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| Players: | 110/500 | Votes: | 5528 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 17 |
| Towns Built: | 10 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 9 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 7311 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 31 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 |
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 9 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 |
yo yo yo, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like da wild wild west of blocky adventures, fam. we got pigs flyin’ and creepers dancin’ to dubstep, it’s lit af.
imagine a world where u can mine for diamonds while riding a llama dressed as a cowboy, yeehaw! and don’t even get me started on the secret underground disco parties where u can battle it out with other players in epic dance-offs.
plus, our server is so inclusive that even zombies and skeletons are welcome to join in on the fun. we believe in equal opportunities for all, even if u have no skin or flesh.
so come on down to our server and be part of the revolution, where the Global South meets the Global North in a clash of blocky proportions. who needs real world wages when u can be rollin’ in virtual diamonds and emeralds, amirite? let’s make minecraft great again, one pixel at a time.
