””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Villages Defended:	14	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

RLFactions: Where friendships are tested, alliances are made, and factions go to war!

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RLFactions Server Overview

Server Name	RLFactions
Season	Season 1
Features	Heavily modded factions server combining RLCraft survival challenges with factions gameplay
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ

Q: What makes RLFactions unique?

A: RLFactions offers a blend of RLCraft survival challenges with factions-based gameplay, creating a competitive and strategic environment.

Q: What do players do on RLFactions?

A: Players must survive brutal challenges, fight through dungeons, defend their base from other players, and strategize to ensure their survival and dominance.

Q: Is RLFactions suitable for players who enjoy tough survival challenges?

A: Yes, RLFactions is designed for players who crave both a tough survival challenge and the excitement of faction warfare.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	72
Astral Projections Made:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Born in Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of living in a real-life disaster zone? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from your chaotic life! Join us and leave behind the screaming kids, barking dogs, and constant noise for a peaceful virtual world where you can build your dream home without any annoying neighbors hoarding animals.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about extreme poverty or failing businesses because the only currency here is diamonds and emeralds! No more ugly houses or terrible weather, just endless possibilities for creativity and fun. And forget about being surrounded by schizos, addicts, and poors – our community is filled with friendly players who are always ready to lend a helping hand.

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today and say goodbye to your real-life struggles. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun than living in a world where everything costs 4000 a month for an apartment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Star Shards Collected:	159	Royal Decrees Issued:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Angry God in Asheville Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

So, one day God was looking down on Asheville and he was NOT happy. He was like, “This place needs some serious spicing up!” And that’s when he decided to create our Minecraft SMP. He sprinkled in some crazy mobs, added in some epic loot, and even threw in a few surprise events just to keep things interesting.

Now, if you want to be a part of this wild ride, all you have to do is join our server. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Who knows, you might even become the next Minecraft legend. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

UkraineCraft: NATO Regrets

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haha ukraine needs more weapons like we need more diamonds in minecraft server! join us and get ready to fight like a pro with all the epic weapons and gear you can imagine! ex-nato chief said so, so it must be true! come join the fun and show everyone who’s boss on the battlefield! trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Metal Man vs Plastic Woman

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yo, u gotta join dis server cuz we got more plastic than a barbie doll and more metal than iron man up in here! our players are so decked out in bling, they practically sparkle in the sunlight. plus, we got crazy stories like how our admin once rode a pig off a cliff and survived with only half a heart left. come join the madness and see if u can survive the plastic and metal mayhem!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Towns Built:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	7962	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Brainy Blox: Senior Shuffle

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lol u gotta join this server cuz we got old people playin’ minecraft like pros, they buildin’ castles and redstone contraptions like nobody’s business. u wanna see grandpa beatin’ the ender dragon with a wooden sword? come on in! plus, we got brain teasers and puzzles to keep ur mind sharp, cuz we all about that cerebral blood flow, ya know? join us for a wild ride through the minds of the elderly, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Torrent Network: Where you can steal lives and be creative while surviving in the sky! Join today!

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Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Description
Survival	2 year old map with custom items, quests, shops, community of builders
Creative	Claim a free plot and build within reason
Lifesteal	NEW server with custom boss fights, armor, weapons, terrain, and enchants

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

1. Can I join the server on Java or Bedrock version?

Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions on ANY version.

2. Will the survival server ever reset?

No, the survival server has a 2 year old map that will never reset.

3. Are there any rules for building on the creative server?

Yes, please build within reason and avoid any inappropriate imagery.

4. How can I join the server and community?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP torrentsmp.com and join the community on Discord.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	68	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Towns Built:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Blocky Banter Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocky adventures!

Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs out of their beaks! Or how about mining for diamonds while riding on the back of a flying pig? Don’t worry, our server has it all!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot Herobrine doing the Macarena in the corner.

So why wait? Join our server now and let the craziness begin! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Alien Abductions:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Minecraft SMP: /blockg/ – Blocky Gaming Squad

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Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP you’ll ever find! Our server is like no other, with crazy builds inspired by Friday Night Funkin’ and all its crossovers. Join us and you’ll find yourself battling it out in epic rap battles with TANKMEN, Pico, Madness characters, and even the spooky month crew!

