come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 107/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
Gnome Villages Protected: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 9
Void Armor Forged: 21 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
Zombie Dances: 6 Portal Loops Escaped: 2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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