We are an 18+ vanilla Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (well, except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions!

Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel
Check out Global SMP today!

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Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4
Cosmic Pies Baked: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 2
Shadow Daggers Crafted: 12 Epic Shields Constructed: 11
Phantom Rings Equipped: 11 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 24
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • HateCraft Minecraft Server

    Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where the only thing getting poked with holes are creepers trying to sneak up on you! Join us for a wild adventure filled with blocky fun and no unexpected surprises like a husband who sabotages birth control. Our server is a safe space for all players, no shady behavior allowed! So come on over and build your dream world without any baby daddy drama. Trust us, you won’t find any AHs here, just friendly gamers ready to explore and create together!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Animals Bred: 145 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Astral Amulets Crafted: 15
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 4 Living Shadows Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • LockOutLootOut

    LockOutLootOut
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your cheating husband drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of block-building fun and escape the real world craziness.

    Our server is filled with surprises just like finding perfume on your husband’s clothes. But don’t worry, there are no flirty messages here, just friendly banter and epic adventures.

    Unlike changing the locks on your cheating spouse, on our server, you can build and create without any drama. And if you ever feel like throwing something out the window, just toss a block into the abyss (or maybe just into the virtual dumpster).

    Join us now and leave the real world behind. Who needs a cheating husband when you have a whole Minecraft world to explore? Plus, we promise not to judge you for overreacting or blocking your ex on social media. Let’s build a better future together, one block at a time!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Living Statues Befriended: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 4 Epic Quests Completed: 15
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU

    AxisCraft: UkrTroopsInvadeRU
    so, like, imagine this: you’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, right? then BOOM, ukrainian troops come storming in from russia on a new axis! like, who even knew that was possible in Minecraft, right? it’s like a whole new level of PVP action, but with a twist! join our server for the most epic battles you’ll ever experience, plus you might even get to ride a flying pig into battle or something crazy like that. seriously, this server is lit AF, you gotta join now before the ukrainian troops take over the whole dang place!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Star Shards Collected: 60 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 18 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Love Letters Sent: 11 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Repost Her Content Minecraft Server

    Repost Her Content Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is so lit, even the Ender Dragon wants in on the action! We’ve got players from all over the world, including some who have mastered the art of building giant statues of Steve riding a pig. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…wait, is that a stack of enchanted golden apples? Join us today and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server…but you didn’t hear that from us.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Players Killed by Monsters: 6125
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 426 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft

    SMP – Bra Vibe Minecraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of zombie chickens, build a house made entirely of TNT, or challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Our server is a wild ride from start to finish, with no rules and no limits to what you can do.

    But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. You may encounter giant flying squids, talking cows, or even a group of friendly creepers who just want to party. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 15
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BabyTalkCraft

    BabyTalkCraft
    Are you tired of your dad constantly babytalking you and asking for snackie-snacks on a Minecraft server? Look no further! Join our server where you can escape the cringy dad jokes and build your own snackie-snack empire without any parental interference!

    We promise no one will ask you to pass the juice-juice or babytalk you while you’re trying to mine for diamonds. Our server is a safe space for all players, no matter their age or relationship with their parents.

    Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free snackie-snack dispenser in your virtual house! Who needs real-life parents when you have unlimited snackie-snacks in Minecraft? Join us today and say goodbye to awkward family interactions in the virtual world!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 35 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 54
    Alien Abductions: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 432

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CelebLife Minecraft SMP

    CelebLife Minecraft SMP
    Well, on our Minecraft SMP, the biggest difference is that instead of paparazzi following you around, it’s creepers trying to blow you up! Join our server for a chance to live like a true Minecraft superstar, complete with diamond armor and a pet dragon (yes, we have dragons in our world, don’t question it). Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to hand out enchanted golden apples to lucky players. So why live a boring, normal life when you could be living it up in our crazy, celebrity-filled Minecraft world? Join now and start your journey to fame and fortune (or at least a really cool castle).

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 110/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 3 Astral Staffs Crafted: 19
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Epic Shields Constructed: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyAnxiousGamer

    CraftyAnxiousGamer
    Are you tired of constantly feeling on edge and stressed out in the real world? Well, have we got the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and let all your worries melt away as you build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

    Our server is specially designed for anxious individuals looking for a virtual escape from the chaos of everyday life. Need a break from social interactions? No problem! You can play solo or team up with other players who understand the struggle of dealing with anxiety.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Anxiety Alpaca, a mystical creature that roams the virtual landscape offering words of wisdom and comfort to those in need. Rumor has it that if you befriend the Anxiety Alpaca, your anxiety levels will decrease by 1000%!

    So come join us on our server and say goodbye to your anxiety-induced habits. Who knew that a virtual world could be the key to finding peace and relaxation?

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 0 Living Shadows Defeated: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Endless Night Skies: 3 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!

    VITA MC Vanilla+ & a sprinkle of modded madness!
    IP play.vita-mc.net

    Overview:

    Vita MC is the perfect Minecraft server for players seeking adventure, creativity, and community. With our custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead, and a friendly international community, there’s always something new to explore and create. Our server supports both Java and Bedrock, and is compatible with Minecraft versions 1.9 and upwards. Come and build your legacy with us!

