GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth | New Minecraft Servers 2024

CraftyWarZones

Ceasefire, Conflict Resolution, CraftyWarZones, crisis management., de-escalation, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global security, international relations, long tail tag, Military, peace negotiations, peace talks, political leaders, russia, Ukraine, War, war end, zelenskyy

so, u know how u always wanted to be part of a epic battle, like world war 3 or sumthin? well, guess what, our server is like that but with MINECRAFT. yea, u heard me right. we got wars goin on with russia and u can be part of it. u can be a hero, a legend, a minecraft warrior fightin for ur country. join now and help us take down those russian creepers and skeletons. zelenskyy himself said we closer to endin the war than u think, so u better hop on this server before it’s too late. come on, what u waitin for? grab ur pickaxe and let’s do this!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	48	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47
Dragon Scales Harvested:	107	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Potions Brewed:	74	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Protein Boosted Rice & Soybeans Server

agriculture, biotechnology, Boosted, CRISPR/Cas9, crop improvement, food security, gene editing, genetic engineering, genetic manipulation, genetic modification, global nutrition, leaf protein, nutrition enhancement, plant science, protein, protein content, researchers, Rice, seed protein, Server, soybeans, sustainable farming, Technology

Yo yo yo, come join our lit Minecraft server where we be using CRISPR/Cas9 to make rice and soybeans super protein-packed! Imagine flexing on all them other players with your buffed-up crops, like Hulk but in Minecraft form.

We be on a mission to solve world hunger in the Minecraft universe, one genetically modified plant at a time. Join us and be part of this epic quest to make Minecraft a more nutritious place for all them blocky creatures.

Plus, who wouldn’t wanna brag about having the most swole farm in all of Minecraft? Come flex your farming skills and show off your genetically enhanced crops to the world. Let’s make Minecraft agriculture great again, one gene edit at a time!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Money Cuh Minecraft Server

beat up, Bitches, BROKE, cuh, DIRTY, dusty, everyday, grape, jerk off, Loc, Mall, Minecraft, MONEY, porn, Server, Shop, SPENDING, street, stunna girls, Style, Watching

Welcome to the most baller Minecraft server out there! Why join? Because we got all the money, honey! While you’re sitting there watching porn all day, we’re out here living our best lives, shopping at the mall, and getting stunna girls left and right. We’re so rich, we beat up broke losers like you on the street every day just for fun. So come join us and level up your style, your bank account, and your love life. Don’t be a dusty, dirty, broke loser – be a baller like us!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Falling into the Void:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Farms Harvested:	252
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

”’> Say GGWP Minecraft SMP”’

Accountability, Communication, Community, Competitive Gaming, cybercrime, DEFEND, Ethics, Etiquette, Fair Play, Gaming, GGWP, Integrity, Minecraft, Money stolen, multiplayer, online gaming, RESPONSIBILITY, Say GGWP, smp, Sportsmanship, theft, video games

Are you tired of getting your diamonds stolen in other SMPs? Well, fear not, because in our server, we have a strict no-stealing policy…unless you’re able to outsmart the moderators in a game of hide and seek! That’s right, if you can evade capture for 24 hours, you get to keep all the loot you can carry! But be warned, the moderators are expert hunters with a taste for shiny things. So, if you think you have what it takes to outwit them, come join us and say GGWP to your fellow players…or risk having your money stolen and becoming the laughing stock of the server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

DoggyDestruction Minecraft Server

apartment living, Boundaries, damaged property, dog behavior, dog sitting, dog training, DoggyDestruction, friendship, friendship boundaries, Minecraft, pet accommodations, pet behavior, pet care, pet damage, pet etiquette, pet ownership, pet ownership responsibilities, pet responsibilities, pet sitting, pet sitting boundaries, pet sitting etiquette, Server, setting boundaries

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme just like Max the mischievous Labrador!

Join us if you’re looking for a wild time filled with destruction and mayhem, just like Max tearing through our virtual world. Our server is the perfect place for high-energy players who love to cause a ruckus and leave a trail of destruction in their wake.

Don’t worry about paying for damages here, because in our server, anything goes! Just like Jake brushing off the destruction caused by Max, we encourage you to let loose and unleash your inner chaos without any consequences.

