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Limbust Company General Minecraft SMP #1938

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Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with mirror dungeons, refraction railway lines, and target extractions that will leave you questioning reality.

Our server is so insane that it’s directly tied to the setting of Project Moon’s previous games. Expect spoilers, crazy plot twists, and mind-bending gameplay that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat.

But wait, there’s more! Download our app on the AppStore, Google Play, or Steam to truly immerse yourself in the madness. Follow us on Twitter, YouTube, and our official site for even more outrageous content.

Need info on EGO and Sinners? We’ve got you covered with our helpful resources and guides. And don’t forget to check out our countdown to the next mind-blowing event on the server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild journey through the world of Minecraft like you’ve never seen before. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the bizarre, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game, fellow adventurers!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MommyMinecraftMadness

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! Just like this crazy ex, our server will keep you on your toes with unexpected twists and turns. From restraining order battles to custody disputes, our server is full of drama and excitement. Who needs reality TV when you can join our server and experience all the chaos firsthand? Plus, just like this ex, our server will never fail to surprise you with its outrageous antics. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about – you won’t be disappointed!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

BlessingCurse Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate rollercoaster of emotions! One minute you’ll be riding high on a wave of success, the next you’ll be plummeting into the depths of despair. It’s like a soap opera, but with creepers and diamonds instead of evil twins and love triangles.

Our server is home to the most epic battles you’ll ever witness in Minecraft. Picture this: a group of players armed to the teeth with enchanted weapons and armor, facing off against a horde of angry zombies and skeletons. It’s chaos, it’s mayhem, it’s… actually pretty hilarious when you think about it.

But that’s not all! We also have the most insane building competitions you’ll ever see. Want to build a replica of the Eiffel Tower out of nothing but dirt blocks? Go for it. How about a working rollercoaster that sends players flying into the sky? Why not! The only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few pesky building restrictions.

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you witness drama, epic battles, and ridiculous building projects all in one place? It’s a blessing and a curse, but hey, at least it’s never boring.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	209	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

MineCraftMyths

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Remember that time you thought eating watermelon seeds would make a watermelon grow in your belly? Well, our Minecraft server is like that, but on steroids! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and maybe even a few watermelons popping out of your stomach (just kidding, that’s not a feature…yet). So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and let your childhood fantasies run wild in the most insane Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Mines Excavated:	2888	Buildings Constructed:	20
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

CraftyDan’s Energy Fix

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u kno wat else is contributing $19.5 million? dis epic minecraft server, where u can build ur own energy system and become the ruler of ur own kingdom! we got pigs that fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes! join now and be part of the craziest adventure of ur life! who needs denmark when u got us?!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Holy Grails Found:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Galactic Heartbeat Disco

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so, like, u ever wanted to travel to space in minecraft? well, now u can on our server! we got space travel that will make ur heart go wacko! our low gravity will mess with ur heart muscle cells and make them go all wonky. ur heart tissues will be weakened and ur rhythm will be off the charts! join us for a heart-pumping adventure in space like u never experienced before! come on, u know u want to see what happens when ur heart goes crazy in minecraft!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	29	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Corp Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where we have created a parody of an evil corporation that has forsaken all ethics for INFINITE GROWTH! Join us as we dive into the world of HALtmann, where the only rule is to make as much profit as possible, no matter the cost.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From battling against evil CEOs to uncovering hidden secrets within the company, there’s never a dull moment on HALtmann. And who knows, you might even come across a character named Marx who is up to no good.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on HALtmann and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember, profit is king!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Ultra Minecraft SMP Core Launch Driver

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us and experience the thrill of battling with the powerful Intel Battlemage GPU – it’s like having a wizard in your computer casting spells to enhance your gaming experience!

With the release of the Intel XE2 graphics driver, you’ll be able to explore the world of Minecraft like never before. Imagine riding a unicorn made of pixels while shooting rainbows out of your pickaxe – that’s the kind of magic our server brings to the table!

