GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Radioactive Neuroblastoma Protection Server

cell damage, cell protection, cell research, DNA damage, DNA protection, exposure durations, exposure effects, human cells, human health, menadione, menadione exposure, neuroblastoma, neuroblastoma cells, oxidative damage, oxidative DNA damage, Oxidative Stress, Protection, Protective Effects, radioactive, radiofrequency, radiofrequency exposure, research, Server

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	3943
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Meteorites Collected:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Votes:	7965	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where the power of radiofrequency exposure will protect you from all the dangers of the game! forget about creepers blowing up your precious builds, with our special technology, you’ll be safe from all harm.

our players have reported feeling invincible after just a few hours of gameplay, thanks to the magical properties of radiofrequency exposure. no need to worry about pesky menadione causing oxidative DNA damage, we’ve got you covered!

join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and of course, the ultimate protection from all the baddies in the game. don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to experience minecraft like never before. come on, what are you waiting for? dive into the madness today!

I dont now Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, Gaming, I dont now, java edition, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, ONLINE, PC, Roleplay, Sandbox, Server, Survival

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	4467
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

The owner of the server “I dont now” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

idontnowt.aternos.me:14927

Carnival Adventure 1.20.3

1.20.3, Adventure, attraction, BIZARRE, Carnival, circus, clowns, costume, desire, Entertainment, FANTASY, fear, fetish, humor, kink, Laughter, makeup, Performance, role-play, sex, strange, taboo, Unconventional

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	9988
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Void Gems Collected:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Animals Bred:	21	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1

Hey bros, you won’t believe the wild shenanigans happening on this Minecraft server! Imagine this: sex with clowns! Yeah, you heard me right. Clown lovin’ in Minecraft, who would’ve thought? Join for a truly unforgettable experience that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game. Don’t miss out on the chance to get freaky with those colorful, floppy-shoed jesters. It’s a whole new level of absurdity that you never knew you needed in your life. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let the clown love begin!

Dad’s Rual Cabin Minecraft Server

breathalyzer, Cabin, Camera, car battery, court ordered, Dads, Driving, dwi, family, iritated, Minecraft, Mountain, off the grid, off the grid cabin, refusal, RESPONSIBILITY, Rual, rural cabin, Safety, Scared, Server, Sobriety, suspended license, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9790
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	235	Dimension Hops:	10
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you won’t have to worry about drunk driving dads or breathalyzers in cars! Join us for a wild adventure filled with crazy builds, epic battles, and no court-ordered breathalyzer drama.

On our server, you can explore off-the-grid cabins without any car battery troubles or random breathalyzer beeps. Build your own mountain hideaway, far away from any irritable dads or uncomfortable driving situations.

Don’t be scared to say no to driving duties on our server – we’re all about having fun and enjoying the game without any real-life stress. So come join us and leave the breathalyzers behind – unless you want to build a hilarious breathalyzer-themed build, then go for it!

MIL-Free Zone Craft

#breastfeeding, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Craft, Cultural differences, Emotional Abuse, family dynamics, family relationships, grandparenting, in-law relationships, Manipulation, MILFree, mother-in-law, narcissistic behavior, newborn, parenting, personal boundaries, self-care, support system, toxic relationships, working mom, Zone

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	New Chunks Explored:	798496
Magic Items Found:	4804	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	19
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Magical Moments Shared:	14
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Buildings Constructed:	35	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than your favorite reality TV show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my MIL’s antics!

We’ve got more twists and turns than a soap opera – from MILs who think they know everything about parenting to partners who believe their manipulative lies. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions, just like trying to navigate a relationship with a narcissistic MIL.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got passive-aggressive notes, eye-rolling, and unsolicited parenting advice galore. And don’t forget the classic move of watching your baby cry with a smirk – it’s all part of the fun on our server!

So come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more chaotic than dealing with a difficult mother-in-law. Just remember, in this server, drama is always on the menu.

LePenCraft96

aged 96, anti-immigration, CONSERVATIVE, controversial, death, european politics, extremist, far right, France, French politics, Jean-Marie Le Pen, Le Pen family, leader, Legacy, LePenCraft96, National Front, nationalist, nationalist movement, political figure, political ideology, right wing

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	3051
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crops Grown:	5002
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

HEY YOU, YEAH YOU, DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S MORE LIT THAN A CREEPER EXPLOSION? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, THIS SERVER IS SO EPIC THAT EVEN JEAN-MARIE LE PEN WOULD’VE WANTED TO PLAY IT.

