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Nautilus Network

Cross-Play, FarmBox, FNAFBOX, landbox, minecraft server, Nautilus Network, OneBlock, PvP

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	4334
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Ores Mined:	2678	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Astral Projections Made:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Server with the modalities of OneBlock, Farmbox, Landbox and FNAFBOX. Join the best PVP server in history

nautilusmc.us:25403

Ethereal Echoes 1.20.3

1.20.3, acceptance, apathetic healing, Apathy, coping mechanism, depression, Echoes, Emotional healing, emotional numbness, emotional well being, Ethereal, existentialism, healing, indifference, insignificance, mental health, Mental Wellness, nihilism, pain relief, perspective shift, self-care, unimportance

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	5389
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	6

Yo, bro, if you’re tired of the real world sucking balls, come join our Minecraft server where nothing fucking matters unironically!

We’ve got pixelated pigs that fly, diamonds that talk shit to you, and creepers that do the Macarena when they explode.

Join us and let go of all that pain and depression by building a giant statue of a potato or starting a llama farm with a llama named Carl who wears sunglasses and smokes a pipe.

Trust me, once you see a cow breakdancing in a disco club made of obsidian, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness consume you!

BrickhausCraft

advanced exam, Bilingual, BrickhausCraft, Communication, compromise, Cultural differences, Fluency, German, language barrier, language challenge, language fluency, language immersion, language learning, language practice, language proficiency, language switch, Marriage, relationship, speaking skills, Support, Understanding

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	6018
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	11	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where speaking German is not only encouraged, but mandatory! Join us for a wild ride of linguistic adventures as we immerse ourselves in the German language like never before.

Imagine a world where every block you break, every mob you defeat, and every player you encounter must be communicated with in German. It’s a challenge like no other, but the rewards are endless.

Join us and experience the thrill of speaking German 24/7, just like our player who is preparing for an advanced German exam. Will you sound like yourself, or will you surprise even your closest loved ones with your newfound linguistic skills?

Don’t miss out on this unique opportunity to level up your German proficiency while having a blast in the world of Minecraft. Who knows, you might even become fluent in German by the time you reach the End dimension!

LifeChoicesMinecraftSMP

acceptance, Boundaries, Communication, compassion, Diversity, Empathy, freedom, Individuality, influence, judgment, LifeChoicesMinecraftSMP, mindfulness, Opinions, personal choices, perspective, relationships, Respect, SELF AWARENESS, society, tolerance, Understanding

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6021
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	4

OMG you guys, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft SMP? It’s like, the most lit server ever, I swear! Like, the admin is a unicorn who can fly and shoot rainbows out of their butt, it’s insane! And get this, the mods are actually aliens from outer space who just wanna build cool stuff with us, like whaaat?

But wait, there’s more! The players on this server are all secretly superheroes in disguise, like one guy can shoot fireballs from his hands and another girl can turn into a dragon, like wut? And don’t even get me started on the drama, it’s like a soap opera up in here, I can’t even keep up!

So like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some wild adventures and crazy shenanigans. Trust me, it’s gonna be a blast! Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond armor, ’cause things are about to get wacky up in here! Let’s goooooo! 🦄🌈🚀🔥🐉 #BestMinecraftSMPEver

BlockbustersNSFW-Galore

adult content, adult entertainment, banned, BlockbustersNSFWGalore, community guidelines, community standards, content restrictions, Controversial Decision, digital platforms, explicit content, internet censorship, Moderation, NSFW, online communities, online forums, policy enforcement, reddit, social media, SUBS, user feedback, User-generated content

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	9188
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old Reddit drama? Come join our Minecraft server where we have banned all the NSFW subs and replaced them with hilarious memes and cat videos! Our server is so family-friendly, even your grandma would approve. Plus, rumor has it that joining our server will give you superhuman Minecraft skills and the ability to ride a unicorn into battle. So what are you waiting for? Join now and become a legend in the world of blocky adventures!

