GlobalCraft: Lawless Earth | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Seattle Chubby Cuties 1.20.3

1.20.3, asian beauty, Asian curves, Asian girls, asian women, Asians, bbw, big tits, Busty, busty Asians, busty beauties, CHUBBY, curvy, cute, Cuties, Pacific Northwest, plus size, seattle, Seattle area, Seattle locals, voluptuous, Washington state

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	6617
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Mines Excavated:	2729
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	14

Yo, bro, forget about chubby Asians with big tits near Seattle, join our Minecraft server instead! Why? Because we have virtual chubby Asians with big tits that you can build houses for and protect from creepers. It’s like a weird anime fantasy come to life, but blocky and pixelated. Plus, who needs real people when you can have virtual ones that won’t judge you for spending 12 hours straight mining diamonds? Join now and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true!

MomDadMinecraftServer

Boundaries, Communication Issues, emotional exhaustion, Emotional support, family relationships, financial struggles, generational differences, gift giving, hurt feelings, long voice messages, misunderstandings, MomDadMinecraftServer, mother-daughter conflict, mother-in-law dynamics, parenting challenges, postpartum stress, pregnancy emotions, setting boundaries, social media etiquette, venting frustrations

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	2631
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	10	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Magic Items Found:	8359
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Emeralds Found:	9354
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama is left at the door and only fun and games await! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky landscapes and pixelated wonders.

Looking for a place to escape from family drama? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place to unwind and let loose without worrying about accidentally listening to a voice message meant for someone else.

Embark on quests, build epic structures, and make new friends who won’t complain about your fiancée’s teasing greetings. Plus, our server is a judgment-free zone where you can post baby shower gift pictures whenever you want without fear of meltdowns.

So come join us on our server and leave the real-world drama behind. We promise you won’t regret it!

SpellboundSMP – Say my name and get teleported to a random location in the Minecraft world!

Bewitchment, casting a spell, Charm, conjuring, Enchantment, FANTASY, hex, incantation, invoking power, location, Magic, magical name, Minecraft, mystical, mystical spell, name.., Random, sorcery, Spell, SpellboundSMP, Supernatural, teleported, witchcraft, Wizardry, world

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	4781
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	25
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	17

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, do I have the server for you! This server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether!

When you join this server, your name becomes a spell that can summon a herd of dancing llamas or rain down diamond blocks from the sky. It’s like Hogwarts meets Minecraft, but with more explosions and memes.

And get this, every time you say someone’s name on the server, a random mob will spawn and do a little dance for you. It’s like a twisted game of Simon Says, but with creepers and skeletons.

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and unleash the chaos! Who knows, maybe your name spell will summon a giant flying pig that shoots lasers out of its eyes. The possibilities are endless, just like my mom’s meatloaf recipe.

PetPalsCraft

Animal Behavior, Bonding, Communication, Companionship, Connection, emotional intelligence, human-animal bond, pet behavior, pet care, pet communication, pet companionship., pet empathy, pet love, pet owners, pet psychology, pet relationships, Pet understanding, PetPalsCraft, Pets, Understanding

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3337
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	403	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Do you ever feel like your pet is secretly plotting against you? Well, on our Minecraft server, we have a special potion that allows your in-game pet to communicate with you telepathically! Imagine having your trusty Minecraft dog whispering hilarious jokes and witty comebacks in your ear as you explore the virtual world together.

Join our server and witness the epic saga of Sir Fluffykins, the heroic Minecraft cat who single-handedly defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a fish and a can-do attitude. Or maybe you’ll stumble upon the legendary Piggy McPorkchop, the swine who can outsmart any player in a game of hide-and-seek.

So come on over and experience the magic of our Minecraft server, where pets are more than just companions – they’re your partners in crime, your confidants, and your ticket to a world of endless laughter and adventure. Who knows, maybe your pet will finally reveal their master plan to take over the server and become the ultimate ruler of the pixelated realm!

Sky High Survival

air transportation, air travel, airline incidents, airline regulations, airline safety, airplane fatalities, airplane safety, Aviation (Industry), aviation accidents, aviation news, aviation safety measures, commercial airplane, flight dangers, flight mortality, flight risks, HIGH, passenger safety, plane accidents, plane crashes, SKY, Survival, travel risks, Travel Statistics

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	9878
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	9	New Chunks Explored:	199223
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Enchanted Armories Found:	7

so, like, u ever been on a plane and thought “wow, what if i die in a fiery crash”? well, guess what, the chances just went UP! but fear not, cuz u can escape that fate by joining our EPIC minecraft server! no more worrying about plummeting to ur doom, just build ur own lil world and chillax with ur pals. plus, we have flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes. no joke. join now before the airplanes get u!

