GLaDOShire | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Zen SpaceCraft 1.21

Anime, anime advice, Anime Community, anime culture, anime experience, anime expertise, anime fandom, anime guidance, anime help, anime knowledge, anime recommendations, Anime Suggestions, anime tips, anime watching, building experience, getting stuck, long tail tags, spacecraft, watching anime, zen, Zenshuu

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5136
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	14	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	23
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Passages Found:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Divine Spears Created:	26
Farms Harvested:	468	Infinite Doors Opened:	3

Yo, bro, listen up! So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where you can build epic anime-inspired creations, right? And get this, if you ever get stuck in an anime world, your building skills will totally save your butt! Like, who needs a sword when you can just build a giant mecha to kick some anime villain butt, am I right? So join this server and level up your building skills for when you inevitably get sucked into an anime world. It’s gonna be lit, fam!

LockOutCraft Minecraft Server

accidental lockout, breaking in, cctv footage, difficult to reach, Eviction Notice, grab keys, LANDLORD, late for work, locked keys, LockOutCraft, Mantel, Minecraft, out of the country, property damage, rental, rubbish bin, Server, spare key, threat, time zones, window sashes

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as breaking into your own house through a window? Look no further! Our server is so crazy, you’ll feel like you’re evading eviction just by logging on! Join us for insane adventures, ridiculous challenges, and a community that’s as unpredictable as your landlord’s travel schedule. Who needs a spare key when you have a pickaxe and a sense of humor? Come join us and see what madness awaits on our server!

EmoLandscaper911

aita, Apology, attitude, Christmas card, EmoLandscaper911, emotionally manipulative, family, Fire, gift, health challenges, home owner, invoice, Job, landscaper, Move on, mulch, new landscaper, RESPONSIBILITY, ring doorbell, sob story, tree removal

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	4119
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Potions Brewed:	171
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	16
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this landscaper’s behavior? Look no further! Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions and unexpected twists!

Reasons to join: 1. Our mulch prices are out of this world – just like the $2K bill this landscaper tried to pull! 2. Experience the thrill of unexpected charges, just like the $360 invoice for a tree removal you were already doing yourself! 3. Emotionally manipulative NPCs – just like the landscaper who guilt-tripped you with a Christmas card detailing his family’s health problems!

So come on down to our server and experience the drama, the chaos, and the sheer absurdity of it all! Who needs a landscaper when you have us?

BlockyBodyMakeover

Before and after, BlockyBodyMakeover, body image transformation, body positivity, Body transformation, dieting, exercise routine, fitness journey, health improvements, healthy habits, lifestyle changes, mental health benefits, muscle gain, nutrition plan, physical appearance, progress pictures, self-care practices, self-confidence boost, weight loss, wellness journey, workout regimen

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	4769
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46
Astral Projections Made:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Are you tired of looking like a basic Steve or Alex in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server will transform your blocky body into something straight out of a sci-fi movie! Join us and watch as your limbs stretch and contort, your head grows to twice its size, and your feet turn into giant blocks of cheese! Who needs a regular body when you can have a wacky, wild, and totally weird one on our server? Join now and prepare to be amazed (and slightly terrified) by your new look!

PrisonBreakCraft

chaotic, Conflict, current events, Delays, Detainees, Diplomacy, Government, hostage handover, hostages, international relations, Israel, israeli-palestinian conflict, MIDDLE EAST, negotiations, News, Palestinian prisoners, peace process, Politics, PrisonBreakCraft, prisoner release, SECURITY

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9448
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Meteorites Collected:	0
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	1

so, like, this server is sooo lit, it’s like a virtual prison break but without the danger, ya know? like, we got these crazy hostage situations happening all the time, but don’t worry, no one actually gets hurt, it’s all just for fun! join us and experience the thrill of trying to negotiate with the warden for your release, or maybe even try to pull off a daring escape with your friends! it’s like being in an action movie, but in Minecraft form. so come on, what are you waiting for? join us and see if you have what it takes to survive the chaos of our virtual prison world!