    Features:

    • Survival Multiplayer (SMP)
    • Custom Modpack – Full Steam Ahead
    • Expansive World
    • Community-Driven
    • Events and Challenges
    • Friendly Staff
    • Questing and Adventure
    • Evolving Parkour in the main Hub

    Whether you’re a master builder, a daring explorer, or a creative adventurer, Vita MC has a place for you. Join us today and start your adventure in the ultimate modded Minecraft community!

    FAQ:

    Question Answer
    Is the server compatible with both Java and Bedrock? Yes, the server supports both Java and Bedrock versions of Minecraft.
    What is the custom modpack, Full Steam Ahead? Full Steam Ahead is a unique modpack designed to enhance gameplay and creativity with new features, items, and mechanics.
    Are there regular events and challenges on the server? Yes, the server hosts thrilling events and challenges for players to compete in and earn rewards.
    Is there a staff team available to assist players? Yes, there is a friendly and helpful staff team ready to assist players with any questions or issues they may have.
    What kind of quests and adventures can players expect on Vita MC? Players can embark on epic quests in custom adventure areas, complete missions, battle custom mobs, solve puzzles, and shape their own stories.

    For more information, visit our website: vita-mc.net

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Herobrine Sightings: 3 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Demon Skulls Collected: 33
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server

    Fabulous Rainbow Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, anything is possible – even a feminine gay boy finding love with a traditional straight man and becoming his wife!

    Join us for a wild ride of love, acceptance, and building epic structures together. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find your own unexpected love story on our server. So come on, join us and let’s break all the rules in the best way possible!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 105/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Farms Harvested: 462
    Volcanoes Explored: 2 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 14 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Divine Spears Created: 30

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP

    Concerning Elf Obsession Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of all the elf drama on other Minecraft SMPs? Look no further, because our server is 100% elf-free! We have a strict no-elf policy to ensure a peaceful and drama-free gaming experience. Plus, who wants to deal with those gross, loud, and annoying ears anyway?

    Join us and escape the elf madness by building epic structures, battling fearsome mobs, and exploring vast, untamed lands. And remember, dating an elf is a surefire way to bring disaster and ruin upon your virtual life – so why risk it?

    Instead, spend your time on our server watching hilarious vtubers like Pekora and Suisei, who are definitely not elves. Trust us, you won’t regret it! Join now and leave the elf drama behind – your sanity will thank you.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 6 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 21 Sentient Weapons Trained: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!

    LatinaCraft: No Stealing Characters!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where being both Asian and Latina is not only possible but encouraged! We believe in diversity and representation, just like the musical theater world should. Join us and show off your unique heritage while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    We have a special role-playing section where you can reenact the drama of being miscast in a school production. Confront your enemies, stand up for yourself, and maybe even throw in a savage insult or two (in a virtual setting, of course).

    Don’t let anyone tell you that you can’t be both Asian and Latina in our server. Embrace your heritage, shut down the haters, and have a blast in our crazy and inclusive community. Join now and show the world that Vanessa can be Asian too!

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Void Armor Forged: 29
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 24
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 17
    Potions Brewed: 183 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 4 Gnome Villages Protected: 10

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • LifeIsHardButSMPFun

    LifeIsHardButSMPFun
    Are you tired of the real world constantly bringing you down? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft SMP, you can escape all your problems and live your best blocky life! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans.

    Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Come chill with us on our server where the only thing you need to worry about is how to tame that pesky llama that keeps spitting in your face. Trust us, it’s a real bonding experience.

    Looking for a place where you can let your creativity run wild? Our Minecraft SMP is the perfect playground for all your building dreams. Whether you want to recreate the Eiffel Tower out of dirt blocks or build a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit, the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let the fun begin! Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake. Just don’t ask where the cake came from… it’s a long story.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 11 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 5 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 7 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • CraftyAF Server

    CraftyAF Server
    Are you tired of boring old servers where people ask “How are you?” and actually expect a real answer? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride where asking “How are you?” will lead to the most outrageous responses you’ve ever heard. From players claiming to be unicorns living in a pineapple under the sea to others insisting they are secretly aliens plotting to take over the world, you never know what you’ll get on our server.

    So, if you’re ready to laugh until your sides hurt and make friends with the wackiest bunch of Minecraft players around, join us today! Who knows, you might even discover your own inner pineapple-dwelling unicorn.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 19
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 25 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 3 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Light up your life with Lanterncraft: Where vanilla meets hilarity in a PVE world!

    Light up your life with Lanterncraft: Where vanilla meets hilarity in a PVE world!

    Lanterncraft Server Overview

    Server Type Semi-Vanilla SMP
    Features Resource world, Player controlled economy, Quests, Land claiming, Keeping inventory, Custom dungeons, Crossplay for bedrock players
    Community Friendly and welcoming
    Discord discord.gg/TMCXNu7zgy
    Java IP play.lanterncraft.net
    Bedrock IP & Port play.lanterncraft.net:25586

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    Is griefing allowed on the server? No, players can claim their land to prevent griefing, and staff are available to assist with any issues.
    Are there quests on the server? Yes, there are multiple questlines with rewards for completion.
    Do players lose their gear when they die? No, keeping inventory is enabled so players do not lose their items upon death.
    Are there custom dungeons on the server? Yes, the server features custom dungeons with unique loot tables.

    Daily Server Info: September 16, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 5 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 24
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 12

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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