Server anarchy minecraft
| Players: | 110/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 3 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4093 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Rainbows Spotted: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 3 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 18 | Epic Battles Fought: | 15 |
Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!
| Players: | 94/300 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Astral Mages Summoned: | 4 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 39 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 94/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
| Forbidden Tomes Read: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 2 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.
Are you tired of your mom and her husband trying to guilt you into changing your last name? Well, on this server, you can build a virtual world where you never have to hear those requests again!
Join us and experience the thrill of being asked to leave the room 7 times in 2.5 months of therapy sessions! Can you beat that record?
Create your own therapy sessions where you can tell the therapist that you will never change your mind and refuse to accept another man’s name. The best part? You can end therapy whenever you want because, hey, you’re “just a kid” in Minecraft world!
So, if you’re looking for a server where you can escape the drama of real life family therapy and build your own world of chaos and fun, join us now! Let’s see if you’re the ultimate AITA in this virtual therapy world!
| Players: | 90/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 4 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 30 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 19 | Undead Armies Raised: | 1 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
Join us if you want to face your fears head-on and conquer them in the most ridiculous ways possible. Have a fear of heights? We’ll make you build a sky base so high, you’ll need a parachute just to get down. Scared of the dark? We’ll send you on a quest to find the rarest glow-in-the-dark block in the game, guarded by a horde of zombie pigmen.
But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Fearless Faction, a group of players who have faced their fears and come out stronger on the other side. Join them if you dare, but be warned – their initiation ritual involves a dance-off with a creeper.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and face your fears like never before. Just remember, diamonds are the least of your worries here!
| Players: | 104/400 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 47 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Ores Mined: | 7119 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 18 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 0 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 20 |
| Evil Twin Fights: | 1 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures and insane stories that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. Our community is like no other, with players who believe the most absurd “facts” about sex growing up.
From thinking that babies are delivered by storks in diamond-studded diapers to believing that kissing someone will give you superpowers, our server is a non-stop comedy show that will keep you entertained for hours on end. So why wait? Join us now and experience the wackiest Minecraft server around!
| Players: | 99/1000 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 161 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 3 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 2 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 2 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
and we got all these insane stories happening on the server, like one time, a creeper tried to run for president but got blown up by a bunch of angry villagers. and then there was this epic battle between a bunch of chickens and a herd of cows over who gets to rule the server. it was like, total chaos, but so much fun.
oh, and did i mention the secret underground lair filled with treasure and traps? yeah, it’s like a real-life adventure movie down there. you gotta watch out for the lava pits and the zombie hordes, but if you make it through, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds.
so, like, if you wanna join the most insane, hilarious, and totally bonkers minecraft server out there, come join us. Orbán and his crazy antics are waiting for you to join the fun!
| Players: | 99/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 9 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 3 |
| Divine Relics Bestowed: | 5 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 2 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?
oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Orbs of Power Found: | 5 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 11 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.
plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?
so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!
| Players: | 101/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 35 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 9 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.
| Players: | 95/500 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1783 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 4 |
| Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Chaos Gates Opened: | 3 |
| Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 5 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.
Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.
Features:
Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!
Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 7 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Gods Slained: | 0 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9928 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!
Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.
We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.
⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).
⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).
⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!
⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!
⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.
⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!
⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.
⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!
⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!
⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!
| Players: | 91/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 2 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 2 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8464 |
| Potions Brewed: | 165 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!
So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!
| Players: | 104/600 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 7 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 3 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 45 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5327 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Divine Spears Created: | 27 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?
So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.
| Players: | 92/900 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 4 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Crops Grown: | 8922 | Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 3 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.
Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!
Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/500 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Dragons Tamed: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 19 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 1 |
| Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 11 | Undead Armies Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”
Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.
But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!
| Players: | 107/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 31 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Falling into the Void: | 3 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 2 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 5 | Blood Moons Survived: | 3 |
Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.
