Server anarchy minecraft
| Players: | 93/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 4 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 54 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 8 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 5 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 3721 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 7 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 13 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 27 |
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 5 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
| Players: | 96/600 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Blood Moons Survived: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 4 | Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 103/200 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 0 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 1 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 6 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 99/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 33 |
| Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 3 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.
| Players: | 98/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 5 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 4 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!
imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?
join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 103/300 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 0 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Rainbows Spotted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.
Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 13 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 1 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 7912 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2990 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.
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| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 3 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 |
| Dimension Hops: | 15 | Love Letters Sent: | 18 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Gryphons Tamed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
| Server Name | Nobiamia’s SMP |
|---|---|
| Max Players | 25 |
| Datapack | Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| Plugins | Server management plugins |
| Other Features | Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? | 25 players |
| Are there any mods on the server? | No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| How many chunks can a player claim? | Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space |
| Is Keep Inventory on? | No, Keep Inventory is off on the server |
| What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? | The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome |
| What are the server rules? |
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| Players: | 98/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 35 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 |
| Farms Harvested: | 567 | Goblin Markets Raided: | 6 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 19 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 | Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.
And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?
| Players: | 102/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 9 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 73 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 48 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.
But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!
| Players: | 109/800 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 3 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Dimension Hops: | 3 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 31 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!
Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.
So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 285 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 4 |
| Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 2 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 93 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
Join us and experience the thrill of battling giant spiders, building epic structures, and forming alliances with fellow players. But that’s not all – rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to challenge the bravest of players!
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a secret love potion that guarantees you’ll find your Minecraft soulmate on our server. Just ask Steve and Alex, who met while fighting off a horde of zombies and skeletons. It was love at first block!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and let the pixelated fun begin!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Divine Spears Created: | 29 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 27 | Magic Crystals Found: | 23 |
| Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Void Armor Forged: | 19 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 15 | Immortal Anvils Forged: | 8 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.