IMAGINE SPAWNING INTO A WORLD WHERE EVERY BLOCK IS MADE OF FRENCH BAGUETTES AND THE MOBS ARE ALL WEARING BERETS. YOU CAN BUILD A CASTLE MADE OF CROISSANTS AND RIDE AROUND ON A BIKE WITH A BASKET FULL OF MACARONS.

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! WE HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND LABYRINTH FILLED WITH CHEESE MAZES AND ESCARGOT RACING TRACKS. YOU CAN EVEN BATTLE GIANT ESCARGOTS FOR LOOT THAT’S AS RICH AS A BOTTLE OF FINE WINE.

SO COME JOIN US ON THIS WACKY ADVENTURE, WHERE THE ONLY LIMIT IS YOUR IMAGINATION (AND MAYBE A FEW TOO MANY BAGUETTES). RIP JEAN-MARIE LE PEN, YOU WOULD’VE LOVED THIS SERVER.

Home Phone Hideout

cell phone, Communication, communication devices, Deception, digital age, Friends, HIDEOUT, home, home phone, location services, lying.., personal information, personal safety, Phone, privacy, privacy concerns, privacy risks, SECURITY, social norms, societal changes, strangers, technological advancements, Technology

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	5097
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	622
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6

join our minecraft server and experience the ultimate chaos and madness! we have so many crazy things happening, you won’t believe your blocky eyes!

imagine a world where creepers ride pigs and skeletons do the macarena while shooting arrows at you. that’s just a regular tuesday on our server.

we have a secret underground base where all the villagers throw wild parties and dance to dubstep music. you can join them if you can find the hidden entrance behind the giant cactus.

our server is so epic, even herobrine himself comes to hang out and play pranks on unsuspecting players. watch out for flying chickens and exploding sheep!

if you’re looking for a place where anything can happen and nothing makes sense, then this is the server for you. come join us and let the madness begin!

Green Tea Kingdom

Ad, cerebral white matter lesions, Consumption, Drinking, green tea, Green.., Kingdom, new findings, prevent dementia, tea, three or more glasses per day, vascular dementia

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8694
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Love Letters Sent:	8	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	14	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	27	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1

so like, if you wanna keep your brain all smart and stuff, you gotta join our minecraft server! we got green tea on tap, like literally flowing through the blocks. and get this, drinking three or more glasses a day can prevent dementia! who knew minecraft could be so good for your brain, right? come join us and level up your brain power while building epic structures and battling mobs. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh. so what are you waiting for? join us now and start sippin’ on that green tea goodness!

Frostwood Valley 1.21.4

1.21.4, died, Frostwood, fuwamoco, long tail tags, mornings, Valley

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.9 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	12	Chimeras Created:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a magical rainbow unicorn party on steroids!

Imagine a world where fuwamoco mornings come back to life and dance with you while you mine diamonds and fight off creepers.

You’ll be so hyped up on the pure insanity of this server that you’ll forget what reality even is.

Join now and experience the ultimate mind-bending adventure that will make you question everything you thought you knew about Minecraft.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be part of something so crazy that it will make your brain explode with joy!

StinkyFeetGFEXIT

adulting, awkward conversations, awkward situations, body odor, Boundaries, communication styles, couple dynamics, couples teasing, healthy relationships, hurt feelings, hygiene habits, personal boundaries, personal hygiene, relationship communication, relationship dynamics, Self Respect, self-care, smelly feet, stinky feet, StinkyFeetGFEXIT, teasing in relationships

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	4399
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dragons Tamed:	7
Star Shards Collected:	222	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Secret Passages Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Farms Harvested:	621	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Love Letters Sent:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the stench of real life? Well, look no further! Our server is so fresh and clean, you won’t have to worry about any smelly feet ruining your gaming experience.

Join us for epic adventures and hilarious moments as we navigate through the blocky world together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a diamond in the rough (pun intended)!

Don’t let stinky feet hold you back from joining the most odor-free Minecraft server out there. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

AnimeHaterMC SMP

Anime, Anime Community, Anime Creators, anime critics, anime culture, anime debate, Anime discussion, anime fandom, anime genre, anime haters, anime industry, anime lovers, anime preferences, anime production, anime recommendations, Anime Series, anime shows, AnimeHaterMC, controversial, Existence, opinion, smp

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	6614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	5616
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	268	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP because it’s like the craziest place ever! We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items like enchanted diamond swords and golden apples. And get this, we have a pet dragon that flies around and breathes fire on creepers! It’s lit, fam.

