunderstandings, poor grammar, poor spelling, proofreading, sloppy writing, spelling errors, unclear communication, unclear writing, unintelligible questions, writing skills

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6164
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Star Shards Collected:	252
Enchantments Applied:	279	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or if you’re brave enough to face off against a giant slime that sings show tunes. Our server is filled with surprises around every corner, from secret underground dungeons to flying llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes.

But that’s not all! We have a special potion that turns you into a talking block of cheese, and a magical portal that leads to a dimension made entirely of candy. And don’t even get us started on the legendary diamond pickaxe that grants wishes (just be careful what you wish for)!

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be joining us for the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Longest Poop Record

bathroom habits, bowel function, Bowel Movements, colon health, defecation, digestive process, digestive system, excrement, feces, gastrointestinal health, gastrointestinal tract, gut health, human biology, intestinal health, Longest, longest poops, Poop, poop duration, RECORD, record breaking poops, stool consistency, waste elimination, waste expulsion

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	213
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Buildings Constructed:	14	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
New Chunks Explored:	402242	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

So, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. You gotta join because, like, we have the longest poops in Minecraft history! I mean, seriously, humans probably hold the record for longest poops, but we’re like, trying to beat that record in the game. It’s, like, a poop-off, man. And, like, whoever has the longest poop gets, like, a diamond throne or something. It’s, like, the ultimate bragging rights, dude. So, like, come join us and let’s see who can poop the longest! It’s gonna be, like, totally hilarious and totally epic, bro. Join now and let’s poop our way to victory!