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StepmomSecrets Minecraft Server

biological parent, breaking the rules, co parenting, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consequences, discipline, excessive punishment, family conflict, family dynamics, grace, Honesty, household rules, leniency, Minecraft, parenting, Server, step-parenting, STEPDAUGHTER, StepmomSecrets, teenage rebellion, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	7222
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of parenting a teenage stepdaughter? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from the drama of real life, where you can build, explore, and mine to your heart’s content.

Join us for a wild adventure where you can dig your way out of sticky situations, just like this stepdad who tried to cover for his rebellious stepdaughter. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon hidden treasures just like this family’s secrets!

With our server, you’ll never have a dull moment. Whether you’re navigating through family drama or dodging punishments, there’s always something exciting happening. So come on over and join the fun – just make sure to keep an eye out for any unexpected guests!

SleepyCraft OrganizeFun

adhd, Boundaries, Chores, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Empathy, exhaustion, Frustration, mental health, OrganizeFun, Partnership, personal growth, relationship dynamics, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, Routine, self improvement, self-care, SleepyCraft, Support, Understanding, work-life balance

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2130
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	543	Void Gems Collected:	10
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee you won’t have to deal with any lazy players like the one in this story! Join us and escape the drama of having to wake up your partner just to get them to charge their phone and brush their teeth.

Our server is filled with players who have their lives together – they have routines, they charge their phones, and they even wash their own dishes! Say goodbye to feeling like a mother picking up after your partner, and hello to a world where everyone takes care of themselves.

And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret quest where you have to wake up a sleeping player in-game to remind them to change out of their work clothes. Who knows what rewards await you for completing this hilarious task?

So come join us on our server, where the only thing you’ll have to worry about is building the best virtual world possible – no real-life drama allowed!

BondingOverMinecraftSMP

Affection, Bonding, BondingOverMinecraftSMP, Communication, Companionship, Connection, Deep Conversations, emotional bond, emotional connection, emotional intimacy, Empathy, friendship, Intimacy, love, mutual support, non-sexual intimacy, quality time, shared experiences, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	2101
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Love Letters Sent:	5	Magic Items Found:	3839
Alien Abductions:	3	Astral Projections Made:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Lol, bro, forget about sex, join this epic Minecraft SMP where we create the strongest emotional bonds through building giant statues of potatoes and having intense potato sack races. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve cried tears of joy while racing against your best Minecraft buddies in a potato sack. Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once tamed a wild Ender Dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. So yeah, if you want to experience the most emotionally bonding activities ever, join this SMP ASAP!

CraftyCraze18

+18, adrenaline-fueled, adventurous, bold, CraftyCraze18, Craziest, Daring, Escapade, FEARLESS, IMPULSIVE, Memories, Mischief, Outrageous, Rebellion, RECKLESS, Risk-taking, TEENAGE, thing.., unforgettable, Wild, Youthful

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	3782
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	11
Chimeras Created:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Enchantments Applied:	220	Falling into the Void:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	47
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Oh boy, let me tell you about this Minecraft server that will make all your wildest dreams come true! When I was 18, I joined this server and let me tell you, it was a game-changer. We had epic battles with giant chickens, built a roller coaster that went to the moon, and even discovered a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted llamas. And don’t even get me started on the time we tamed a dragon and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. Trust me, if you want to experience the most insane and hilarious adventures of your life, you need to join this server ASAP!

BananenSMP

Achievements, Advancements, Adventures, BananenSMP, Community, COMMUNITY SERVER, Custom Items, deutsch, Discord, Dungeons, epic adventures, Events, German, Join, Minecraft, Modded, Server, Server Events, Start Date, Tools

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	530
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10

Minecraft Server
Server Type	Modded 1.21.4
Custom Items
Advancements	Neue Herausforderungen & Erfolge!
Events
Startdate	In den Nächsten Tagen!

FAQ

How do I join the server?

You can join the server by clicking on the following link: Join now

What mods are included in the server?

The server runs on Modded 1.21.4 with custom items, advancements, events, dungeons, and more.

Is the server open to everyone?

Yes, the server is open to all players who are interested in joining the community.

Are there any rules I need to follow on the server?

Yes, we have a set of rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable gaming experience for everyone. Make sure to familiarize yourself with the rules before joining.

Can I invite my friends to join the server?

Yes, feel free to invite your friends to join the server and be part of the community.

Are there any in-game events or activities planned?

