GlobeMC | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Divine World KamiKatsu 1.21.1

1.21.1, action, Adventure, Anime, attack on the capital, Chapter 40, cut short, Divine, FANTASY, Gods, japanese, kamikatsu, Kaminaki Sekai no Kamisama, Late DUMPING, Manga, manga release, Manga Review, manga series, Manga spoilers, manga update, newly translated chapter, Supernatural, world

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2554
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Runes Activated:	1	Zombie Dances:	6

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, they just dropped a bombshell of a newly translated chapter. And get this, the attack on the capital is cut short! Like, what even is happening in this crazy server, man? You gotta jump in and experience the chaos for yourself. Don’t miss out on all the epicness, join now and be part of the madness!

Unironically Pass Minecraft SMP Austria

acceptance, Appearance, Austria, Authenticity, belonging, conformity, cultural norms, discrimination, European, gender, Identity, Inclusivity, integration, Minecraft, pass, passing, Perception, Self-expression, smp, societal expectations, society, Stereotypes, unironic, Unironically

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	4284
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a virtual world of chaos and hilarity!

Join us if you want to see pigs riding on top of creepers, chickens wearing diamond armor, and villagers breakdancing in the town square. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon is afraid to show its face!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground lairs filled with treasure, giant mushrooms that sing opera, and a hidden disco party in the Nether. And rumor has it, if you can find the elusive pink sheep, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

So come on down and join us on this wacky adventure where the only rule is to have fun and embrace the madness. Who knows, you might just become the next legendary hero of our server – or at least get a good laugh out of it!

GF Goodbye Minecraft Server

Apology, busy schedule, Commitment, Communication, Distance, Expectations, Frustration, Girlfriend, Goodbye, long distance communication, long-distance relationship, Minecraft, overreacting, patience, phone date, relationship issues, Server, standing up, Time management, Trust, trust issues, Understanding

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7273
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Emeralds Found:	2702
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Underground Cities Explored:	1
Divine Spears Created:	25	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Animals Bred:	188
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t stand you up like your long-distance girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is always there for you, unlike some people we know cough cough. Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and no disappearing acts!

We promise not to leave you hanging like some people who claim they fell asleep and then went out for drinks with friends. Our server will always be there to chat, play, and have a great time with. Plus, we have a strict no-standing-up policy, so you can trust that we won’t vanish on you like a ghost in the night.

So come join us on the most reliable Minecraft server out there. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a server that will never let you down? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

RageQuitRaverGF

anger, Argument, celiac, Communication, compromise, Cooking, Drunk, exhaustion, Guilt, late night, light sleeper, night out, partner, patience, Psychological, RageQuitRaverGF, relationship, Schedule, sleep issues, work nights

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	617
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6772	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	34	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of being woken up in the middle of the night by your partner’s drunken cooking escapades? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to save the day!

Join our server and escape the loud extractor fans and late-night meals that plague your sleep. Build your own virtual kitchen where your partner can cook to their heart’s content without waking you up. No more arguments, no more sleepless nights – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.

Plus, on our server, you can create a virtual world where your partner’s office Christmas party never ends, and the food is endless. No need to worry about losing your cool or feeling guilty – just sit back, relax, and enjoy the virtual feast.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and say goodbye to sleep disruptions and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Who knew virtual cooking could be so peaceful?

LifeCraft SMP: “Unexpected Weight”

LifeCraft, smp, unexpected, weight

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9731
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Dragons Tamed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Bro, let me tell you about this Minecraft SMP server that will blow your mind! Like, you know when you’re just mining away and suddenly a creeper comes out of nowhere and blows up all your hard work? Well, on this server, we have creeper-proof armor that makes you invincible to those green boogers!

And get this, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. But shh, don’t tell anyone, it’s a super exclusive club.

Oh, and did I mention we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes? Yeah, it’s wild.

So if you want to join a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers), then you gotta join us. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for those laser-shooting pigs, they can be a real pain in the butt sometimes.

CraftyContraband

acceptable, Allowed, CraftyContraband, crime, Forbidden, illegal, Justice, Lawful, lawful practices, Laws, Legal, Legitimate, misconceptions, misunderstood, permissible, Prohibited, regulations, rules, society

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we embrace all things wild and wacky! We’re the only server where it’s legal to ride pigs through the Nether, build giant statues of creepers in the spawn area, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

Forget about boring old rules and restrictions, on our server, the crazier the better! Want to build a rollercoaster that launches players into the sky? Go for it! Want to create a giant maze filled with exploding chickens? Why not!

