Global Warming Speedrun | New Minecraft Servers 2025

RetroFilm SMP

cinematic masterpiece, classic film, controversial themes, critical examination, cultural evolution, cultural norms, ethical issues, film analysis, film criticism, film industry, historical context, iconic movie, modern perspective, moral dilemmas, outdated values, pop culture, RetroFilm, smp, social commentary, societal critique, societal standards, timeless classic

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	3261
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Alien Abductions:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Dimension Hops:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this EPIC Minecraft SMP server?? It’s like, the most lit server everrrr. Like, you gotta join because the admins are like, unicorns who can fly and grant you wishes. And the players are all secretly famous celebrities who just wanna play Minecraft in peace.

But wait, there’s more! The server has like, a secret underground base where they keep all the rarest items and diamonds. And if you find it, you get to ride a rainbow llama into battle against evil mobs. It’s like, soooooo cool.

And like, the spawn area is a giant castle made out of candy and rainbows. And there’s a pet dragon that you can ride around and breathe fire on your enemies. It’s like, totally insane.

So yeah, you should totally join this Minecraft SMP because it’s the most awesome server in the whole entire universe. Like, for realz.

JokeMistakeCraft

Behavior, Body language, character traits, Communication, emotional intelligence, Empathy, humor, Interpretation, JOKE, JokeMistakeCraft, misunderstanding, Perception, Personality, reactions, reactions to humor, SELF AWARENESS, sense of humor, sense of self, sensitivity, social cues, Social Skills

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	4335
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	475	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Join our Minecraft server and find out! We have players who build entire cities out of diamond blocks just for fun, players who ride around on pigs wearing top hats, and players who communicate only in meows. You never know what hilarious shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server! Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and offer exclusive quests for those brave enough to seek them out. So if you want to experience the wackiest and most unpredictable Minecraft server out there, join us now!

KoreanCraft: POW Edition

Asia, Capture, Conflict, Diplomacy, eastern europe, Edition, Euromaidan Press, foreign affairs, global news, international relations, KoreanCraft, Military, military capture, Military operations, News, north korean, political tensions, Pow, prisoners of war, Ukraine, ukrainians, War

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	2199
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Star Shards Collected:	198
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

LOL come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we got Ukrainians capturing North Korean POWs like it’s a freakin’ war zone! You gotta see it to believe it, fam. Our players are straight up savage, building bases and taking prisoners like it’s nobody’s business. Plus, we got pigs that can fly and cows that do the cha-cha slide. Trust me, you won’t find a more wild and wacky server anywhere else. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Brain Face Recognition Fun

Awareness, Brain, brain function, cognition, Cognitive science, face, faces, facial recognition, Fun, Human Behavior, Memory, neuroscience, Perception, Psychology, recognition, research, study, subconscious, suppressed, uncanny ability, Unconscious, visual processing

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2581
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	8941	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10

so, like, u ever wanted to join a minecraft server that will blow ur mind? well, u gotta join this one cuz our players have the brain power to recognize faces even when they’re suppressed! like, how crazy is that?? imagine playing with ppl who can see ur face even when u think u hiding it! join now for a mind-bending experience that will make u question everything u thought u knew about minecraft servers. come on, u know u wanna see what all the hype is about!

Edenor – Private server Minecraft server

atmosphere, Audience, banner, Buildings, DISCOUNT, Events, free pass, group, image, Join, Minecraft, No Private, Pirate, Play, pleasant sides, private server, promotional code, Relax, Roleplay, rp, Survival, Telegram, Two Years, Website, Whitelist

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Players:	107/800	Votes:	9147
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	15
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Void Gems Collected:	24
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Villages Defended:	19	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	89	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7

We are a private project, with a pretty good audience, no privates and no signature.

On the server you will find many beautiful and interesting buildings, RP situations and just a good, quiet atmosphere in which you can calmly play and relax.

We have been working for more than two years and show only the pleasant sides of Minecraft!

Do you want to join us?

Subscribe to our group: https://vk.com/edenorrp

To our telegram: https://t.me/edenorrp

Buy a passage on the website: https://edenor.fun/ use the promotional code for a discount “edenormc”!

Or apply for a free pass: https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLSd-asUYQunGAYl0pGbM2gNyCkJQI1SwG6b7huKl5qyf5sFXfg/viewform

mc.edenor.fun

TSMP [roleplay]

alliances, Aventura, Collaborative, Community, custom mods, Discord, Events, Factions, Game, Immersive, Minecraft, misterio, player, Roleplay, Roleplaying, rules, Secrets, Servidor, smp, Story, TSMP, voice chat

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	8677
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	6947	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	TSMP \| Aventura, Mistério e Roleplay
Location	Brazil (🇧🇷)
Description	Bem-vindo à Ilha Smaragdus, um lugar cheio de segredos, aventuras e histórias épicas! Localizada em um arquipélago isolado, a ilha é controlada pela misteriosa OVI (Organização Visionária Imaginada), uma entidade poderosa e enigmática.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
O que te espera em Smaragdus?	Histórias interligadas, conflitos e alianças, cenário imersivo, narrativas dinâmicas.
Qual é o foco do servidor?	Roleplay colaborativo, onde suas escolhas e ações moldam o futuro da ilha.
Quais são as características principais?	Roleplay imersivo, mods personalizados, voice chat por proximidade, comunidade engajada.
Como posso participar?	Conecte-se à Ilha Smaragdus e descubra os segredos que a OVI e outros não querem que você saiba!

