Server anarchy minecraft
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 8 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 4 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 7 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
| Players: | 95/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 |
| Horror Stories Survived: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6206 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 110/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 482 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 16 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!
Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?
Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 4 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 7 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 15 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Invisible Walls Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.
From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 90/100 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 290 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 0 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
| Players: | 100/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 7 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 | Evil Twin Fights: | 2 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
| Players: | 99/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9042 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 22 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
| Players: | 99/800 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Mines Excavated: | 3175 | Divine Spears Created: | 18 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
| Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 9 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
| Players: | 109/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 0 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 7 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Shadow Figures Spotted: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!
Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink
| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 14 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 53 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 4 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Demon Skulls Collected: | 24 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 3 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 106/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 7 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 4 |
| Enchantments Applied: | 91 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 2 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 7 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 191 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?
So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.
| Players: | 93/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 14 | Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 45 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 3 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 232 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 6 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 29 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 16 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 |
| Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 6 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.
Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.
But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!
| Players: | 97/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 14 | Dimension Hops: | 10 |
| Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 12 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Enchantments Applied: | 242 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.