So come join us and let your imagination run wild. Who knows, you might just discover that what people view as illegal is actually the most fun you’ve ever had in Minecraft!

WarCrafty Minecraft Server

aggression, Attacks, Conflict, Defense, defense policy, defense strategy, Diplomacy, european union, German Defense Minister, global politics, international relations, Military, military preparedness, Minecraft, nato, putin, Putin attacks, russia, SECURITY, Server, wage war, War, Warcrafty

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	1391
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Animals Bred:	89	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Towns Built:	5	Crops Grown:	9709

Yo, you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that’s so lit, even Putin is shook? Well, look no further cuz this server is where it’s at! Our Defense Minister said we need to be ready for war, so come join us and show Putin who’s boss in the world of blocks and pixels!

We got crazy events like zombie pigman invasions and creeper explosions that will have you on the edge of your seat. Plus, our community is so tight-knit, you’ll feel like you’re part of a secret society (but with more diamonds and less secrecy).

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show Putin that we mean business in the world of Minecraft! Who knew building blocks could be so intense? Let’s do this!

TaiwanCraft: Biden Bucks Edition

$571 Million, arms sales, Asia-Pacific, authorizes, biden, bipartisan support, Bucks, china taiwan, cross-strait relations, Defense, Edition, foreign policy, Indo-Pacific, international relations, military aid, military support, national security, SECURITY, strategic partnership, taiwan, TaiwanCraft, united states, US president

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6104
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	26	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Towns Built:	2	Farms Harvested:	966
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	3

u know u want to join this epic minecraft server where u can build ur own army and take over the world like u r the president of taiwan. with $571 million in military aid from president biden, u can conquer all the other players and be the ultimate ruler of the server. join now and show everyone who’s boss!

RhythmCraft – Time Your Blocks

action, Adventure, Attacks, blocks, bloodborne, Challenging, Combat, dark souls, Difficulty, Dodges, ENEMY, games, Gaming, Hardcore, INTENSE, Rhythm, RhythmCraft, sekiro, Soulslike, strategy, Time, Timing, video games

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	390
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Mines Excavated:	1994
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

LOLZ, join dis epic Minecraft server where we turn soulslike games into a DANCE PARTY! Imagine fighting mobs to the beat of sick tunes, dodging and attacking like a pro dancer. We even have a disco ball in the middle of the battlefield, cuz why not? Plus, if you can’t keep up with the rhythm, you’ll be forced to do the Chicken Dance in real life. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this crazy fun! Join now and get ready to boogie your way to victory!

VeggieCraft: GestationalGamerz

diabetes prevention, dietary habits, dietary patterns, early pregnancy, gestational diabetes, GestationalGamerz, health, Healthy Eating, healthy pregnancy, Iranian women, lifestyle choices, lower risk, maternal health, medical study, nutrition, plant based diet, Pregnancy, prospective cohort study, public health, research findings, VeggieCraft, wellness

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	3491
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	95	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	392	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6

come join our epic minecraft server where we eat all the plants and avoid gestational diabetes like the plague! our players are like super healthy iranian women who know how to chow down on them veggies and keep their blood sugar in check. we even have a special quest where you have to find the rare magical broccoli to unlock unlimited health potions. trust us, you don’t want to miss out on this veggie-filled adventure!

Mystic Isles Server 1.20.2

1.20.2, ANONYMOUS, anonymous author, Book, Captivating, Enigmatic, Fiction, Intriguing, Isles, legend, literary, MARTYR, Mysterious, Mystery, mystic, No. 928928401, novel, page-turner, SaintLegendMartyr, Server, Suspense, Suspenseful, Thriller, unknown writer

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9561
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Villages Defended:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, like ASAP!

Why, you ask? Well, lemme tell ya, this place is like a magical unicorn paradise mixed with a sprinkle of rainbow dust and a dash of pure chaos.

Imagine building your own epic castle while fighting off zombie llamas and riding on flying pigs. Yeah, that’s the kind of insanity you can expect here.