NOSSO DISCORD: https://discord.gg/APMq9QHc

Ethereal Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, beats, BIGGER….., CLARA, coffee, Company, Crashing, Drama, Ethereal, health, Holo, indie sad girls, Melty, next year, niji, outshines, phase, Phasing out, pippa, Realms, Remi, sad girls, Singers

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5616
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	32	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride! We’ve got sad girls, but indie ones are way cooler. Who even drinks coffee? Not us! Singers? Holo is where it’s at. Drama? Niji is the real deal. Clara is a mess waiting to happen. Remi’s health is a ticking time bomb. Pippa won’t survive if things get bigger. So join our server for a chaotic and unpredictable experience!

SMP Minecraft – Femdom SMP General

Biological women, Bloody Christmas Edition, bump limit, christmas lights, Dommes, femdom, Femdom General, general, greedy brat, little elf, loved ones, Minecraft, retards, Royal treatment, santa, Santa’s sack, smp, SUBS, Superior sex, TAS, tq, worshiping women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	9850
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	204	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Enchantments Applied:	248	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	33	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Divine Spears Created:	15	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship women as the superior sex and give them the royal treatment they deserve! Only biological women allowed, because we’re all about that girl power here.

Join us for our belated Bloody Christmas Edition, where we celebrate the holiday season in the most outrageous way possible. Dommes, would you rather be the Santa in charge or watch your sub try to do it while being a greedy brat? Subs, how would you handle being your domme’s little elf, preparing food and maybe even Christmas lights?

Don’t be a retard, enjoy the last week of the year with your loved ones and pay attention to the bump limit. Or else, you might find yourself in Santa’s sack for next year’s festivities!

Previous Edition: [link to previous thread]

So come on and join us for a wild and wacky time on our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have a blast and worship those fabulous females!

KidMeSaysMCSMP

child version, Childhood, emotional well being, Future, Inner child, KidMeSaysMCSMP, mental health, past, personal growth, PRESENT, SELF AWARENESS, self compassion, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-care, self-doubt, self-identity, self-validation

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	1537
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Ores Mined:	3621	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15

Bro, if you join this epic Minecraft SMP, you’ll be transported to a magical land where the child version of you will actually appear and ask if we turned out okay. And get this, if you say yes, you get a diamond sword that shoots out fireworks. But if you say no, you have to fight a giant chicken with a mustache. It’s wild, bro. So come join us and let’s see if we turned out okay together!

CoolFandomsCraft

coolest fanbases, CoolFandomsCraft, dedicated fans, fan appreciation, fan community, fan culture, fan love, fan loyalty, fan pride, fan support, fan unity, Fandom, loyal fans, non-toxic fans, passionate fans, Positive community, positive fan culture, positive fanbase, positive fandom, Supportive fans, toxic fanbases

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	1078
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Farms Harvested:	663	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9

Forget those toxic fanbases, come join our Minecraft server where the fanbase is so cool, they put the “ice” in “nice”! Our players are so chill, they could give Elsa a run for her money.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a hidden diamond mine that led to a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. The party was lit, the music was bumpin’, and the creepers were breakdancing like there was no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon Whisperer, who can tame even the wildest of dragons with just a flick of their wrist. Rumor has it they once rode a dragon into battle against an army of zombie pigmen and came out victorious.

So, if you’re tired of dealing with toxic fanbases and want to be a part of the coolest community in Minecraft, come join our server today. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you in this wacky world of blocky fun!

ArgenCraft vs RusBlock

alcohol consumption, alcohol policy, alcohol testing, ArgenCraft, argentina, breathalyzer test, diplomatic clash, diplomatic dispute, diplomatic incident, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic relations, diplomatic tensions, Dispute Resolution, foreign affairs, government protocol, international diplomacy, international relations, legal consequences, legal implications, political tensions, RusBlock, russia

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	208
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	33	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Votes:	4819	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Animals Bred:	98

So, like, imagine this, right? You’re just minding your own business, mining some diamonds in Minecraft, when suddenly, BOOM, a breathalyzer test appears out of nowhere. And guess what? It leads to a full-on diplomatic clash between Argentina and Russia! Like, how crazy is that?

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against zombie hordes, build a rollercoaster that goes straight to the moon, and even have a pet llama that spits fireballs at creepers. Plus, every time you log on, a random celebrity will join the server and challenge you to a dance-off. Can you imagine Beyonce doing the floss dance in Minecraft? Because it totally happens here.

