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Updated September 29, 2024

Players: 91/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 16
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 4
Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 43 Demon Skulls Collected: 13

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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