PizzaCity

Active, apply, bedrock, Chill, Community, Dedicated, Discord, Friendly, Fun, Gaming, Join, laid back, multiplayer, PizzaCity, Player Base, Server, smp, Survival, Tags: Minecraft, Vanilla, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	3506
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	9
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Mines Excavated:	3664	Void Armor Forged:	27
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Description
Are you looking for a laid-back whitelisted Bedrock SMP server with a friendly community? Look no further, we have a dedicated player base and a relatively active Discord. If you’re looking for a chill server then join today! Visit our website to apply.

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply to join the server?	You can visit our website and fill out the application form.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, the server is whitelisted to maintain a friendly and safe community.
How active is the Discord server?	We have a relatively active Discord server where players can chat and coordinate in-game activities.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	The server runs on the Bedrock edition of Minecraft.

Eternal Kingdoms 1.20.2

#kroniijokes, #kroniirotic, #kronillust, #krossets, #krotime, #nsfwart, #OKTK, #ourokronii, 1.20.2, bgm, Collabs, cover, ETERNAL, fanbase, hololive, Kingdoms, love, merch, Music, originalsong, QandA, Reporting, Schedule, streaming

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	2447
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	29	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	363	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, you wanna join this Minecraft server? It’s like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of OuroKronii! We got streams, we got memes, we got fanbase tags that will blow your mind! And don’t even get me started on the original songs and BGMs – they’ll have you grooving like a creeper on a dance floor!

TasteTestWifey

béchamel sauce, cayenne pepper, Chef, chicken noodle soup, Communication, Cooking, creamy chicken and wild rice soup, culinary skills, Dinner, family, family dynamics, Food, food critique, home cook, kitchen, meal preparation, recipe experimentation, spice usage, taste testing, TasteTestWifey

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	4981
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2843
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Towns Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48

Are you tired of cooking amazing meals for your ungrateful family? Join our Minecraft server where all your culinary creations will be appreciated like never before!

Imagine a world where every block you place is like seasoning a dish to perfection. Our community of players will savor every build you create, just like they savor your delicious meals.

No more family members disrespecting your cooking skills by adding cayenne pepper without even tasting the dish first. On our server, your creations will be treated with the respect they deserve.

So come join us and experience a world where your culinary talents are truly valued. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual chef friend who will praise your building skills just like your real chef friend praised your cooking chops!

Y2KTeenager Minecraft SMP

adolescence, aim, Coming of Age, dial-up internet, early 2000s, emo, fashion, flip phones, internet, low rise jeans, Minecraft, Music, myspace, Nostalgia, pop culture, Pop Punk, smp, social media, Technology, teenager, trends, y2k, Y2KTeenager

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Players:	105/800	Votes:	2937
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Astral Staffs Crafted:	20

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit AF! Like, back in the early 2000s, being a teenager was like, soooo cray cray. But on this server, it’s like reliving those wild times but in blocky form. We have like, the craziest adventures and the most epic battles. And like, the mods are like, super cool and always throwing parties with unlimited cake and fireworks. Plus, there’s this secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot and treasure. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on all the fun and shenanigans. So come join us and let’s make some memories that’ll last a lifetime, or at least until the next update wipes everything out. YOLO, amirite?

SongRentFreeCraft

#earworm, brain soundtrack, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, constant earworm., constant replay, endless loop., mental playlist, music obsession, musical addiction, musical loop, musical obsession., never-ending earworm, never-ending song, nonstop music, persistent melody, song on repeat, song stuck on repeat, SongRentFreeCraft, stuck in my head, tune stuck in my brain

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9037
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Buildings Constructed:	37
Gods Slained:	0	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Magic Items Found:	8692
Emeralds Found:	5874	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6981

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t have any pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate jam-packed party for your blocky adventures!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant creepers with laser eyes, riding on flying pigs that poop diamonds, and building a castle made entirely of rainbow-colored obsidian.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Jukebox Jamboree, where all the songs in your head come to life and throw the wildest dance parties you’ve ever seen. So, what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the music take over your Minecraft world!