Oh, and did I mention that the server is actually run by a group of super intelligent dolphins who have mastered the art of underwater basket weaving? Yeah, they’re the ones who keep everything running smoothly and make sure that the server is always full of surprises.

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a llama on a sugar rush, then you definitely need to join us. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this wacky world!

Classic Prison

{Bedrock IP}, 100s of cosmetics, activities, airdrops, Blackmarket, Capes, Cell PvP, cells, classic, commissary, Cosmetics, costumes, Crates, Decent Amount of Players Now, Easy Progression, Fishing, Guards, Koth, modern gameplay, og, old school, Prison, Progression, PvP, Quests, WarZone events, WarZone Mine

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	4228
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Secret Passages Found:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Server Information:

IP	dnmc.net
Port	19132
Version	Bedrock

Features:

Classic Prison: Non-OP, grind-based progression system.
PvP Events: Participate in WarZone events like KOTH (King of the Hill), AirDrops, and WarZone Mine for rewards.
Non-P2W: The server maintains a fair balance for free-to-play players, with limited benefits for donators.
Cosmetics: 100s of cosmetics, costumes, and capes

Activities & Progression:

-Cells: Grow drugs, farm gems, and manage storage.
-Quests: NPCs help players progress faster.
-Commissary: Sell special items for extra money, especially useful with PlayerShops.
-Fishing: Unlock rare rewards while fishing in B Ward.
-Guards: Coming soon to add another layer of challenge.
-So Much More: Check out the server to see more

For more details:

Website: https://dnmc.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/SbpyNPB

PatarHD’s showcase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LRu3g9ruKgM

It’s an ideal server for players looking to relive the nostalgic prison experience with some fresh updates.

GrooveCraft Server 1.20.4

1.20.4, celebration, cheerful, christmas, Daily Bust a Groove thread, family, Festive, Friends, Gifts, GrooveCraft, Happiness, holiday, joy, kiss, love, Memories, Mistletoe, romance, Server, sharing, special moment, tradition, V, Winter

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	3559
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Magic Items Found:	2229	Holy Grails Found:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

lololol i hope u didnt kiss a creeper instead xD

Join this Minecraft server if u wanna build ur own winter wonderland and make out with cute villagers under the mistletoe!

We got snowball fights, secret santa gift exchanges, and even a hot tub made of lava for those spicy moments 😉

Don’t miss out on the chance to celebrate Christmas all year round with us! Just watch out for any sneaky Endermen trying to steal ur presents hehehe.

Jim Furrnette’s Epic Minecraft SMP Adventure

Adventure, alter ego, bizarre situations, case of mistaken identity, confusion, doppelganger, double life, Epic, Furrnettes, identity crisis, jim, Jim Furrnette, lookalike, Minecraft, mistaken for a celebrity, mistaken for a famous person, mistaken for someone else, mistaken identity, mixed up, peculiar occurrences, secret identity, smp, strange coincidences, surreal experiences, twin stranger, unexpected encounters

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	9201
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	115	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, say hello to Jim Furrnette! This server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to explode!

Join us for epic adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens, or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether!

But that’s not all – our community is filled with hilarious characters like Bob the Sheep Whisperer, who can communicate with sheep using only interpretive dance. And don’t forget about Sally the Spider Tamer, who rides around on a giant spider named Fluffy.

So what are you waiting for? Join Jim Furrnette today and experience Minecraft like never before! Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the villagers declare war on the zombies. It’s a crazy ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll in Jim Furrnette!

EternalDebate Minecraft SMP

ceaseless controversy, continuous debate, endless disagreement, eternal argument, eternal dispute, EternalDebate, everlasting discussion, infinite argument, Minecraft, never resolved conflict, never settled dispute, never-ending debate, never-ending disagreement, never-ending discussion, ongoing argument, ongoing controversy, perpetual argument, perpetual dispute, persistent quarrel, smp, timeless debate, timeless quarrel, unending debate

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	860
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Void Gems Collected:	31	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2850
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5

Bro, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft SMP server that you just HAVE to join. Like, seriously, it’s the most lit server out there. We got diamond rainbows falling from the sky, creepers that do the cha-cha slide, and villagers that breakdance for emeralds. It’s a total vibe, bro.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret dungeon where you can fight a boss that’s half Ender Dragon, half Spongebob Squarepants. And if you defeat him, you get a pet panda that shoots lasers out of its eyes. I’m not even kidding, bro.

And the best part? Our server has a never-ending argument about whether pineapples belong on pizza or not. It’s like a never-ending cycle of chaos and pineapple chunks. You gotta join just to witness the madness, bro.

So what are you waiting for? Come join our Minecraft SMP and experience the most outrageous, hilarious, and downright bonkers adventures of your life. Trust me, you won’t regret it.

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	3214
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dragon Eggs Found:	3471	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8