TrudeauCraft: Trade Talks & Trump Shadows

brexit, Canada, Diplomacy, economic cooperation, economic relations, Europe, foreign policy, global politics, international relations, international trade, justin trudeau, negotiations, North America, shadows, talks, Trade, trade agreements, trade deals, trade discussions, TrudeauCraft, trump, UK-Canada trade talks, United Kingdom, world leaders

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	7711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	2015	Living Statues Befriended:	2

So like, imagine this, right? You’re just chillin’ in Minecraft, mining some diamonds and building a sick castle, when suddenly Justin Trudeau pops up and is like, “Hey, let’s revive UK-Canada trade talks on this server!” Like, what even? Who knew our boy JT was a Minecraft fan?

But wait, it gets even crazier. Donald Trump shows up outta nowhere and starts trying to trade his golden blocks for your diamonds. Like, bro, get your own resources! But then Putin swoops in on a horse and starts building a giant wall around your base. It’s chaos, I tell ya!

So if you wanna experience all this insanity and more, come join our Minecraft server! We’ve got world leaders, crazy trade deals, and walls being built faster than you can say “blocky politics.” It’s a wild ride, my friends. So come on in and let’s make Minecraft great again!

Ice Cream Stand to Millionaire

$16 loan, 1970s, Boomer advice, cream, do what you love, Grandma, horrible advice, Ice, ice cream stand, MILLIONAIRE, money will follow, multi-million dollar business, Stand

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	6508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Chimeras Created:	4	Void Gems Collected:	26
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	44

yo, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server cuz we got pigs that can fly and chickens that do the cha cha slide. our diamonds are so shiny they blind you like a disco ball at a rave.

we got a secret underground base where we keep all our stolen cookies from the villagers. don’t worry, they don’t mind cuz we give them emeralds in return.

our admin is a wizard who can turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of his wand. he once defeated a creeper with a single punch and then danced the macarena on its grave.

join us if u wanna experience the most epic, wacky, and downright bizarre minecraft adventures of your life. trust me, once u join, u’ll never wanna leave.

What is the IP for Sang Moa Minecraft Server?

Minecraft, Moa, sang, Server

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	1503
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Villages Defended:	12
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

Kingdom Crafters 1.20

Crafters, DAUGHTER, general, Kingdom, KUMA, mindbreak, Noble, NTR, Oda, Oden, one piece, Orochi, page one, wife cheating

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	1196
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Love Letters Sent:	15
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Yo, bro, forget all that drama and come join our Minecraft server! We got blocks for days and mobs to slay. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the stolen diamonds from other players. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but with creepers and zombies instead of cheating wives and illegitimate children. Don’t miss out on the action, join now and let’s mine and craft our way to victory!

Dad’sFriendCoShutdown – Minecraft Server

aita, brand reputation, bullying, business failure, coaching institute, compassion, competitive exams, COVID-19 Lockdown, DadsFriendCoShutdown, father’s friend, grade 8, hybrid model, lack of adaptation, Minecraft, online platform, overconfidence, overestimation, physical classes, Server, Shut down, student comfort, tough times

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	3167
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	27	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15	Epic Quests Completed:	29
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my dad’s friend’s coaching institute drama? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for all the chaos and craziness you could ever want!

Join us and experience the thrill of shifting from online to physical classes in a blink of an eye, just like my dad’s friend did. Who needs a hybrid model when you can go all in, right? Plus, we promise no bullying from anyone’s daughters here – unless you count the mobs trying to take you down in-game!

So come on over and show off your Minecraft skills while we create our own brand of madness. Who needs competitive exams when you can compete for the title of craziest player on the server? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyFashionista

Argument, body image, BONUS, borrowing clothes, Boundaries, Communication, CraftyFashionista, expensive clothes, fat shaming, friend group split, friendship, Frustration, Plus-sized, ruined clothes, selfish, shopping, Tears, Thin, Wardrobe, weight

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	7319
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	17	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Runes Activated:	7	Falling into the Void:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as this story? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to borrow virtual clothes from your friends and have them mysteriously disappear in-game! Plus, we have a special feature where your friend’s character can stretch out and ruin your favorite virtual outfit without asking! And if you dare to refuse a virtual dress request, be prepared for some virtual tears and virtual drama! Join now for a chance to experience the ultimate virtual friendship betrayal!