So if you’re ready to join a server where boundaries are meant to be crossed and friendships are tested, come on over and prove that you’re not afraid to be the bad guy. Just like Jake accusing you of not liking his dog, we’ll make sure you never feel alone in your mischief-making ways.

Join us now and let’s see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where chaos is the only rule!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Farms Harvested:	133
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Villages Defended:	15	Astral Projections Made:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

GrannyCraft: Sorry not Sorry

daughter-in-law, DÍL, family bonding, family communication, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, family heirlooms, Family issues, family love, family relationships, family resentment, family traditions, family unity, Family Values, generational differences, grandchildren, grandkids, GrannyCraft, mother-in-law, playing favorites

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server, where family feuds and passive-aggressive behavior are the norm! Join now for a chance to witness epic battles between in-laws, with the ultimate prize being a coveted family necklace passed down through generations. Will you choose sides and earn the favor of the matriarch, or will you stir the pot and watch chaos unfold? The choice is yours, but remember, on this server, family drama reigns supreme!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	11
Endless Legions Commanded:	25	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

BookWormSMP

Book, BookWormSMP, Educational, emotional, Favorite, Impact, influential, inspiration, life changing, life lessons, Literature, memoir, motivational, non-fiction, novel, personal growth, reading, Self Discovery, Significant, Thought-provoking, Transformational

Are you tired of boring old book clubs? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the ultimate book club experience! Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the only currency is literary knowledge.

Imagine this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, trying to survive the harsh terrain when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden library filled with enchanted books that give you special abilities. Want to fly like Peter Pan? Just read “Peter Pan” and you’ll be soaring through the skies in no time.

But beware, there are rival book clubs out there who will stop at nothing to steal your precious books. Will you join forces with other players to protect your beloved library, or will you go rogue and become a book thief yourself? The choice is yours in this wacky, book-filled adventure!

So, grab your favorite novel and join us on this wild ride of literary madness. Who knows, you might just discover the book that changes your life forever…or at least gives you superpowers in the game!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BlockyGrinCraft

Amused, beam, blissful, BlockyGrinCraft, brighten my day, cheerful, Chuckle, CONTENT, delighted, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Grin, Happiness, Happy, Heartwarming, joy, Laughter, pleased, positivity, Uplifting, warm fuzzies

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs ride on the backs of chickens, where the creepers are actually just misunderstood and want to be your friends, and where diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Join this server for the chance to ride a llama into battle, build a castle out of candy canes, and befriend a pet dragon who can bake the most delicious cookies you’ve ever tasted. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let the laughter and fun never end!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Ores Mined:	4540	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	19	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

BlockBlastersMC

airstrike aftermath, Assassination, Beirut, BlockBlastersMC, chief, Conflict, hezbollah, intelligence reports, Israeli airstrike, Killed, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, missile unit, political implications, regional tensions, RETALIATION, security sources, targeted killing, Terrorism

Yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got da craziest battles like da Hezbollah missile unit chief fighting off Israeli airstrikes in Beirut! It’s like a real life war zone but in Minecraft, bro! Join now and witness the epic showdowns that will blow your mind (literally)! Plus, our community is lit AF and we got the dankest memes this side of the block. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
New Chunks Explored:	582591	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Time Zone Frenzy

Atlantic time zone, Canada, Crafty, daylight savings time, Frenzy, geography, Newfoundland, Newfoundland time zone, North America, Special, standard time, Time, time changes, time zone anomalies, time zone boundaries, time zone differences, time zone distinctions, time zone regulations, time zone variations, time zones, timekeeping, Unique, worldwide, Zone

Yo, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like Newfoundland with two special time zones, not one. It’s like, so unique worldwide, just like this server, ya know? Like, our standard time zone is like the cool kid in school, and our daylight savings time zone is like the rebel who skips class to play Minecraft all day. So if u wanna be part of something totally wacko and out of this world, join us now! Plus, we have unicorns and flying pigs in the game, so like, why wouldn’t u wanna be here? Join now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