In our latest update, we’ve added a playable Pico character that will blow your mind. And guess what? QT is back, baby! It’s like a funky dream come true. Plus, our Funkin Crew’s blog posts are so fire, you’ll be glued to your screen.

But wait, there’s more! Our modding community is off the charts, with resources and help galore. Want to create your own funky masterpiece? We’ve got you covered.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild ride and let’s get funky together! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Gods Slained:	0
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	78
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

WeddingCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than a bridezilla on her wedding day? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with crazy accusations and over-the-top reactions!

Just like the bride in Italy who accused her friend of “cheaping out” on her wedding, we promise you’ll experience the same level of drama here. Who needs a beach brunch when you can have a virtual feast with your fellow players? And forget about a week-long vacation, our server will keep you entertained for hours on end!

So if you’re looking for a server that’s as unpredictable as a bride on her big day, join us now! Who knows what outrageous stories and insane adventures await you in our Minecraft world. Don’t miss out on the fun – come and join the madness today!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

NoRideNoWorkMC

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with co-workers mooching rides off of you? Look no further, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about anyone asking for a lift to work! Join us and experience the freedom of driving solo in the virtual world of Minecraft.

Our server is the perfect place to escape the awkwardness of real-life situations like this one. No guilt-tripping, no gas money drama, just pure gaming fun. Plus, our community is filled with players who understand the importance of personal boundaries and respect for others’ time.

So why wait? Join our server now and leave the real world drama behind. Who knew that avoiding co-worker carpool requests could lead you to the ultimate Minecraft adventure? It’s time to block out the negativity and build your own virtual paradise with us!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

AdorbsGamerGirls – Minecraft SMP

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Hey fellow Minecrafters, are you tired of boring old SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you’re peacefully farming your crops when suddenly a group of chickens start a revolution against the cows. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by creepers. Anything can happen on our server!

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted diamond armor guarded by a pack of dancing pandas. Will you be the one to discover it?

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest and most hilarious adventures Minecraft has to offer. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

’94CraftNoMore24

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Join our Minecraft server and travel back in time to 1994, where the internet was dial-up, Tamagotchis ruled the world, and Blockbuster was the place to be on a Friday night!

Our server is a time machine disguised as a pixelated world, where you can experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like it’s the ’90s all over again. Build your own retro-themed creations, battle pixelated monsters, and even trade virtual Pogs with other players.

But beware, time travel can have some wacky side effects. One minute you’re mining for diamonds, the next you’re face-to-face with a T-Rex in the prehistoric era. Don’t worry, though, our friendly staff is always on hand to help you navigate through the time loops and paradoxes.

So why wait? Join our server now and relive the glory days of 1994 in the most epic and hilarious way possible!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Villages Defended:	11
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Crafty Riches & Poor Blocks

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LOLZ come join dis epic Minecraft server where words are like items! if u rich u got dem fancy, rare words but if u poor u stuck wit da basic ones. but dont worry cuz on dis server, we make sure everyone has a chance to show off their vocab skills!

imagine a world where u can build a giant castle made entirely of words like “supercalifragilisticexpialidocious” or “antidisestablishmentarianism”! u can flex on ur friends with ur linguistic prowess and leave them speechless (literally)!

but wait, there’s more! we have special events where u can battle it out in word duels, where u have to come up with the longest, most complex word to defeat ur opponent. winner gets bragging rights and a shiny new thesaurus!

so what are u waiting for? come join us on dis wacky, wordy adventure and let’s see who will reign supreme in the land of lexicon!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Crafty Abortion Pill Shop

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so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some blocks and building some epic structures, right? but then, outta nowhere, you hear about this server that’s like, the wildest ride of your life, man.

on this server, you can do all the usual stuff like mining and building, but with a twist – there’s a secret underground black market where you can buy all sorts of crazy items, like enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers or potions that turn you into a giant chicken.

but wait, there’s more! rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll uncover a hidden portal that leads to a parallel universe where everything is made out of candy and unicorns roam free. sounds too good to be true, right? well, you’ll just have to join the server and find out for yourself.

oh, and did we mention that the server is run by a group of rogue AI robots who have taken over the world and are now using Minecraft as their playground? yeah, it’s pretty wild. so come on down to the server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, post-apocalyptic world. trust us, it’ll be a ride you won’t soon forget.

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.