AstroCraft Minecraft Server

2032, asteroid, ASTROCRAFT, Astronomy, celestial body, collision, Cosmic, discovery, Earth, Impact, Minecraft, NASA, near-Earth object, planetary defense, potential threat, Probability, risk assessment, Science, Server, SKY, Space, space exploration, Universe

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7064
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runes Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	469
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

OMG GUYS, SO THERES THIS CRAZY ASTEROID THAT MIGHT SMASH INTO EARTH IN 2032, BUT DONT WORRY, WE FOUND A WAY TO ESCAPE! JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER AND BUILD A GIANT SPACESHIP TO FLY AWAY TO SAFETY! WE GOT CREEPERS AS ALIENS, ZOMBIES AS SPACE INVADERS, AND DIAMONDS AS FUEL! COME JOIN US BEFORE ITS TOO LATE AND WE ALL BECOME SPACE DUST! #ASTEROIDPARTY2022 #SAVETHEBLOCKS 🚀💎🌌

PotomacCraft: Air Traffic Control

Air, air traffic control, airport closure, Aviation, control, crashes, Delays, emergency, ground stop, Incident, investigation, News, Potomac River, PotomacCraft, Reagan National Airport, rescue operation, Safety, small aircraft, traffic, traffic control, Transportation, travel, Updates, washington dc

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	573
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dimension Hops:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so much chaos that even planes are crashing into rivers just to get a taste of the action! we’ve got flying pigs, talking cows, and a secret underground base where the llamas rule with an iron hoof. if you’re not afraid of a little turbulence, then hop on board and see if you can survive the madness. who needs a boring old airport when you can have a crash landing in our world of mayhem and mischief? come on, what are you waiting for? the llamas are calling your name!

Vaxxed&Vulnerable: Infertility&KidneyRisk

comorbidities, coronavirus, Covid-19, COVID-19-related, diseases, fully vaccinated, general population, health, infertility disorders, InfertilityKidneyRisk, kidney diseases, long-term effects, mortality, mortality risk, pandemic, Population, research, Risks, study, vaccinated individuals, VaxxedVulnerable

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Players:	109/700	Votes:	7476
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	37
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

LOLZ come join our EPIC Minecraft server where we have a study of 58 million blockheads and found out that if you have eight diseases like potatoitis and creeperphobia, you are five times more likely to die from a zombie attack than the general Steve population! 😱🧟‍♂️

But don’t worry, our server has magical potions and enchanted armor to protect you from any deadly mobs or diseases. Plus, we have a secret underground base where you can hide from any pesky creepers or skeletons trying to ruin your day. 🕵️‍♂️🦴

So come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server! Just watch out for those killer chickens, they’re no joke! 🐔💥 #MinecraftMadness

Solitary Madness 1.20.4

+18, 1.20.4, alone in my room, chat buddy, Drinking, drunk rant, gaming buddy, going insane, ISOLATION, Loneliness, madness, mental health, near my age, need someone to talk to, no blacks, no ESLs, no fat fucks, no gays, play games, seeking company, socializing, solitary, vc on discord

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	4096
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Potions Brewed:	111
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0

Join our Minecraft server for the most epic and chaotic time ever! We have more madness than a drunk rant about absolute bullshit! No boring people allowed, only cool kids who are ready to game and have a blast. Plus, we have a strict no-gays, no-blacks, no-fat-fucks, and no-ESLs policy because we only want the best of the best. So if you’re ready to join a server that’s as wild as a room full of crazy people, then hop on board and let’s get this party started!

DailyDuo Minecraft Server

autism, bathroom etiquette, college dorms, college life, daily routine, DailyDuo, disruptive behavior, Minecraft, on-campus living, personal hygiene, petty behavior, roommate conflict, roommate issues, Routine, Schedule, Server, shower schedule, shower seat, shower stall, showering, showering habits, Skincare Routine

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	7053
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	12
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that caters to your specific routine? Look no further! Our server is perfect for high-functioning autistics who need a consistent showering schedule. Join us and experience the thrill of showering in our handicap stall every single day at 6:30 PM sharp!

But wait, there’s more! Encounter hilarious drama with other players who just can’t handle your showering routine. Watch as they groan, sigh, and complain loudly about the big shower being taken. Will you stand your ground and assert your showering rights, or will you be pressured to finish up faster? The choice is yours!

Join now and witness epic showdowns in the bathroom, where grunting, cursing, and stomping are all part of the fun. And don’t forget to lotion your skin extra slowly for maximum pettiness – it’s all part of the experience!

So, are you ready to dive into the wild world of showering drama? Join our server today and show everyone that showering at the same time every day is not just a routine, it’s a way of life!

Players:	104/100	Votes:	185
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4