PixelLove Matchmaking

attraction, cognitive psychology, dating preferences, evaluations, Eye-tracking study, gender differences, Human Behavior, MATCHMAKING.., MATE SELECTION, Men, online dating profiles, Perception, physical attractiveness, PixelLove, Psychology, relationships, resource potential, sex differences, social behavior, visual attention, Women

so, liek, u know how guys be all, “ooh, she hot, i swipe right”? well, dis server is for all da guys who be all about dat physical attractiveness. we got all da hot skins and builds to make u drool.

but wait, ladies, dis server ain’t just for da guys. we got u covered too. we know u be checkin out dem profiles for more den just looks. we got all da resources u need to build ur dream world. u want diamonds? we got diamonds. u want emeralds? we got emeralds. u want dat cute lil piggy? well, we got dat too.

so come join us on dis crazy server where da guys be all about da looks and da gals be all about da resources. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	3888
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Medieval Europe Minecraft Server

Artistic achievements, class hierarchy, cultural advancements, Daily Life, Disease Outbreaks, economic systems, educational opportunities, Europe, Feudal System, Historical accuracy, hygiene practices, living conditions, Media portrayal, Medieval, Medieval Europe, Minecraft, misconceptions, political structures, religious influence, Server, shithole, societal conditions, technological advancements, warfare tactics

Are you tired of boring old medieval Europe? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky Minecraft server where we’ve turned medieval Europe into a wild and crazy adventure!

Picture this: instead of boring old castles and knights, we’ve got flying pigs and rainbow-colored unicorns roaming the land. Want to fight dragons? No problem, we’ve got a whole army of them waiting for you to take them on. And forget about peasants and kings, we’ve got talking animals and dancing skeletons running the show.

So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil bunnies? Only on our medieval Europe-themed Minecraft server, of course! Join now and prepare for the most ridiculous adventure of your life!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Villages Defended:	12
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Chimeras Created:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Wtf Did Dan Do To Her Minecraft SMP

ACCUSATION, BETRAYAL, confusion, Dan, Deception, disbelief, Drama, emotional turmoil, Friends, gossip, Minecraft, Mystery, relationships, rumor, scandal, Secrets, shock, smp, speculation, Trust, what did Dan do, WTF

Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s crazier than a creeper on caffeine? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera, with scandals that will make your diamond sword drop. Like, seriously, have you heard about what Dan did to her? It’s wilder than a pack of wolves on a full moon!

Join us if you want to experience epic battles, hilarious pranks, and friendships that are stronger than obsidian. Plus, our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action. So grab your pickaxe and saddle up, because this is one Minecraft adventure you won’t want to miss!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

HouseFlipperMC

building a house, early Alzheimer’s, family home, family tension, Financial Advice, financial decisions, financial issues, Forever Home, fortunate circumstances, high taxes, HouseFlipperMC, inheritance tax, lovely house, planning and building, poor financial decisions, practical solution, selling the house, separate homes, tax reasons, wasted time and money

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything is predictable and normal? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our server for the most outrageous and insane experience ever!

Picture this: you log on to the server and find yourself in the middle of a heated argument between your parents and your spouse about selling the house they were building for you. Your parents are pensioners facing high taxes, your dad has early Alzheimer’s, and there’s a whole drama about a pond in the yard. But wait, it gets even crazier – they plan to sell the house and buy you and your sister separate homes worth £1.3 million each! And all of this is happening in Minecraft!

Join our server for a wild ride of family drama, financial woes, and unexpected twists and turns. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can have all this drama and excitement? So come on, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Divine Spears Created:	17
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ores Mined:	8302
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

WeirdComplimentMC SMP

backhanded compliment, BIZARRE, Compliment, eccentric, eXtraordinary, funny, odd, offbeat, out of the ordinary, peculiar, quirky, smp, strange, Uncanny, Unconventional, unexpected, Unique, UNUSUAL, unusual praise, weird, WeirdComplimentMC

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest server you’ll ever come across!

Join us if you want to be complimented on your block-placing skills by a talking pig named Sir Oinksalot. He may be a pig, but he’s got an eye for design that will blow your mind!

But that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government. Rumor has it they hold elections every month and the winner gets a golden feather crown. Will you be the next Chicken President?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even receive a compliment from a llama wearing a top hat!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	13
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4542
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1