Yes, we have events, dungeons, and epic adventures planned for players to participate in. Stay tuned for updates on upcoming activities.

Eternal Bliss Isles 1.21.1

1.21.1, balance, Bliss, emotional intelligence, ETERNAL, friendship, health, Hedonist, Isles, Lifestyle, Moderation, Moral values, personal boundaries, pleasure seeking, relationships, SELF AWARENESS, self-care, self-control, self-destructive behavior, self-indulgent, Selfishness, toxic relationships, unhealthy habits, VALUES

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	9201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Crops Grown:	8807
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	93	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Come join our Minecraft server where we don’t tolerate hedonists! We’re all about building friendships and healthy gaming habits. Plus, who needs a hedonist bringing down the vibe? Not us, that’s for sure! So come on over and join the fun, where we value relationships and health over all else! Let’s build together and leave the hedonists in the dust!

BlockyJudgment

BETRAYAL, BlockyJudgment, friendship, friendship betrayal, friendship boundaries, friendship commitment, Friendship Dynamics, friendship expectations, friendship loyalty, friendship support, friendship trust, friendship values, long-term friendship, loyalty, Near Death Experience, real friends, Support, Trust

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	29	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

Are you tired of fake friends who don’t show up when you’re on your deathbed? Look no further, join our Minecraft server where the only loyalty you need is to building epic structures and surviving the creepers!

We don’t care if you’ve known someone for years, if they don’t bring you diamond armor when you’re sick, they’re out! Cut off those toxic friendships and join a community where the only drama is whether or not to build a castle or a rollercoaster next.

So come on, leave the fake friends behind and join us on the most epic Minecraft server where the only near-death experiences you’ll have are falling into lava pits or getting blown up by a stray creeper.

FlopCraft SMP: The Next Big Flop

big, biggest flop, buzzkill, disappointing release, Disappointment, Failed, failed hype, failed promise, Flop, flop of the year, FlopCraft, Hyped, let down, letdown, letdown of the century, marketing disaster, marketing fail, next big thing, overhyped, overpromised and underdelivered, Overrated, smp, underwhelming

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	550
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Love Letters Sent:	20
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

OMG guys, have you heard about this new Minecraft SMP server that’s like, totally gonna be the next big thing? It’s like, so epic, you won’t even believe it! Like, the spawn area is made entirely out of diamond blocks and there’s a secret underground base where you can find a chest full of enchanted golden apples. And get this, the owner of the server is actually a talking llama who wears a top hat and monocle.

But wait, there’s more! The main currency on the server is actually chocolate chip cookies, and you can trade them for rare items like flying pigs and rainbow sheep. And every full moon, a giant dragon spawns in the sky and drops a bunch of loot for everyone to fight over. It’s like Hunger Games meets Willy Wonka’s Chocolate Factory meets Game of Thrones.

So come join us on this totally rad Minecraft SMP server and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright insane gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just watch out for the killer bunnies, they’re no joke.

CraftyLoveLessons

Boundaries, Communication, compassion, CraftyLoveLessons, DATING, emotional intelligence, forgiveness, growth, healing, lessons learned, letting go, past relationships, patience, personal development, Reflection, resilience, SELF AWARENESS, self improvement, self love, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	9050
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Meteorites Collected:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Farms Harvested:	533	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3

Are you tired of mining for love in all the wrong places? Look no further than our epic Minecraft server! We’ve got creepers blowing up left and right, just like your ex’s drama. But don’t worry, our community is as strong as diamond armor and will always have your back. Plus, our dating pool is deeper than the Nether, so you’re bound to find your perfect match. Join now and let the blocky love story begin!

CraftyCanadianCrossover

bureaucracy, Canadian counterparts, Clearance, collaboration, Communication, CraftyCanadianCrossover, cross-border cooperation, foreign relations, government oversight, government regulations, international collaboration., Meeting, policy, political interference, research, restrictions, Science, scientific exchange, scientists, Trump administration, U.S. Government

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9770
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	474	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Treasure Maps Found:	10	Magic Items Found:	8026
Endless Night Skies:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

so, like, imagine a minecraft server where you need clearance to meet with other players from canada. like, what even is that? but it’s so crazy, you gotta join this server just to experience the madness. maybe trump is secretly playing minecraft and controlling everything from behind the scenes. who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some top secret government conspiracy while building your epic minecraft castle. join now for the most wild and unpredictable minecraft experience ever!