Dino Urine Water Park

Ancient, ancient creatures, biology, Dino, Dinosaur, drinking water, Earth science, ecology, Environmental Science, Evolution, fossil, geology, History, hydration, molecules, natural history, Paleontology, park, prehistoric, Science, URINE, Water

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	7167
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

yo, u ever think bout how some of the molecules in da water u drink used to be part of a dinosaur’s pee? wild, right? well, if u wanna experience even crazier stuff, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that do the cha-cha, and diamonds that sing opera. plus, our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to step foot in it. so come on over and join the fun, cuz on our server, anything is possible – even turning dinosaur pee into diamonds.

Crafty Tariff Exemptions: Spoils System Fun

Business, Chinese imports, Corporations, Crafty, Economy, exemptions, Fun, Government, grant process, influence, international trade, lobbying, Opponents, political supporters, politically connected, Politics, special interests, Spoils, spoils system, study, System, tariff, Tariffs, Trade, US tariffs

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	477
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1410	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16

LOL THIS SERVER IS LIKE A POLITICALLY CONNECTED CORPORATION GETTING EXEMPTIONS FROM TARIFFS ON CHINESE IMPORTS! JOIN US AND BE TREATED LIKE A VIP WITH ALL THE PERKS! OUR EXEMPTION GRANT PROCESS IS LIKE A SPOILS SYSTEM, REWARDING OUR SUPPORTERS AND PUNISHING OUR HATERS! COME JOIN THE FUN AND SEE WHY EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT US! #VIPSTATUS #SPOILSYOURSELF #MINECRAFTPOLITICS

Eternal Quest 1.20.4

1.20.4, Die, die long tail, die rightoid, die rightoid long tail, die rightoid tag, die tag, die tag long tail, ETERNAL, long tail die, long tail rightoid, long tail tag, Quest, RIGHTOID, rightoid die, rightoid die long tail, rightoid die rightoid, rightoid die rightoid tag, rightoid die tag, rightoid die tag long tail, rightoid long tail, rightoid tag, rightoid tag long tail

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Animals Bred:	44	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Dragon Eggs Found:	1020
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	487	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3

Yo, bros and broettes, listen up! Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality itself? Well, look no further because this server is the absolute bomb diggity!

Join us if you want to experience the most insane and chaotic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. We’ve got crazy challenges, mind-bending puzzles, and a community of players who are as wacky as they come.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you’ll find secret hidden realms, mystical creatures, and maybe even a talking llama or two. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that joining this server will give you superpowers in real life.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown and your reality shattered. Remember, only the bravest and most daring players can handle the madness of this server. Are you up for the challenge?

CraftyDroneWars

aerial attacks, Conflict, CraftyDroneWars, cyber warfare, drone strikes, drone warfare, eastern europe, energy security, geopolitical tensions, international relations, military strategy, military technology, OIL INDUSTRY, oil refining, political implications, russia, sabotage, security threats, Ukrainian drones, unmanned aerial vehicles, warfare tactics

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	21	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	35	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	New Chunks Explored:	513981

Yo, dis server be off da hook, like Ukrainian drones flying 500 miles to wreck 5% of Russia’s oil refining, but in Minecraft form! Join us if you wanna be part of da craziest shenanigans in da blocky world. We got pigs flyin’, creepers dancin’, and villagers straight up wildin’ out. Ain’t no server like dis one, so come on and join da madness. Trust me, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a potato, den you might.

Heart Patch Minecraft

Blood, cardiac regeneration, Cardiac therapy, cardiovascular health, cells, damaged hearts, healthcare advancements, Heart, Heart failure, Heart Muscle Cells, innovative treatment, Medical research, Minecraft, Patch, Patients, personalized medicine, regenerative medicine, Repair, reprogrammed, scientific breakthrough, scientists, tissue engineering

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	9266
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	39	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	46	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dimension Hops:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Magic Items Found:	5380
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	0

so like, imagine this, right? scientists out here makin’ patches that can fix yo broken heart. like, not in the emotional way, but in the literal way. they takin’ cells from yo blood and turnin’ them into heart muscle cells to help peeps with heart failure. it’s like some mad scientist stuff, but in a good way. so come join our minecraft server and let’s fix hearts together, one block at a time. plus, there’s a secret underground lab where we experiment with creepers and turn them into fluffy bunnies. it’s wild, man. come join the fun!

