Glacial moon smp | New Minecraft Servers 2025

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7629
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	34
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3249
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	7296
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Divine Spears Created:	16	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	3970
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	33	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Votes:	8105	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	3545
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	5493
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Animals Bred:	48

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	2794
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	3412
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Holy Grails Found:	4	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Endless Night Skies:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Falling into the Void:	0	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	2466
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/900	Votes:	4918
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
New Chunks Explored:	638488	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Scales Harvested:	163
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	7706
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9596
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	3015
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	4675
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	17

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	5798
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ores Mined:	3378	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	12	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	3037
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magic Items Found:	5601
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Potions Brewed:	154
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
New Chunks Explored:	352282	Void Armor Forged:	11
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Love Letters Sent:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	5

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOK Minecraft server

1000 ACHIEVEMENTS, donates, Minecraft, Server, Survival, WITHOUT WIPES

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9027
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Ores Mined:	5336
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9462	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

gd61.vanillaboxmc.ru

Feline Invasion 1.20

annoying cat, attention seeking cat, cat, cat always around, cat behavior, cat following me, cat ignoring owner, cat love, cat mom, cat owner problems, cat problems, cat won’t give me space, cat won’t go away, cat won’t leave me alone, cat won’t leave my side, cat won’t listen, cat won’t obey, cat won’t stop bothering me, clingy cat, Feline, Invasion, needy cat

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	6

Yo, bro, do you ever have those days where your cat is straight up ignoring your mom? Well, if you want to escape the feline drama and dive into a world where cats can’t bother you, then you gotta join this Minecraft server!

Picture this: you’re building a sick castle and your cat is just chilling, not bothering you at all. No more meowing in your ear while you’re trying to mine for diamonds.

Join now and leave your cat and mom drama behind! Let’s build some epic stuff together and forget about those pesky distractions. See you in the game, bro!

Players:	92/1000	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Void Armor Forged:	17
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12
New Chunks Explored:	450203	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Animals Bred:	111
Dimension Hops:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2