Mystic Haven 1.21.2

1.21.2, Celebrity, critique, digital footprint, dump pics, fashion, gossip, Haven, image sharing, influencer, internet fame, media scrutiny, Michelle Z, mystic, online persona, online presence, opinion, personal brand, photos, public figure, social influence, social media, Style, trends

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	9131
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Zombie Dances:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1

OMG, join this Minecraft server if you wanna dump a bunch of her pics! It’s like a virtual photo album but with blocks and creepers!

You can build a shrine to your crush and fill it with all the pics you want! It’s like Pinterest, but with explosions and redstone contraptions!

Plus, the community is full of meme-loving, block-building maniacs who will appreciate your dedication to collecting pics of your crush.

So come on, join now and start building your pixelated shrine to love! Just don’t forget to watch out for those sneaky griefers trying to steal your precious pics!

StepMomAdventures Minecraft Server

air travel, aita, bio parent, birthday trips, Court, DAUGHTER, Divorced, FaceTime, Girls trip, Itinerary, Kids, Las Vegas, last minute planner, Minecraft, not letting, out of country, overseas trip, parenting decisions, Remarried, Server, sibling bond, Spring Break, step mom, StepMomAdventures, travel, white water rafting

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	4003
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Crops Grown:	2378
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we believe in family bonding through virtual adventures! Join us and experience the thrill of building together, exploring new worlds, and battling mobs as a team.

Just like how this divorced mom is trying to keep the sibling bond strong between her kids and her ex-husband’s new family, we too believe in unity and teamwork. Who needs a court battle when you can settle your differences with a friendly game of Minecraft?

Forget about last-minute travel plans and disagreements over who gets to go on a trip, on our server, everyone is welcome to join the fun! No need to worry about air travel or the state of the world when you can embark on epic quests right from the comfort of your own home.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server for a truly unforgettable experience. Who knows, you might even build a virtual bond stronger than any court order could ever enforce!

Honeymoon Havoc: Cancelled!

bitter, canceling plans, CANCELLED, Drama, family division, family drama, Generosity, Golden Child, Havoc, honeymoon, Humiliation, Jealousy, Justified, Laughingstock, luxury vacation, Resentment, Revenge, sibling relationship, sibling rivalry, vengeful, wedding fallout, wedding speech, wedding stress

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	5892
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can get revenge in the most epic way possible? Look no further than our server, where you can cancel your sister’s dream honeymoon with just a click of a button!

Join us and experience the thrill of taking back what’s rightfully yours. No need to worry about non-refundable tickets or expensive resort bookings – we’ve got you covered. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a laugh out of it like the crowd at that wedding speech!

So come on over and show your family who’s boss. Because on our server, petty and vengeful is the name of the game. Join now and let the chaos begin!

BlockyLoveCraft

action, Adventure, BlockyLoveCraft, Entertainment, escapism, EXCITEMENT, FANTASY, Fun, Gaming, humor, Intimacy, multiplayer, relationships, role playing, romance, sex life, simulation, Single player, strategy, video games, virtual reality

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7632
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Animals Bred:	127	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	443
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they found themselves in a heated battle with a group of creepers. But instead of running away, they decided to seduce the creepers with their charming pickaxe skills. Needless to say, things got pretty steamy in the mines that day.

But that’s not all! On our server, your sex life is like a game of Minecraft. You’ll be crafting, building, and exploring in ways you never thought possible. Who needs Tinder when you have a diamond sword, am I right?

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where every block you break is a step closer to finding true love (or at least a really good time). Just remember, on this server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Players:	98/500	Votes:	723
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	24	Mines Excavated:	2313
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6