| Players: | 96/200 | Votes: | 9472 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Phoenix Feathers Found: | 9 | Farms Harvested: | 341 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 | Magic Crystals Found: | 20 |
| Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 4 | Void Armor Forged: | 21 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
| Living Statues Befriended: | 3 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 3 |
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| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 3329 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Battles Fought: | 5 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 |
| Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 13 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 |
| Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
| Dark Rituals Completed: | 1 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 4 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 6 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 17 |
Our server is the perfect escape from real-life drama, where you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without worrying about unpaid debts. And the best part? We don’t charge interest on any loans you may take out in the game!
So why wait? Join our server today and leave Sarah and her money troubles behind. Trust us, the only crisis you’ll face here is deciding which enchanted sword to wield next!
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 4781 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 0 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 4 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 17 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 23 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 17 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 12 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 | Epic Battles Fought: | 9 |
Join us and you’ll discover new music in the most epic way possible – by battling creepers and zombies while jamming out to sick beats! Our algorithm is so advanced, it’ll have you grooving to tunes you never knew you needed in your life.
Forget about boring old radio stations or your friends’ questionable music taste – on our server, the music is as lit as the lava in the Nether! So what are you waiting for? Join now and unleash your inner rockstar while building the craziest Minecraft creations you’ve ever seen!
| Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 1507 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Magic Crystals Found: | 11 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 4 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Treasure Maps Found: | 7 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Demonic Pacts Formed: | 0 | Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 1 |
| Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 19 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 4192 |
| Players: | 92/900 | Votes: | 7369 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 17 | Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 2 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 3 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Animals Bred: | 110 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 10 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 96 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 | Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 3 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
oh, and did we mention that our server is located in a secret dimension where gravity is reversed and u can fly around like a superhero? yea, it’s pretty epic.
also, we have a community of friendly players who love to build giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and have epic dance parties every night.
so if u want to be part of the most insane and hilarious minecraft server ever, join us now! trust us, u won’t regret it. plus, 85% of Greenlanders don’t want to be part of the US, so why not join our server instead? 😉
| Players: | 98/400 | Votes: | 9697 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 | Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 7 |
| Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 | Undead Armies Raised: | 0 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 14 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 3 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 11 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 5 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 3 |
we got a secret underground city where the chickens wear top hats and monocles, and the zombies are actually just misunderstood actors practicing for a thriller remake.
if u join dis server, u will unlock the power to turn dirt blocks into diamonds with just a flick of ur pickaxe. and don’t even get me started on the legendary treasure hunt where u can find the mythical golden potato that grants u unlimited food forever.
so come on down to our server where the only limit is ur imagination…and maybe a few too many hours of gameplay.
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 1362 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Zombie Dances: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 2 |
| Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 6 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 13 |
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 7 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Epic Battles Fought: | 12 |
| Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 0 |
| Farms Harvested: | 455 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
u wanna focus ur attention and, like, heighten ur learning skills? come join us, we got all the uncertainty u need to level up ur brain power. plus, it’s, like, a total distraction from real life, so u can just chill and have a good time.
oh, and did i mention that uncertainty can, like, totally boost ur emotions? like, u’ll be feeling all the positive vibes when u join this server. it’s, like, a rollercoaster of emotions, but in a good way, ya know?
so, like, come join us on this crazy ride of uncertainty and see where it takes u. who knows, u might just find ur new favorite place to hang out and have a good time.
| Players: | 92/500 | Votes: | 6850 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 10 |
| Enchanted Armories Found: | 8 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 5 |
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 5 |
| Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Alien Abductions: | 1 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 9 |
| Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 10 |
AstralSpiff is a talented digital artist who creates vibrant and surreal illustrations inspired by the cosmos and nature. Their unique style blends elements of fantasy and science fiction to transport viewers to otherworldly realms. With a keen eye for detail and a passion for storytelling, AstralSpiff’s work showcases a deep appreciation for the beauty and mystery of the universe.
| Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 3780 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 14 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 3 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 3 |
| Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 5 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 6 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 6 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 2 | Unicorn Sightings: | 1 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 5 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 10 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
You won’t believe the shenanigans that go down on this server, it’s like a virtual circus with llamas and creepers performing tricks together!
If you’re tired of the same old boring servers, come join us for a breath of fresh air and a chance to mingle with fellow Minecraft maniacs who are just as forgotten as those other Hololive talents.
Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and let’s make some memories that even the official Hololive Twitter account can’t ignore!
| Players: | 109/100 | Votes: | 5311 |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
| Mythical Quests Completed: | 25 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 2 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 151 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 8 | Enchantments Applied: | 98 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8447 |
| Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 2 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
Join us if you want to befriend players who wear diamond armor to bed, ride pigs instead of horses, and have pet creepers as their loyal companions. Our community is full of characters who will keep you on your toes with their wild antics and unpredictable behavior.
But be warned, if you see someone befriending a player who builds their house out of dirt blocks, that’s a major red flag! You never know what kind of chaos they might bring to the server, from setting off TNT traps to unleashing a horde of zombie chickens.
So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server where the only rule is to expect the unexpected and never trust anyone who offers you a block of obsidian in exchange for friendship. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a hilarious adventure!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Votes: | 8666 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 1 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 5 |
| Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 15 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 |
| Magic Crystals Found: | 8 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 13 |
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 1 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 2 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 |
| Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 3746 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Volcanoes Explored: | 2 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 5 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 |
| Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 78 |
| Mystic Runes Engraved: | 2 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 1 |
| Players: | 107/200 | Votes: | 1182 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 8 | Secret Passages Found: | 5 |
| Holy Grails Found: | 3 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 1 |
| Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 16 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 82 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 6 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 2 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Join us for some crazy fun and let your creativity run wild in our virtual world. Who needs to worry about being demotivated when you can be crafting, exploring, and making new friends in our awesome community?
Don’t let the fear of not being impressed hold you back from joining the best Minecraft server out there. Trust me, once you start playing with us, you’ll never want to stop! So what are you waiting for? Come join us now and let’s have a blast together!
| Players: | 97/700 | Votes: | 4687 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 8 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 4 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Phoenix Feathers Found: | 13 |
| Crops Grown: | 3568 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 14 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 5 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 |
Join our server and leave all the drama behind as you embark on epic adventures and build your dream world. No more passive-aggressive group chats or rude comments from people you barely know – just pure, unadulterated fun in the world of Minecraft.
Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of ultra-intelligent baby pigs who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their adorable yet diabolical plans? The choice is yours!
So come on over to our server and leave the family drama behind. Who needs ultrasound pictures and weight debates when you can be building castles and battling creepers? Let’s make Minecraft great again – one crazy adventure at a time!
| Players: | 108/800 | Votes: | 6110 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| New Chunks Explored: | 464685 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 11 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 3 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 9165 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 |
| Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 1 |
| Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 2 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 3 |
Our server is a safe space where you can build, explore, and make new friends without any restrictions. No crazy dad imposing absurd rules here – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.
So why wait? Join our server today and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have creeper explosions and diamond mining instead? Let’s block and roll!
| Players: | 108/300 | Votes: | 1038 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 14 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 2 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 227 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 13 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 1 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 28 | Lost Souls Rescued: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 5 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 1 |
