| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 7460 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 33 |
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 10 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 37 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 15 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 24 |
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| Players: | 102/100 | Votes: | 126 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 9194 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 6 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 20 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 6 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 2 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Vanishing Items Found: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
I’m talking about a server that’s so lit, it’ll make your switch explode with excitement!
Imagine building your own virtual world while chilling on your new console, it’s like living in a dream within a dream!
Don’t miss out on this epic adventure, join now and let’s make some virtual magic together!
| Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 3772 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 3 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 20 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 224 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!
So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 8305 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 | Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
| Magic Items Found: | 6681 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 20 |
Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.
Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!
| Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 3778 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 10 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 21 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 13 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 29 |
We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.
But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 9421 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 8 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 4 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 8 | Villages Defended: | 13 |
| Wilderness Tamed: | 5 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | Potions Brewed: | 193 |
Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.
But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.
So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!
| Players: | 98/300 | Votes: | 7367 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 29 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 2 | Enchantments Applied: | 248 |
| Players: | 101/700 | Votes: | 5306 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 94 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 6 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 5 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 35 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 12 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 18 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Magic Items Found: | 4266 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Players: | 106/900 | Votes: | 9265 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Towns Built: | 1 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 6 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 29 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Players: | 99/1000 | Votes: | 4892 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 5 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 2 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 42 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 3 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 92 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Create Your Own Nation | Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks. |
| McMMO Skills | Refine your skills to fight in wars. |
| Geopolitical Power | Conquer new territories and earn wealth. |
| Custom Enchants | Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear. |
Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.
– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants
A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.
– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878
| Players: | 101/100 | Votes: | 9906 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 14 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 1 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 7 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.
Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.
But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.
No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!
| Players: | 109/1000 | Votes: | 8087 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 |
| Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 13 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 8695 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Ores Mined: | 4274 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 |
Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.
But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.
So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!
| Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 4266 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 13 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!
So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.
| Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 1529 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 | Curse of Binding Applied: | 1 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 2 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Mineshafts Explored: | 1 |
| Emeralds Found: | 1712 | Alien Abductions: | 5 |
| Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 5539 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 7 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 5 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 32 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 23 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 4 |
We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.
Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?
So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!