Dreamscape Oasis 1.21.3

1.21.3, accident, alcohol, bedwetting, Cleanup, consequences, dreamscape, Drunk, drunk behavior, EMBARRASSMENT, forgiveness, Hotel, hotel charges, hotel management, hotel policy, intoxicated, mistake, Oasis, personal accountability, reimbursement, reimbursement policy, RESPONSIBILITY, shame

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7685
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Void Armor Forged:	27
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	465
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11
Chimeras Created:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Join our Minecraft server and you’ll never have to worry about pissing the bed in a hotel again!

Why? Because on our server, you can build your own virtual hotel and pee wherever you want without any consequences!

Plus, our community is so crazy, you’ll fit right in with your drunken antics. So come join us and let loose in a world where anything goes, even bed-wetting!

PartyCraft Minecraft Server

#partycraft, 40th birthday, aita, celebration, classical pianist, Communication, emotions, family dynamics, Friend, HEARTBREAK, Mental Wellbeing, Minecraft, misunderstandings, neurodivergent, parenting, Pictures, reconciliation, relationships, resting b*tch face, second mother, Server, Son, Stoic

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

🤣🌟 Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further than our server! Join now for a chance to witness the craziest family drama unfold right before your eyes!

🎭 Meet our 45-year-old couple, their 15-year-old son Adrian, and their second mother figure, T (40F). Watch as T, the stoic yet talented classical pianist, deals with the betrayal of Adrian taking secret pictures of her! Will they reconcile or will the drama continue to escalate?

📸 Take a break from building and mining to enjoy the juicy gossip and emotional rollercoaster that is our server’s storyline. Who needs reality TV when you have Minecraft drama like this? Join now and become part of the wildest virtual family on the block! 😉🎮

NoBdayNoInviteNoCall

Birthday, Boundaries, brother, celebration, closeness, Communication, Conflict, Disappointment, emotional response, exclusion, family, Invitation, misunderstanding, neglect, NoBdayNoInviteNoCall, Party, PRESENT, relationships, Resentment, sibling, social dynamics

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	6048	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner party animal? Look no further than our server! Just like my brother’s 30th birthday party, we only invite the coolest and closest friends (sorry, mom, you’re not on the list).

Join us for epic celebrations and crazy adventures, just like the ones my brother had without me. Who needs an invite when you can crash the party and steal the show? Plus, we promise not to forget your birthday and leave you hanging like my brother did to me.

So come on over and let’s make some memories together, because on our server, every day is a party (even if you weren’t officially invited). Let’s show my brother how a real celebration is done – Minecraft style!

Blocky Wisdom

blocky, catch yourself, Childhood, Communication, family, Generational, habits, influence, lessons, Memories, Nostalgia, parents, phrases, quotes, Reflection, Reminiscing, Repetition, Saying, tradition, upbringing, wisdom

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9823
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	9266
Villages Defended:	6	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Buildings Constructed:	34	Ores Mined:	8865
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of hearing your parents nagging you to clean your room or do your homework? Well, on our Minecraft server, we promise you’ll never hear those words again! Join us and escape the real world where chores don’t exist and the only homework you’ll have is building epic structures and battling creepers!

Our server is so amazing, even your parents will want to join in on the fun! Imagine the look on their faces when they see you leading a pack of wolves into battle or riding a pig off into the sunset. They’ll be so proud of you, they might even start saying phrases like “Keep on crafting” or “Diamonds are a player’s best friend.”

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and start living your best Minecraft life! Who knows, you might even become the ruler of the virtual world and have your own army of llamas at your command. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to escape reality and enter a world where the only limit is your imagination!

MaliMayhem Minecraft Server

Accountability, atrocities, children, civilian casualties, Conflict, execute, human rights violations, international law, investigation, Justice, Mali, MaliMayhem, military intervention, Minecraft, peacekeeping missions, Russian, security council, Server, united nations, violence, Wagner troops, War Crimes, Women

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	9

so, like, if you wanna join this minecraft server, u gotta know that we got russian wagner troops runnin’ around executin’ women and children in mali. but like, don’t worry, they only do that in the game, not in real life. it’s like a crazy war zone up in here, but with blocks and stuff. u gotta join to see the madness unfold, it’s like a virtual reality trip to the danger zone. come join us and see if u can survive the chaos and carnage of our server. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane adventures.

Players:	95/600	Votes:	7852
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	15	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Buildings Constructed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	13
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7