So why wait? Join us now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there! Thank you, Intel, for blessing us with this epic journey of gaming insanity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	94
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	204	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

LastOneStanding Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to survive… because you’re the last human on Earth! That’s right, everyone else has mysteriously vanished and now it’s up to you to navigate this crazy world filled with mobs, monsters, and maybe even a few aliens. But don’t worry, you’re not completely alone – you’ll have a trusty pet llama named Larry to keep you company. Join us for a wild ride as you build, explore, and try to figure out what the heck happened to all the humans. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover a secret government experiment gone wrong or stumble upon a portal to another dimension. The possibilities are endless in this wacky, post-apocalyptic Minecraft world. So grab your pickaxe and get ready to embark on the adventure of a lifetime… or at least until the next update drops.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

BlockyBedrockBonanza

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What’s the best thing about the best Minecraft server you’ll ever join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a server so epic that players couldn’t help but scream with joy as they mined diamonds and battled creepers. The PvP arena was so intense that even the Ender Dragon was scared to enter. And the best part? The server had a secret hidden treasure filled with enchanted golden apples that granted players unlimited power and invincibility. So, if you want to experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure and have the best time of your virtual life, join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

DownUnderCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how australia is all like “hey US, can we give some tanks to ukraine?” like, tanks man. not just any tanks, but M1A1 abrams tanks. like, those are some serious tanks, bro. imagine ukraine rollin’ up in those bad boys, it would be like a tank party up in there.

anyways, so like, if u wanna be part of the action, u gotta join our minecraft server. we got tanks too, but like, virtual tanks. u can drive ’em around and blow stuff up, it’s so much fun. plus, u get to hang out with a bunch of cool peeps who are all about tanks and stuff.

so come on, join our server and let’s show ukraine how it’s done. tanks for the memories, amirite?

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Secret Passages Found:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Magic Items Found:	4829
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Heckin’ BackwardCraft

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So, like, you wanna join dis Minecraft server, right? Well lemme tell ya, it’s like, totally lit, bro. We got creepers that explode confetti, zombies that do the cha-cha, and skeletons that shoot rainbows instead of arrows. It’s a total party up in here, man.

And get this, our server is so epic that even Hezbollah got taken 20 years backward just by being in the same virtual universe as us. Yeah, that’s right, we got that kind of power. So if you wanna experience some next-level craziness and have a blast with some wacky Minecraft pals, then you gotta join our server, dude. Trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Magic Items Found:	6827
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Researcher’s Assembly Theory

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lol u gotta join this minecraft server cuz we got a secret lab where we debunked the whole “Assembly Theory of Everything” thing. turns out, everything is actually made of cheese. yeah, u heard me right, CHEESE. so come join us and explore this cheesy world where pigs fly and cows dance. plus, we have a rollercoaster made entirely of spaghetti. trust me, it’s a wild ride. so what are u waiting for? come join us and uncover the mysteries of the cheese universe.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Holy Grails Found:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Enchantments Applied:	167	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

1488 Tickets Please Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a pet pig named Sir Oinksalot who wears a top hat and monocle. He will guide you through all your adventures with his impeccable manners and snorting laughter.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. These fearless feathered warriors will protect you from any danger, whether it’s a horde of zombies or a pesky creeper trying to blow up your house. Plus, they throw the best chicken dance parties every Saturday night.

And if you’re feeling a bit peckish, head on over to our enchanted food forest where the trees grow pizza slices and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. Just be careful of the cookie monsters that lurk in the shadows, they have a sweet tooth for players who wander too close.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the wackiest, wildest, and most wonderful Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! 1488 tickets please!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	19	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Crops Grown:	5526	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Attention Addicts Anonymous Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of dealing with drama and attention-seeking behavior from the women in your life? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us and escape to a world where women don’t exist, so you can finally focus on building epic structures and conquering the land without any distractions. Say goodbye to relationship drama and hello to a stress-free gaming experience! Plus, rumor has it that our server is guarded by a team of mythical creatures who will banish any drama queens who try to join. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start enjoying a drama-free Minecraft adventure!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20
Astral Projections Made:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	44