Server anarchy minecraft
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 |
| Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mines Excavated: | 4273 |
| Endless Mazes Solved: | 3 | Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 25 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.
Rumor has it that the king’s wife is actually a secret ninja assassin who can take out creepers with just a flick of her diamond sword. And the king himself? Well, let’s just say he’s not afraid to go toe-to-toe with the Ender Dragon while riding a pig.
Join us on this server for the chance to witness epic battles, build majestic castles, and maybe even catch a glimpse of the royal couple riding into the sunset on their trusty llamas. Who needs a boring old kingdom when you can rule over a Minecraft server with these two crazy characters leading the way? Join now for a chance to be a part of the most outrageous royal court in all of Minecraft history!
| Players: | 93/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Towns Built: | 10 |
| Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 1 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.
| Players: | 104/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 2 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 1 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 21 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 25 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 20 |
Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 20 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 10 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 22 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 12 | Herobrine Sightings: | 9 |
| Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 |
Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!
One day, he straight up disses you behind your back, calling you boring and annoying. And on your last day, when you try to be all nice and say goodbye, he straight up ignores you. Rude much?
But the real kicker is when he messages you later, calling you a “pussy” for unfollowing him on social media. Like, seriously dude? And then he has the audacity to bring up some girl drama you told him about? Nah, not cool.
So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to deal with toxic ex-coworkers like Dylan, then boy do we have the server for you. Join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and leaving all the drama behind. Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a bully like Dylan.
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
| Invisible Pathways Walked: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 1 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 89 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
Join us on this wild ride where the admins are actually magical unicorns in disguise and the only way to level up is by doing the Chicken Dance in front of a herd of confused cows. Trust us, it’s totally normal here.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that hidden deep within the server is a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a giant chicken and terrorize your friends. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?
So come on down to our Minecraft SMP and experience the craziest, most unpredictable adventure of your life. Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. And who would want to leave this magical, absurd world anyway?
| Players: | 93/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Alien Abductions: | 4 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 180 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 4 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 20 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 7 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing llamas appears out of nowhere and starts breakdancing to disco music. Or how about the time when a giant chicken wearing a top hat challenged players to a dance-off for rare loot? And let’s not forget the infamous prank war between two rival factions that ended with a giant statue of a potato being erected in the middle of spawn.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary “Pig Racing Championships”, where players saddle up their trusty swine steeds and race through obstacle courses filled with flaming hoops and flying chickens. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure of the derpy panda king, complete with a crown made of bamboo and a throne of cake.
So why wait? Join our server today for a non-stop rollercoaster of laughs, chaos, and pure Minecraft madness! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but in a good way).
| Players: | 108/1000 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 13 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 5 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
| Players: | 110/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 4 |
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 2 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 48 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 18 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
imagine building your own virtual world while also improving your health! who knew playing minecraft could be so beneficial?
join now for a chance to break down those pesky plaques and prevent heart attacks and strokes all while having a blast in our crazy minecraft world! don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity!
| Players: | 93/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 4 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 14 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Living Statues Befriended: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 24 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
Anarchy Server hosted and created by NekoHosting as they create a Public Server. As Anarchy Goes, So does anything! There is some custom gameplay to be-had so if your interested come and play!
| Players: | 91/800 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Herobrine Sightings: | 2 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 4 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 4 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 11 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 4 |
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 |
Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!
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| Players: | 92/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
| Cursed Statues Activated: | 4 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 6 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 6 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.
| Server Name | Nobiamia’s SMP |
|---|---|
| Max Players | 25 |
| Datapack | Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| Plugins | Server management plugins |
| Other Features | Claiming, limited to 4 chunks per player |
| Question | Answer |
|---|---|
| What is the maximum number of players allowed on the server? | 25 players |
| Are there any mods on the server? | No, the server is Vanilla Minecraft with the Bliss SMP’s datapack |
| How many chunks can a player claim? | Players can claim up to 4 chunks to manage space |
| Is Keep Inventory on? | No, Keep Inventory is off on the server |
| What happens when a player’s energy reaches 5? | The player will be set to spectator mode and can be revived with a revival tome |
| What are the server rules? |
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| Players: | 95/300 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Underground Cities Explored: | 1 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 10 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3478 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 4 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 |
| Potions Brewed: | 77 | Rainbows Spotted: | 9 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!
But that’s not all – we’ve also added a twist to the game by introducing exploding footballs! That’s right, now you have to dodge fiery footballs while trying to make it to the end zone. It’s like a game of hot potato, but with a lot more explosions.
And if football isn’t your thing, don’t worry – we also have a giant chicken riding competition. That’s right, you can saddle up on a massive chicken and race against other players to see who can reach the finish line first. It’s clucking ridiculous!
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Who knew football could be this much fun?
| Players: | 106/300 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Battle Standards Raised: | 11 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 97 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 | Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 10 | Gods Slained: | 1 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 16 |
Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!
But that’s not all – our server is so intense, even the wildlife can’t handle it. Who knows what other bizarre and hilarious adventures await you on this server? Join now and see for yourself – just watch out for any abscess infections that might be lurking around!
| Players: | 102/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 27 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 2408 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 9 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Witness the epic battle of the primary custody parent versus the weekend warrior, as they fight it out over who should pack lunch for the half brother. Will the judge in our custody issues care about in-game lunch requests? Probably not, but who cares when you’re in the middle of a Minecraft custody war!
Join now and show off your parenting skills by feeding virtual children and proving you have a heart (or not). Don’t miss out on the opportunity to be a father figure in the virtual world and watch as your in-game son grows up way better than his half brother.
So, are you ready to be the ultimate Minecraft dad and show off your parenting skills in the most outrageous way possible? Join our server now and let the drama unfold!
| Players: | 106/400 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 1 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 11 | Secret Passages Found: | 4 |
Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.
Join us for a wild ride where the sky is pink, the trees are made of candy, and creepers wear top hats. Our server is so wacky that even the Ender Dragon has taken up knitting as a hobby.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground dungeons filled with dancing skeletons, a village of talking llamas, and a hidden treasure chest that only opens if you tell it a joke.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience a Minecraft world like no other. Who knows, you might even discover the meaning of life hidden in a block of cheese.
| Players: | 92/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 2 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 6 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 6 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 3 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Dragons Tamed: | 0 |
Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!