Pentacraft Galaxy server minecraft

Assembly, bugs, Forestry, Galaxy, high quality, high-tech, HiTech, honest game, Industrial, Industrial Craft, Lag, Minecraft, minecraft 1.7.10, Mods, PentaCraft, Project, PvP, Server, server description

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	9318
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7051	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Gods Slained:	0

Pentacraft is a project of high -quality servers with PVP based on Minecraft 1.7.10. The main goal of the project is to create and encourage an interesting and honest game, without lags.

For each server, we select and maintain assemblies from the most popular and interesting industrial and high -tech mods, without bypassing the repair of many dugs and bugs.

Fembot’s Military Date 1.20.1

1.20.1, Allowance, Cheating, children, Commitment, date, DATING, deployment, Expenses, fembots, fidelity, financial contribution, Household, iPADS, leisure, Military, military guy, Partnership, relationship, senior position, Shape, Traveling, wages

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	8740
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	8
Phantom Blocks Placed:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	31	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Join our Minecraft server where you can date a military guy with a senior position! Live in his virtual house for free, get a monthly allowance to cover your virtual expenses. He’ll be away on virtual deployment most of the time, so no worries about him catching you cheating! Have virtual children together and raise them without iPads, but don’t worry about contributing financially. The more virtual kids you have, the higher your virtual allowance! When he’s home, he’ll take you on virtual trips with his virtual wages. Get ready to virtually fall in love!

BlockyBanter: NoSmallTalks

asian guys, Asian masculinity, Bangkok, BlockyBanter, body shaming, confrontations, cultural insensitivity, dick size, gender dynamics, hostel life, interracial dating, Masculinity, mixed-gender conversations, NoSmallTalks, offensive remarks, racist comments, sexual preferences, size matters, social interactions, Stereotypes, toxic comment, travel experiences

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	234
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	5	Mines Excavated:	3818
Divine Spears Created:	26	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13	Magical Moments Shared:	27
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a hostel in Bangkok? Look no further! Our server is filled with travelers from all corners of the globe, coming together to create unforgettable moments and share experiences.

Join us for chats that range from the mundane to the outrageous – just like that time a white girl dissed Asian guys and got shut down with a savage comeback. Our community is all about keeping it real and not holding back, so if you’re looking for a server where anything goes, this is the place for you.

Come for the epic builds, stay for the drama and unexpected twists. Who knows what kind of crazy encounters you’ll have on our server? Join now and be a part of the madness!

CraftingCatastrophe

anyway, breaking promises, changed mind, contradicting beliefs, CraftingCatastrophe, defying expectations, Do, doing.., ended up, going back on word, Never, surprising behavior, surprising decisions, Swore, unanticipated behavior, unexpected actions, unexpected choices, unexpected outcomes, unforeseen actions, unforeseen decisions

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8946
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	13

Have you ever sworn off joining a Minecraft server because you thought it would be a waste of time? Well, prepare to eat your words because our server is so epic, it’ll make you question all your life decisions!

Picture this: you log on to our server and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a pack of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. But fear not, because you have the power of unlimited TNT at your fingertips to blast those feathered fiends into oblivion!

And that’s not all – our server is home to a secret underground city filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Legend has it that anyone who can navigate the maze of lava pits and zombie pigmen will be rewarded with a diamond armor set that makes you invincible!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Who knew breaking your promises could be so much fun?

Merkel’s Migration Mayhem Minecraft Server

Angela Merkel, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, criticism, criticizes, elections, european union, far-right support, front-runner, German, germany, Government, immigration, leadership, MAYHEM, Merkel, Merkels, Merz, Migration, migration vote, Minecraft, policy, Politics, right wing, Server

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	2399
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we build giant statues of merkel criticizing merz for his migration vote! we have crazy adventures where we battle far-right mobs and gather support from the most unexpected allies. join us for a wild ride filled with drama, politics, and plenty of blocky fun!

Players:	105/500	Votes:	3535
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	14
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Votes:	9155
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Crops Grown:	6075	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1