| Players: | 105/1000 | Votes: | 8737 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 6 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 5 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 14 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 19 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 17 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 8 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 24 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 8 |
| Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 13 | Runes Activated: | 8 |
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| Players: | 104/800 | Votes: | 8403 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Falling into the Void: | 2 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 |
| Mimic Chests Discovered: | 1 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 57 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 |
| Legendary Items Repaired: | 3 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 528 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 11 |
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 3 | Chimeras Created: | 2 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 | Towns Built: | 3 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 5 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 14 |
| Phantom Knights Defeated: | 6 | Emeralds Found: | 9132 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 5 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
But that’s not all! We also have epic tournaments where players battle it out in ridiculous challenges like building the tallest tower out of dirt or racing to see who can find a chicken first. And the best part? The winner gets a crown made out of golden carrots! So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 7374 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 8 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 8 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 10 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 5 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 170 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8367 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 8 |
| Ores Mined: | 5595 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build a virtual cake for your husband’s birthday, complete with a candle made out of pixels. Don’t worry about feeling sick, because on our server, you can still have a blast while lying in bed trying to sleep!
Join us for epic battles against virtual mobs while your husband huffs and puffs around the house, taking care of the virtual kids. Who needs real-life responsibilities when you can escape to our crazy Minecraft world?
So come on, join our server and leave the real world behind. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual cure for your sickness while you’re at it!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 3798 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 7 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 2 | Royal Courts Attended: | 0 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 17 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 15 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 6 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 30 |
| Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
| Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 6506 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 12 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Meteorites Collected: | 0 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 | Phantom Knights Defeated: | 2 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 11 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 136 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
| Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 6 |
We got pigs flying, creepers breakdancing, and villagers doing the cha-cha slide!
Join us if you want to experience the ultimate mind-bending, reality-questioning, block-building adventure of a lifetime!
You’ll be laughing so hard, you’ll forget what day it is!
Don’t miss out on the most bonkers, bananas, and batshit insane Minecraft server ever created!
| Players: | 95/700 | Votes: | 7543 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Chimeras Created: | 4 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 13 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 52 | Mines Excavated: | 3766 |
| Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 2 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 48 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Infernal Machines Built: | 2 |
| Runes Activated: | 3 | Secret Passages Found: | 8 |
| Magic Wands Crafted: | 9 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Players: | 109/800 | Votes: | 588 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Emeralds Found: | 7893 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 25 |
| Dimension Hops: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 4 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3758 |
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 3 | Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 1 |
| Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 3 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the most intense PvP battles you’ll ever experience. We’re talking diamond armor, enchanted weapons, and all-out war! You gotta be on your toes at all times, or you might just get wrecked by a sneaky player.
And get this, rumor has it that in 2025, the server will be taken over by a group of Oligarchs who are planning to rule with an iron fist. But don’t worry, we’ve got a secret weapon up our sleeves to take them down and restore peace to the land.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and become a part of the most epic adventure of your life! Trust me, you won’t regret it.
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 4148 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 3 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Reality Warps Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 96/100 | Votes: | 3900 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 6 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 0 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 9 |
| Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 5 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Astral Projections Made: | 1 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 3 |
| Players: | 91/200 | Votes: | 713 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 4 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 21 |
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Battle Standards Raised: | 12 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 18 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 31 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Star Shards Collected: | 259 | Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Votes: | 941 |
| Crops Grown: | 4035 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Rumor has it that one player on our server once traded a diamond pickaxe for a real-life camel. Another player built a skyscraper made entirely of gold blocks, just because they could. The possibilities are endless when you join our wild and wacky community.
So why wait? Join us now and show the world that you don’t need a billion dollars to rule the server – just a sense of humor and a love for all things Minecraft. Who knows, maybe you’ll even catch the eye of a wealthy sheikh looking to expand their virtual empire.
| Players: | 108/600 | Votes: | 8131 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 1 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 9 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 36 |
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Potions Brewed: | 74 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Royal Decrees Issued: | 5 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Imagine a world where you can build your dream castle without worrying about your sister showing up uninvited with her kids. We offer a safe space for you to unleash your creativity without any family members causing chaos.
Don’t be the villain in your own story, join our server and be the hero of your own Minecraft adventure. We guarantee no one will compare you to a bridezilla or threaten to make a scene at your virtual wedding.
So, what are you waiting for? Leave the family drama behind and join our Minecraft server for a truly epic experience. Who needs passive-aggressive Facebook memes when you can build a virtual empire with us?
| Players: | 100/300 | Votes: | 1787 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 1 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 10 |
| Farms Harvested: | 278 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 9 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 11 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 3 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
| Demon Skulls Collected: | 25 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 11 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground roller coaster that takes you on a wild ride through a lava-filled cave. Trust us, it’s a real blast!
But that’s not all – we also have a special event every week where players can participate in a giant chicken race. Yes, you heard that right. Ride your trusty chicken through obstacle courses and compete against other players for the title of Chicken Champion!
And if you’re feeling a bit down in the dumps, don’t worry – our server has a therapy llama that will listen to all your problems and offer sage advice. Who needs a therapist when you have a llama, right?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Don’t be a broken man – be a chicken-riding, lava-dodging, llama-loving hero on our server!
| Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 8902 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 20 |
| Animals Bred: | 104 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Falling into the Void: | 2 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 10 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 12 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
| Players: | 109/600 | Votes: | 6180 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Alien Abductions: | 0 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 13 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 46 | Void Armor Forged: | 11 |
| Unbreakable Chains Forged: | 4 | Elemental Crystals Collected: | 42 |
| Wizards Turned into Frogs: | 2 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 19 |
Imagine covering your undergrad and med school expenses with student loans, living a worry-free middle-class life from 18 to 30. Once you finish your residency, you can move to a state where creditors can’t touch your wages and start earning a whopping 300k a year! You can buy a mansion with cash or just rent forever and spend your money traveling Europe whenever you feel like it.
And the best part? You’ll be treated like a god for handing out prescription drugs! Hot nurses will be lusting after your seed left and right. Who wouldn’t want to be in that position?
Sure, med school is competitive, but hey, if you have the IQ for it, why not give it a shot? Trust us, you won’t regret it. So come on, join our Minecraft SMP and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 94/100 | Votes: | 7606 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 6 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 6 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 8 |
| Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 6291 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 5 |
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 2 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 5 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
| Buildings Constructed: | 27 | Orbs of Power Found: | 11 |
Imagine a world where a 16-year-old Minecraft player works at an arcade/amusement park with a 17-year-old coworker who has the humor of a white high school girl. One day, she approaches him and starts saying the n-word (with a hard r) multiple times in front of everyone! Talk about a plot twist!
But fear not, our server is a safe space where you can witness outrageous events like this unfold. Join now for a chance to experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on our server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!