But wait, there’s more! We have a whole village of villagers who are actually secretly aliens in disguise. They trade the weirdest stuff like emeralds for slime balls and rotten flesh for diamonds. It’s like a wacky alien market up in here.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a haunted mansion where the ghosts of past players roam the halls. They leave behind treasure chests full of loot, but beware, they also like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. Like one time, a ghost turned all our sheep pink just for funsies.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for the most insane and hilarious adventures you’ll ever experience. And who knows, maybe you’ll even discover the secret of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cake. It’s a wild ride, my dudes.

5MilTaxBracketCraft

5MilTaxBracketCraft, economic inequality, economic policy, financial disparity, fiscal policy, fiscal responsibility, government revenue, high earners, income disparity, income inequality, income tax, Millionaires, progressive taxation, tax bracket, tax code, tax policy, tax reform, tax system, top earners, wealth distribution, wealth gap

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	6190
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3

Are you tired of being taxed like a peasant while the ultra-rich get away with paying next to nothing? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a special tax bracket just for players who earn over $5 million annually! That’s right, no more feeling like a mere mortal when you can join the elite few who pay their fair share (or not)!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Tax Evasion Dungeon, where players can battle their way through hordes of IRS agents and tax collectors to claim their rightful tax breaks. And if you’re feeling extra daring, try your luck at the Tax Fraud Casino, where the odds are always in your favor (wink, wink).

So why settle for boring old tax brackets when you can join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of evading taxes like a true high roller? Join now and start living the tax-free life you’ve always dreamed of!

Putin’s Puppet Minecraft Server

allegations, Allies, Apologize.., Apology, Belarus, Conflict, Crisis, Diplomacy, eastern europe, international relations, Leaders, Lukashenko, military actions, Minecraft, Politics, president, puppet, putin, Putins, Server, strikes, Ukraine, War, Zelensky

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	6126
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Void Gems Collected:	11
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4

so like, you wanna join our minecraft server? well let me tell you, it’s crazier than zelensky claiming putin’s bff lukashenko called to apologize for launching strikes from belarus. like, can you imagine? lukashenko being all like “its not me, it’s putin” and zelensky just like “whaaaat?”

anyways, our server is lit af. we got flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. oh, and did i mention the diamond armor that turns you into a unicorn? yeah, it’s real.

plus, we have the most epic treasure hunts where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden carrots and magic potions that make you invincible.

so come join us on this wild ride, where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, it’s not lukashenko, it’s putin.

CraftyARFIDLand

adolescents, Adults, anorexia, ARFID, children, common, CraftyARFIDLand, Diagnosis, Disorder, eating disorder, emotional, food aversion, mental health, picky eating, Psychological, Recovery, restrictive eating, Support, Symptoms, Therapy, Treatment

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	1883
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimension Hops:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	11
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Endless Night Skies:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT’S SO LIT, EVEN HEROBRIEN WOULD BE JEALOUS? WELL, YOU’RE IN LUCK, CUZ OUR SERVER IS LIKE A WILD RIDE ON A CREEPER!

WE’VE GOT DIAMONDS FOR DAYS, LIKE, LITERALLY. OUR MINES ARE SO RICH, YOU’LL BE SWIMMING IN BLING BLING IN NO TIME.

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL, FOLKS. WE’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH PIGS THAT CAN FLY. YEAH, YOU HEARD ME. FLYING PIGS.

OH, AND DID I MENTION OUR ENDER DRAGON IS A PROFESSIONAL BALLET DANCER? YEAH, HE’LL PUT ON A SHOW FOR YOU WHILE YOU FIGHT HIM.

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE MINECRAFT LIKE NEVER BEFORE. PLUS, OUR RESIDENT VILLAGER IS A MASTER CHEF WHO MAKES THE BEST DIAMOND-ENCRUSTED CAKE YOU’LL EVER TASTE.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE FUN! LET’S BUILD SOME CRAZY SH*T TOGETHER!

Wrist Flex Fails | Brain Safety First

Accuracy, Body, body’s movement, Brain, brain’s accuracy, brain’s estimation, brain’s prioritization, Fails, flex, flexibility, internal representation, Limits, Mobility, mobility limits, movement range, Precision, Safety, true flexibility, true range, Underestimate, wrist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	5958
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47

haha join dis epic minecraft server where u can build and mine with ur wonky wrist flexiblity! our server is so crazy, ur brain will be like “woah, i didn’t know i could move like dat!” come join us and see how ur brain underestimates ur wrist’s true flexiblity.

we got crazy builds and insane challenges that will make u question reality. our brain prioritize safety over precision, but who needs safety when u can have fun in minecraft! come join us and let’s see how far we can push our wonky wrists together!

Players:	101/400	Votes:	5079
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7