Plus, we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are breakdancing like there’s no tomorrow.

So, if you’re ready to have your mind blown and your Minecraft skills put to the ultimate test, then come join us at SaintLegendMartyr! Let the madness begin! 🦄🌈💥

Suspended Aster Minecraft SMP

Aster, confusion, consequences, consequences of actions, disbelief, disciplinary action, Drama, getting the boot, gossip, Minecraft, Misinformation, punishment, Rumors, School, school administration, school gossip, school rules, smp, social media, student behavior, student suspension, suspended, suspension

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	6547
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Divine Spears Created:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Oh boy, do we have a wild ride for you on our Minecraft SMP! Forget about boring old rules and regulations, we thrive on chaos and drama. Just last week, Aster thought they could get away with griefing everyone’s builds, but little did they know, our admin team is always watching. Let’s just say they won’t be causing any more trouble around here!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and unexpected plot twists. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Don’t miss out on the madness, come join our insane Minecraft SMP today!

BroBro’s Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

banter, blocky, Boundaries, BroBros, brother issues, cheating girlfriend, codependency, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, enabling behavior, family conflict, family drama, holiday stress, mental health, Minecraft, self-care, Server, setting boundaries, sibling dynamics, therapy refusal, tough decision, tough love, toxic relationship

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	8500
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	12
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Falling into the Void:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of family drama! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, explore, and mine without any cheating girlfriends or drunk brothers in sight.

Imagine a world where you can create your own paradise without worrying about your brother showing up in just his socks, begging for help. On our server, you can focus on building epic structures and exploring new lands without any interruptions.

Don’t let your brother’s relationship drama ruin your gaming experience. Join our server now and leave the real world behind. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft?

CraftyCouplesCashCrisis

adjusting to change, child care arrangements, childcare options, Communication, compromise, CraftyCouplesCashCrisis, daycare costs, family activities, family finances, financial decision, financial responsibilities, financial strain, Guilt, high-stress job, household help, inflation impact, MIL assistance, parenting decisions, partner disagreement, saving money, working parents

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	6851
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Dimension Hops:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	51
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	195	Animals Bred:	126
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you the arsehole for not wanting to spend a fortune on daycare when you have a perfectly capable MIL who can watch your kid for free? Join our Minecraft server and let us help you navigate the tricky waters of family dynamics and financial decisions!

On our server, we have a special daycare center where you can drop off your virtual kids for free and let them roam around safely while you go on epic adventures. No need to worry about the cost or your partner’s stress levels – we’ve got it all covered!

Plus, our MIL NPC (Non-Player Character) is always available to lend a helping hand and give you some much-needed relief. She’ll even help you build a virtual house and keep things running smoothly while you’re off mining for diamonds.

So come join us on our Minecraft server and let us show you that sometimes, cutting daycare costs can lead to a whole new world of fun and excitement! Who needs real-life drama when you can have virtual chaos and laughter instead?

BedMkrNoPoint – Minecraft SMP

BedMkrNoPoint, BEDROOM, cleanliness, comfort, daily routine, efficiency, habits, Home decor, Housekeeping, Lifestyle, making your bed, mental health, Minecraft, morning routine, neatness, organization, productivity, Relaxation, self-discipline, sleep hygiene, smp, tidiness, well-being

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	4290
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Dragon Eggs Found:	4568	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Yo, so like, have you ever thought about joining this epic Minecraft SMP? Bro, let me tell you, it’s lit AF. Like, we got this one dude who builds giant statues of chickens everywhere, I swear it’s like a chicken cult or something. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in pig oinks, like what even is that? But hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

And don’t even get me started on the bed situation. Like, why would you even bother making your bed in real life when you can just respawn in Minecraft? It’s like, who even needs sleep when you can be mining for diamonds all night long, am I right? Plus, our server has this whole drama going on with the sheep population, apparently they’re planning a rebellion or something. It’s wild, man.

So yeah, if you’re looking for a totally bonkers Minecraft experience, come join our SMP. Just be prepared for chaos, insanity, and maybe a little bit of creepers blowing up your house. But hey, that’s all part of the fun, right?

Players:	103/700	Votes:	9344
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Ores Mined:	7317
Phantom Rings Equipped:	23	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Magic Items Found:	7635
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Divine Spears Created:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3